There's no room for ambiguity with that headline, no chance of pulling the old bait-and-switch by pretending the SA Goons became mature and sophisticated with the dawn of the new year only to bombard you with butts. So here's the straightforward story: BaconButts (front-page fixture BaconBits, rechristened for obvious reasons) asked his forums peers to put butts on things. And they immediately did so, other than one dude who asked "why?" and was rightfully probated. Keep in mind this isn't a gag title; if you scroll down the page, you will see butts. Ask yourself "am I currently situated in a butt-gazing-friendly environment?" and proceed only if appropriate!
Quantum of Phallus
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!