There's no room for ambiguity with that headline, no chance of pulling the old bait-and-switch by pretending the SA Goons became mature and sophisticated with the dawn of the new year only to bombard you with butts. So here's the straightforward story: BaconButts (front-page fixture BaconBits, rechristened for obvious reasons) asked his forums peers to put butts on things. And they immediately did so, other than one dude who asked "why?" and was rightfully probated. Keep in mind this isn't a gag title; if you scroll down the page, you will see butts. Ask yourself "am I currently situated in a butt-gazing-friendly environment?" and proceed only if appropriate!
Quantum of Phallus
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
Push button, get infinite gameplay and pleasure. Or attempt a 3 point shot.
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