By day, II_Crayola_II7 is spitting mad lyrics and kicking dope jams. At night, she's all up in your grill on the mat!
Stalgren is mad that this game got an 18+ rating, because he really, really hates numbers.
Gup isn't fooled by the halo, because he knows a soul patch means "property of Satan."
InVitro's image possesses the power of an immortal, the soul of a human, and the heart of a hero.
And that's where this series ends, before it feeds on any more of our time and steals any more of our lives. Thanks again to lenocinor for maintaining the VGNG, to Sketh for starting the theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for stocking the shelves of apsouthern's parallel universe game store. See you next week!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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