By day, II_Crayola_II7 is spitting mad lyrics and kicking dope jams. At night, she's all up in your grill on the mat!
Stalgren is mad that this game got an 18+ rating, because he really, really hates numbers.
Gup isn't fooled by the halo, because he knows a soul patch means "property of Satan."
InVitro's image possesses the power of an immortal, the soul of a human, and the heart of a hero.
And that's where this series ends, before it feeds on any more of our time and steals any more of our lives. Thanks again to lenocinor for maintaining the VGNG, to Sketh for starting the theme, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for stocking the shelves of apsouthern's parallel universe game store. See you next week!
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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