A few years ago a horrible plague called Pokémon spread like wildfire and consumed millions of children and idiots. In honor of this great and terrible thing, the Something Awful Forum Goons decided to bring some Pokémon characters to life in horrific fashion. As you might imagine, the cartoon wondercrap of Pokémon does not translate well to the real world, so the results are nothing short of ghoulish. Please, by all means, enjoy!

Cataphract has a printout of this pinned to the wall next to his bunk bed.

A fun fact about Fors Yard is that his arms are twice the length of his legs.

Iggy Kevlar fathered this horrible abomination.

It's hard to believe an unrefined charlatan like Dodgeball could make this.

MustelaFuro is probably overfeeding his Pokemon.

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