Make Video Game Characters Real! (Part 1 of 2)

The Something Awful Forum Goons want to reenact video game scenarios in real life, without having the results in any way resemble the shitty films Gamer and Stay Alive. We're talking about replacing those pixelated sprites with actual animals, plants and plumbers, relatable characters who can inspire us all with their heroic quests!

Hang on to your seat, Carl The Shivan. Get ready for adventures and remarkable feats! To the brink!

Hungry Bit unleashes the power of sorcery against his foes.

Raithe confined the body of a demon to this image. By viewing it, you have caused many deaths.

You can use Shark Summer's image as a plate, but many people just enjoy looking at it.