asscobra is simply perfect! Do you get it? I ADDED EMPHASIS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE ADVANCED LEVEL OF HUMOR!

PsyRatty is only Zerg rushing because he's late for a job interview.

$iLk gives us the retrofied Derek Smart classic Battlecruiser 2000 A.D. or whatever the hell its name was. Either way it looks just as fun as the original!

SuperLobster is a fool if he thinks this pick-up line will work.

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