SA founder Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka recently mused "It's difficult to recall what my life was like before I was introduced to the Rowdy Trout." So be sure to record your treasured memories before diving too deep into this article, because they're about to be forever clouded in a post-Rowdy Trout haze! Presumably due to its amnesia-inducing effects, the Rowdy Trout is almost invisible on the Internet, but FactsAreUseless found one in the wild and recklessly exposed the Goons to its hypnotic gaze!
ANIME IS BLOOD
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
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