Hollywood liberals use motion pictures as a vehicle to communicate their scary, wrong beliefs. They employ subterfuge to smuggle their godless filth into America's theaters. But like that crazy midget's paintings in Orphan, movie posters reveal the filmmakers' true intentions when viewed in the correct light. The Something Awful Forum Goons flip the switch on the following images, exposing Satan's starring role in many blockbusters. Hell awaits!
Haddas loves Lucy, the daughter of the devil. The beauty is there, but the beast is in her heart. Life is hell, you see.
Pleroma knows what happens to old men who beat people bloody with their canes and defy court orders.
Wormophile just wants to watch the world burn.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!