Logan's Run renders itself unplayable for gamers 30 and older. Ruiner, you are terminated!

Capt. Rhodes remembers when you could sit outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers.

Ejiehi regrets using preservatives to keep this image fresh.

Ejiehi knows any game focused on '80s punks would feature characters that look like this Monster Party boss.

Yabanjin has always created this image, and he always will. The moment is structured that way.

So it goes. Thanks again to the_ruiner for launching this thread, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for providing retro gamers with rueful "I would have played the fuck out of that" fodder. See you next week!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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