Logan's Run renders itself unplayable for gamers 30 and older. Ruiner, you are terminated!
Capt. Rhodes remembers when you could sit outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers.
Ejiehi regrets using preservatives to keep this image fresh.
Ejiehi knows any game focused on '80s punks would feature characters that look like this Monster Party boss.
Yabanjin has always created this image, and he always will. The moment is structured that way.
So it goes. Thanks again to the_ruiner for launching this thread, and to the Something Awful Forum Goons for providing retro gamers with rueful "I would have played the fuck out of that" fodder. See you next week!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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