Like mountaineers on mountaintops and divers in the deeps, the Something Awful Forum Goons close their eyes until the morning creeps. Their chosen sleeping positions reveal things about their personalities -- scary things.

Schweinhund walks among your dreams when you think you are asleep.


SlightButSteady sleeps above the covers.


Fors Yard made this in a remedial art class for fuck-ups and retards.


Looks like iSimian needs a stronger dose of those mind-melting chemicals that make the outside world look great.


iSimian has the heart of a lion and the hide of an elephant.

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