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It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying, that a man like hellbastard wastes his time on creatures of this kind.


Starno takes this image to its logical conclusion.


C-Minn takes the same concept but makes it angrier, deadlier, sexier.

Wormophile has a flair for the dramatic.

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