It's been a while since we featured our generous corporate sponsor Subway in a front-page article, so it's probably time for more product placement if we expect those checks to keep coming! Here's the theme: "Subway's Meatball Marinara is fucking disgusting." That might not seem like the kind of sentiment our benefactors would want us spreading, but remember, all publicity is good publicity!
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