It's been a while since we featured our generous corporate sponsor Subway in a front-page article, so it's probably time for more product placement if we expect those checks to keep coming! Here's the theme: "Subway's Meatball Marinara is fucking disgusting." That might not seem like the kind of sentiment our benefactors would want us spreading, but remember, all publicity is good publicity!
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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