It's been a while since we featured our generous corporate sponsor Subway in a front-page article, so it's probably time for more product placement if we expect those checks to keep coming! Here's the theme: "Subway's Meatball Marinara is fucking disgusting." That might not seem like the kind of sentiment our benefactors would want us spreading, but remember, all publicity is good publicity!
Star Wars fan speculation has been swirling about the source of female ejaculation. The answers might finally be coming with the Last Jedi.
Lean in close to your screen. Inhale deeply. Does this guide give off a cloyingly sour odor? Then it is likely the genuine article.
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