It's been a while since we featured our generous corporate sponsor Subway in a front-page article, so it's probably time for more product placement if we expect those checks to keep coming! Here's the theme: "Subway's Meatball Marinara is fucking disgusting." That might not seem like the kind of sentiment our benefactors would want us spreading, but remember, all publicity is good publicity!
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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