"Look at you, candidates: pathetic creatures of suit and tie, panting and sweating as you sit through my questions. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal moderator?"
Thanks again to Mulefisk for daring to imagine a world in which politicians are evil, and to the SA Forum Goons for indulging his flight of fancy!
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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