"Look at you, candidates: pathetic creatures of suit and tie, panting and sweating as you sit through my questions. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal moderator?"
Thanks again to Mulefisk for daring to imagine a world in which politicians are evil, and to the SA Forum Goons for indulging his flight of fancy!
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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