nihil8r caters to me, the rape voter.
The Gumby has the necessary credentials I guess.
I'm all for polygamy and I'm all for jar_of_scabs!
toneisdead stands behind a true hero. Too bad he's only running for JLA treasurer, as he'd make a much better president than Lex Luther.
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