nihil8r caters to me, the rape voter.

The Gumby has the necessary credentials I guess.

I'm all for polygamy and I'm all for jar_of_scabs!

toneisdead stands behind a true hero. Too bad he's only running for JLA treasurer, as he'd make a much better president than Lex Luther.

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