It is virtually impossible to go anywhere in this world without being bombarded with advertisements. There are some notable exceptions, such as the bottom of the ocean, inside caves, and in the arctic. Most of these ads are for things we don't need or want, but are nonetheless dangled in front of us like silver carrots. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons take advertising to its natural conclusion by creating ads for things that simply don't need them.
BrandNewHero got this started by trying to sell the oldest thing there is.
Hermetic is tired of making plane images.
Damn, ExplosiveBuck, how'd you get to be so opulent?
the_ruiner is cashing in on the basics.
MustelaFuro is no stranger to heavy topics.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!