"Hinge" destroys a perfectly useless monument:
"RipVTide" subjects the poor kid to even more pain:
"DoubleDutchBus" finds young Gatorade Boy in a mess of trouble:
Let's hope this cliche stays dead now that "mortalenema" has martyred him:
"spacebadger" welcomes us to a place called heaven:
And finally, "rivets" went entirely too far, and for that we love him:
That wraps up this week. Thanks to the Something Awful Goons for providing yet another week of laff-tar. We will be back next week with plenty more, and in our usual format. A talking wad of cash tells me that we will be Photoshopping dead ends into scans from various Road Atlases.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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