"Hinge" destroys a perfectly useless monument:
"RipVTide" subjects the poor kid to even more pain:
"DoubleDutchBus" finds young Gatorade Boy in a mess of trouble:
Let's hope this cliche stays dead now that "mortalenema" has martyred him:
"spacebadger" welcomes us to a place called heaven:
And finally, "rivets" went entirely too far, and for that we love him:
That wraps up this week. Thanks to the Something Awful Goons for providing yet another week of laff-tar. We will be back next week with plenty more, and in our usual format. A talking wad of cash tells me that we will be Photoshopping dead ends into scans from various Road Atlases.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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