Finally, what would a Variety Pack be without some sort of movie-title tomfoolery? It's Movie Mash-ups, volume 48!

Hairpull created the perfect promotional vehicle for those E.T. Finger Light toys.


Starno believes that sometimes, if you really, really hope you won't die, your wish will be granted.


CHaKKaWaKka pulled this off with no computer effects, no stunt doubles, no wires. OK, maybe computer effects.


M for Mushroom, what has he ever done to make you treat him so disrespectfully?


Starno commits the artistic crime of the century.


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