Finally, what would a Variety Pack be without some sort of movie-title tomfoolery? It's Movie Mash-ups, volume 48!
Hairpull created the perfect promotional vehicle for those E.T. Finger Light toys.
Starno believes that sometimes, if you really, really hope you won't die, your wish will be granted.
CHaKKaWaKka pulled this off with no computer effects, no stunt doubles, no wires. OK, maybe computer effects.
M for Mushroom, what has he ever done to make you treat him so disrespectfully?
Starno commits the artistic crime of the century.
Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their long-unrecognized efforts. Come back in year of porcupine!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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