Everyone knows that Valentine's Day is a soulless abomination of a holiday invented by an evil consortium of wealthy gardeners and greeting card designers in a desperate attempt to make us buy more flowers and cards. Their nefarious ploy worked, as every year men are forced to buy cards and gifts or face scorn and ridicule. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons do their part to pitch in by making some Valentine's Day cards that are more accessible to people that haven't left their basement since Episode III stopped showing at theaters.

Lunaran got things started this week with this thing which you can look at if you scroll your eyeballs down a bit.

Aatrek didn't know he fathered this image until it had already grown up.

AmishMafia001 tried to cut this image in a heart shape but it just kept getting smaller and smaller.

AmishMafia001 is ready to kick this image into the laff-tar-sphere.

Android Thumper got rocks for his valentine, but he is married to the mountains.

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