Food Boner made this image while deep in his submarine, the HMS Brimley.

Foterbum is looking forward to spending this Valentines Day with a sack of hot dogs and two bottles of ketchup.

harrybozack is going to surprise his valentine by finally showing her what's under the floorboards. ;-)

Healy owns 14 patents, mostly pertaining to methods for getting goldfish out of toilet bowls.

Jaf is arrested for grapes!!!

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