Food Boner made this image while deep in his submarine, the HMS Brimley.
Foterbum is looking forward to spending this Valentines Day with a sack of hot dogs and two bottles of ketchup.
harrybozack is going to surprise his valentine by finally showing her what's under the floorboards. ;-)
Healy owns 14 patents, mostly pertaining to methods for getting goldfish out of toilet bowls.
Jaf is arrested for grapes!!!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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