PAGE OF SHAME
hathfallen is normally a fairly topnotch worker, but this is just sad. Sure we as a nation collectively and completely accidentally voted for a dunce, but is it necessary to paste his head into every single picture? If you're going to go with an idea that weak, at least make sure it's something spectacular or nicely done. Putting his head on a flaming gay man is hardly inspiring, unless of course you're a flaming gay man with a secret attraction to George Bush. But really, how many flaming gay men are like that? I can't name any off the top of my head. Sorry gameinformer, but you suck. Oh, wait, shit, he didn't make this, hathfallen did. Well, you both suck.
kardinal has two things going against him. The first is that he can't read, since otherwise he would know that the theme said "famous leaders." Of course I could be mistaking illiteracy with profound ignorance of history, but I can't be for certain. Maybe he thought O.J. Simpson was a leader of some country, or a governor. The second fault is that he does not know the program that this weekly feature is named after. But then maybe he really can't read, and so the name of this feature is ultimately meaningless to him. We could debate on this topic for hours and maybe we should, but then that's not solving the key problem: kardinal will still be a moron.
I'm not going to make fun of this KoalaHunter picture because a part of me finds it funny. I just wish that part of me wasn't suffering from gangrene and in dire need of amputation.
malvo approved drags us kicking in screaming into the world of cosplay, using none other than Nelson Mandela as his poor victim. All I can say is that I'm deeply ashamed for us all. I hope I'm not going too far here, but I'm going to use this time to call for the death of malvo approved, the Salman Rushdie of Photoshop Phriday.
margarita! made this and I'm not even going to bother insulting it. Okay, okay, it's the visual equivalent of giving birth to a porcupine… though your urethra. THERE, ENJOY A STUPID JOKE.
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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