The Low Times "Design the Worst Band" contest link has popped up frequently on social media over the past week; congratulations to the finalists! That said, the best takes on this theme to be found anywhere on this Internet reside in SA's Goldmine, courtesy of the Entertainment, Weakly subforum. Whereas the Low Times finalists range from "haha a wacky combination of pop artist and totally unrelated image" to "why did someone submit this actual Titus Andronicus shirt?", most of EW's creations involve smart, witty references to the musicians' work and/or personas!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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