The Low Times "Design the Worst Band" contest link has popped up frequently on social media over the past week; congratulations to the finalists! That said, the best takes on this theme to be found anywhere on this Internet reside in SA's Goldmine, courtesy of the Entertainment, Weakly subforum. Whereas the Low Times finalists range from "haha a wacky combination of pop artist and totally unrelated image" to "why did someone submit this actual Titus Andronicus shirt?", most of EW's creations involve smart, witty references to the musicians' work and/or personas!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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