Hurry up and make Karnovs dancing to defeat evil! It is up to you, Persidian! You can do it and save BIG CITY, USA!
mobby_6kl always bets on Duke, so he rejoiced when Duke kicked this meaningless field goal to cover the spread.
Every Easter, The Steak Justice takes sadistic joy in squeezing the marshmallow guts out of adorable pink Peeps.
>Look at Alvie's end boss.
You hear horrible gurgling noises. The beast opens its fearsome jaws and bares slavering fangs. Poof, you're dead!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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