Hurry up and make Karnovs dancing to defeat evil! It is up to you, Persidian! You can do it and save BIG CITY, USA!
mobby_6kl always bets on Duke, so he rejoiced when Duke kicked this meaningless field goal to cover the spread.
Every Easter, The Steak Justice takes sadistic joy in squeezing the marshmallow guts out of adorable pink Peeps.
>Look at Alvie's end boss.
You hear horrible gurgling noises. The beast opens its fearsome jaws and bares slavering fangs. Poof, you're dead!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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