Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:00:00 +0000 As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/index.php 144 42 occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/danzig-gay-rap.php This week: a video so bad, not even Glenn Danzig can save it. Abandon all hope, ye who enter. Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/danzig-gay-rap.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/republicans-clowns-redundancy.php Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk* Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/republicans-clowns-redundancy.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/falcon-dragon-chicken.php A man wants his chicken, the most annoying wrestling fan and Balloon Kid kicks it old school. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/falcon-dragon-chicken.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/sonic-autotune-anime.php Canadian hip hop, more autotune insanity and the best Sonic the Hedgehog-with-Polio cosplay ever. Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/sonic-autotune-anime.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/spongebob-autotune-spiderman.php SpongeBob-themed hip hop, the gayest horse and some girls in bikini read Star Wars. Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/spongebob-autotune-spiderman.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/mossels-warcraft-pangaea.php Terrible spoken word, Christians hating on sick people and mussels Mussels MUSSELS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/mossels-warcraft-pangaea.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/objectivism-fantome-spider.php A Japanese dude kicks out the jams, cosmetic advice from a fat girl and Objectivism is still stupid. Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/objectivism-fantome-spider.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-rush-messiah.php A bunch of political shit, a 14 minute long ICP infomercial and overcoming masturbation with Jesus! Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-rush-messiah.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/million-dollar-extreme.php AwfulVision takes a long, cold, sobering look at Million Dollar Extreme. Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/million-dollar-extreme.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/icp-gaston-paint.php More stupid ICP shit, a touching tribute to Sarah Palin and the worst drum lessons of all time. Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/icp-gaston-paint.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/michael-jackson-hackers.php Cunt Smasher, the worst video of all time and an obligatory Michael Jackson joke. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/michael-jackson-hackers.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/goulet-b-twiztid.php Juggalos, cats, /b/tards and the worst thing I have ever made on page 9. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/goulet-b-twiztid.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/cleveland-horrorpunk-redneck.php They say the heart of horrorpunk is in Cleveland and from what I've seen they can go fuck themselves. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/cleveland-horrorpunk-redneck.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/data-banana-racist.php Banana Starship, a creepy-ass Kim Possible song and Data loses his fucking positronic mind. Wed, 20 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/data-banana-racist.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/crispin-glover-owns.php P.J. Harvey sings ABBA, an 11-year-old girl waxes political and Crispin Glover fucking owns. Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/crispin-glover-owns.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/homo-hulkster-ham.php Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and call ChristianU2uber a homo, brother! Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/homo-hulkster-ham.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/connect-the-dots.php LET'S PLAY FUNNY MAKING GAME. Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/connect-the-dots.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-goth-fat.php I am lazy and stupid and didn't use a lot of videos, so join me as I clean out my inbox! Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-goth-fat.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/spring-cleaning-videos.php AwfulVision cleans out it's attic and finally uses those videos we were too lazy to watch before now. Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/spring-cleaning-videos.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/furry-wiccan-hitler.php Click here and win an XBox360*! (*Xbox360 may actually be a video on page 3 of a dude pooping) Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/furry-wiccan-hitler.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/furry-gemini-goth.php A new age weirdo, a goth, a furry, a fat industrial dork and Edward Penishands. God is dead. Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/furry-gemini-goth.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/movie-effort-awfulvision.php I put a lot of effort into this article, so even if you hated it before, maybe you won't now! Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/movie-effort-awfulvision.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/shoe-stalactites-depeche.php Hard-hitting political debate, some dumb hipster bitch and an asian with huge... ahem... feet. Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/shoe-stalactites-depeche.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-goth-libertarian.php Surprise bitches. I'm not doing a Christmas or Holiday-themed article! Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-goth-libertarian.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/bird-stevia-biography.php Stupid bird tricks, boring nerd shit and STEVIA MOTHERFUCKER YEAHHH *benchpresses a truck* Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/bird-stevia-biography.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-duck-circumcision.php A reminder that you can't spell "Faygo" without letters that can also spell "Gay" and "Fag". Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/juggalo-duck-circumcision.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/katana-lockpick-orca.php A boy and his katana, inflatable whale love and the wonders of Ohio Public Access TV. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/katana-lockpick-orca.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-is-44.php A weary nation begins its long journey to a black, socialist, muslim choom paradise. Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/obama-is-44.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/otaku-libertarian-furry.php At least one video in this update will sicken you or your money back. Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/otaku-libertarian-furry.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Pastor G. Ezekial Beauregard) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/godtube-tribute.php Because there has to be a Christian alternative to EVERYTHING. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/godtube-tribute.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/rap-wrestling-rainbows.php My hometown is a goddamn mess. Click here to read 30,000 words explaining why. Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/rap-wrestling-rainbows.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/moustache-obama-eggs.php Obama is apparently the anti-Christ and we've got the egg eating, dog shitting videos to prove it! Wed, 10 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/moustache-obama-eggs.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-hillbilly-furry.php Pretend Klingons, pants shitting, a racist hillbilly furry, and the wackest rap battle ever. Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-hillbilly-furry.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/anime-homies-spiderman.php Newsflash: Only terrible people watch anime. Also, the sky is blue. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/anime-homies-spiderman.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/megaman-nintendo-rap.php Papa Jim teaches us how to rap, Ace teaches us how to game, and Megaman teaches us how to love. Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/megaman-nintendo-rap.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/gay-horse-mushroom.php It's AwfulVision's birthday and we've got more gay horses tripping on mushrooms than you can shake a lightsaber at. Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/gay-horse-mushroom.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/its-pikachu-aaah.php The only viral thing about these videos is the resulting stomach pains. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/its-pikachu-aaah.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php AwfulVision: Handi-Capable! Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/wheelchair-weezer-cheeseburger.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/smell-yo-dick.php AwfulVision: Are you serious!? Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/smell-yo-dick.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/complete-sonic-libertarian.php AwfulVision: Hot as Helllll! Wed, 21 May 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/complete-sonic-libertarian.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/otaku-anime-japan.php AwfulVision: I think I'm turning Japanese! Wed, 07 May 2008 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/otaku-anime-japan.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-manboobs-cougar.php AwfulVision: That's Racist! Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-manboobs-cougar.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/beyond-the-meme.php An in depth look at the "other" videos from well known YouTube superstars. Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/beyond-the-meme.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/smoke-vore-jump.php AwfulVision: Swallowing you is easy 'cuz you're so edible! Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/smoke-vore-jump.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/lasagna-cry-george.php AwfulVision: Videos that don't totally suck! Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/lasagna-cry-george.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/benoit-fat-werewolf.php AwfulVision: Cross-face chicken wings and tap water! Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/benoit-fat-werewolf.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/lurker-bunny-expose.php AwfulVision Expose: Lurker Bunny Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/lurker-bunny-expose.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/alexyss-blob-ugly.php AwfulVision: What Would Dick & Nut Do? Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/alexyss-blob-ugly.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/scientology-thug-andrew.php I paid $1 million to reach OT8 and all I got was this stupid article. Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/scientology-thug-andrew.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/dog-bully-emo.php AwfulVision: New year, same terrible crap! Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/dog-bully-emo.php