Tue, 13 May 2008 06:00:00 +0000 The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/index.php 144 42 russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-superheroes.php They say that the real heroes are the doctors, nurses and firemen working to save us every day. That's crap. Take a look at some real heroic individuals, courtesy of the SA forum goons. Tue, 13 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-superheroes.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/castle-vidcons-game.php Video games made me socially withdrawn and more likely to murder people, and they can improve your life too. Start off here by enjoying some comic strips combining the fun of the middle ages with the beautiful art of the Nintendo Wii created by SA forum goon Sparr. All fanboys welcome. Tue, 06 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/castle-vidcons-game.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-army-combat.php Niko is an alien and Liberty City is a mirror-image universe New York City which is a testing ground that extra-terrestrials are using to prepare for how to behave around Earthlings. Now that GTA IV is spoiled for you, theres no reason for you not to check out these amusing army-themed images from the SA forum goons. Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-army-combat.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/embarrassing-situations-parents.php I hate my mom so much!!! She won't let me buy Mortal Kombat or listen to Linkin Park! Thankfully, the relationship I have with my parents doesn't compare to the screwed up stories the SA forum goons have on offer. Crank up the Limp Bizkit and check out these horrific tales of family life! Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/embarrassing-situations-parents.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/army-combat-manual.php As someone with an interest in being shot at, I decided to join the military. However, they wouldnt let me see battle until I passed a simple combat training assessment. Thankfully, the SA forum goons created a custom guide for me, and now I am read to take a bullet for the country I love. Be a good infidel and check out their efforts. Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/army-combat-manual.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/compare-genitals-musicians.php Do you have an uncontrollable urge that involves spending your time thinking about genitalia? Hide away these uncomfortable thoughts no longer! The SA Forum Goons are here to give you a release in the form of a poorly disguised music article full of dick jokes! Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/compare-genitals-musicians.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-awkward-confessions.php Check out more wacky drawings from the SA forum goons depicting confessions from the worst people in the world: Internet users. Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-awkward-confessions.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-awkward-confessions.php Check out some wacky drawings from the SA forum goons depicting confessions from the worst people in the world: Internet users. Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-awkward-confessions.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-writers-kids.php Do you wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out! Thanks copy & paste. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-writers-kids.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-work-pranks.php If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives. Thanks copy & paste. Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-work-pranks.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/writers-authors-kids.php Do you often wonder what the finest authors of all time produced the first time they picked up a pen? Of course not, you're too busy playing Call Of Duty. Thankfully, you don't ever need to devote time to imagining the literary greats as kids because the SA goons have done it for you. Turn off the Xbox and check this article out! Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/writers-authors-kids.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-drawings.php Robots can be fun, cool and sexy. Some of the SA forums goons have been drawing robotic pals for a few months, and are now ready to display their efforts. Come and look at the only drawings of robots on the internet which aren't Transformers porn. Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-drawings.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/work-office-pranks.php If you thought working in an office was as dull as the Dilbert comics, you're dead wrong, because it is actually as exciting as the Dilbert animated series. Here are a bunch of pranks played the immature jerks from the SA forums. Perhaps you can copy their actions and bring misery to a few more lives. Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/work-office-pranks.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/valentines-day-dinosaurs.php What do you love more, your partner or dinosaurs? Relax, you don't need to make that decision, because with Valentines Day upon us, you can combine love and dinosaurs in a way that won't make people look at you oddly. Check out these ValenDIN(O)es drawings from the SA forum goons! Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/valentines-day-dinosaurs.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meat-house-can.php I won't mince my words, beef-ore you do anything else, check out these two amusing tales of men eating meat courtesy of the Something Awful forum goons. It's mostly pictures, so even your illiterate cousin Buck can enjoy it. Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meat-house-can.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/danger-warning-signs.php Here are a bunch of amusing warning signs from the Something Awful forum goons that you can play with at home to recreate your favorite nuclear disaster. Enjoy! Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/danger-warning-signs.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goons-balloons-2.php Hurray for copy and paste. If you are like me and find balloons incredibly erotic, you won't want to miss this, as a Something Awful forum goon twists and ties balloons into a variety of fun shapes. I'd hate to burst your bubble by letting you miss this article, so read it now! Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goons-balloons-2.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/kirby-eating-drawing.php Celebrate the forthcoming release of the new Super Smash Brothers game by checking out some new abilities of Kirky, as designed by the Something Awful forum goons. It doesn't suck. Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/kirby-eating-drawing.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/harry-potter-fun.php I just read the most incredible book! It's about a young boy called Harry Potter who discovers that he is a wizard. Before I check to see if there is any gay erotic fan-fiction online about my new favorite character, I'm going to check out some surreal drawings of Harry by the Something Awful forum goons. I hope you'll look too! Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/harry-potter-fun.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tales-hotel-industry.php When I say Paris Hilton, you think of the beautiful, classy lady who every girl desires to be. However, it's also a hotel, somewhere unknown near France. For more exclusives on the wonderful world of hotels, check out these stories from the SA forum goons! Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tales-hotel-industry.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/worst-christmas-presents.php Jingle my bells, deck my halls and check out some amusing tales from the Something Awful forum goons about their worst Christmas gifts! Tue, 25 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/worst-christmas-presents.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/art-rearranged-signs.php Have you ever driven past a sign which offered you FREE DOG PENIS? If so, you have either witnessed a rearranged sign for comedic effect, or you live in a town with a weird Korean restaurant. No matter which, you won't want to miss the no good antics of the SA forum goons this week! Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/art-rearranged-signs.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-animated-series.php Not every animated spin-off can be a "Batman". There are also lots of "The Mask"s out there. Let the Something Awful forum goons bring your cartoon fantasies to life with a bunch of ideas for new animated shows. Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-animated-series.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goons-with-balloons.php If you are like me and find balloons incredibly erotic, you won't want to miss this, as a Something Awful forum goon twists and ties balloons into a variety of fun shapes. I'd hate to burst your bubble by letting you miss this article, so read it now! Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goons-with-balloons.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/paint-goons-2.php Enjoy the following copy and paste. The goons of the Something Awful forums have finally run out of ideas! Lacking inspiration, they decided to draw fellow members of the board, and before long the laughs were flowing again. Check out their hideously beautiful images and use them as your Thinspiration. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/paint-goons-2.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flirting-championship-2.php Here is a copy & paste of part 1 I hope you enjoy it. Remember when the Something Awful forum goons invaded an online dating game? Theyre back to do the same again. Horny teenagers beware. Its time to get down and dirty as our goons ruin the Ultimate Flirting Championship. Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flirting-championship-2.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ms-paint-goons.php The goons of the Something Awful forums have finally run out of ideas! Lacking inspiration, they decided to draw fellow members of the board, and before long the laughs were flowing again. Check out their hideously beautiful images and use them as your Thinspiration. Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ms-paint-goons.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-church-signs.php If you are like me, you have spent your entire life following the bible to the letter and making sure you will avoid burning in hell for all eternity. However, the Something Awful forum goons like to live life on the edge, and are committed to laughing at crappy church signs. Join them and forget about ever going to heaven. Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-church-signs.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ultimate-flirting-championship.php Remember when the Something Awful forum goons invaded an online dating game? Theyre back to do the same again. Horny teenagers beware. Its time to get down and dirty as our goons ruin the Ultimate Flirting Championship. Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ultimate-flirting-championship.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/life-cop-police.php All right, you loose cannon. This is the last straw. I don't care if you are one day from retirement. Your job is to read this article featuring a cop answering the questions of Something Awful forum goons. Do it...or you're off the case! Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/life-cop-police.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/animated-garfield-sandwich.php Garfield is a cat that loves lasagne, as well as unfunny cliched comic strips. Thankfully, the Something Awful forum goons are here to add a little color to his life. Check our their Garfield drawings immediately! This is a copy and paste but there are animated gifs here. Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/animated-garfield-sandwich.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-spam-email.php Join the Something Awful forum goons as they bring their junk email to life, by drawing the garbage contained in the latest viagra advert to reach your inbox. It's sp-amazing! Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-spam-email.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/bizarre-public-scenes.php It's a dangerous world out there. Hobos, crazies, fatties. Each of them is threat. Stay ahead of the pack by reading the Something Awful forum goons' tales of crazy events, and use this knowledge to prepare yourself against the human race. Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/bizarre-public-scenes.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-unsmooth-moments.php Can't speak to girls without drooling? Can't sit down without falling on your ass? Can't go 24 hours without explaining to others why communism should have worked? Meet similar losers and enjoy their stories of failure in everyday life. Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-unsmooth-moments.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/finish-garfield-drawing.php Garfield is a cat that loves lasagne, as well as unfunny cliched comic strips. Thankfully, the Something Awful forum goons are here to add a little color to his life. Check our their Garfield drawings immediately! Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/finish-garfield-drawing.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adventures-jessica-doll.php Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl happens to be made from rubber and is a sex doll. Read all about one of the most heartwarming love stories in this week's Something Awful Comedy Goldmine. Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adventures-jessica-doll.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/free-gameboy-music.php Something Awful forum goon Giant Robot Fight! has a Gameboy and isn't afraid to use it. His weapon of choice is covering popular music in the style of the Nintendo handheld's audio. Check out some of his songs for free! Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/free-gameboy-music.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/funny-culinary-disasters.php Food is essentially for our survival. Unfortunately, the process of cooking food can reduce your chances of survival, if youre a Something Awful forum goon at least. Hear their tales of how they managed to screw up making everything from chicken to cereal, with catastrophic results! Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/funny-culinary-disasters.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/atari-2600-boxart.php If you're old enough to remember the days when the images on your video game packaging could be considered art, you're sure to love this collection of fictional Atari 2600 titles. The Something Awful forum goons have worked hard to create a mix of all the games you wish you had in the early 80s, so check them out! Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/atari-2600-boxart.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/team-rocket-drawings.php Pokemon is terrible and the whole concept of trading cards based on an anime series makes me so mad I want to set fire to Nintendo's head office and all of their employees. Many of the Something Awful forum goons felt the same, and tried to make the characters in the show a little more interesting. Without fire. Enjoy their drawings! Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/team-rocket-drawings.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/big-dogs-shirts.php I love offending people, that's why I legally changed my name to Mr Goatse. So I was delighted to see the forum posters from the FYAD forum of Something Awful partake in a little shirt designing, with the intention of making clothing that will make you physically sick with shock. See their efforts here. Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/big-dogs-shirts.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mmo-money-problems.php The Something Awful forums have featured many big names over the years. There was the kid who jammed an entire strawberry up his nose. One guy even threw his dog out of his top floor apartment and put it on YouTube. Theres also a NCsoft employee, and unlike those others who deserve your ridicule, he wants to answer your questions. Let him! Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mmo-money-problems.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ideas-crappy-movies.php The Something Awful goons devise ideas for movies so bad that you would think they were based on video games. Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ideas-crappy-movies.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/slogans-shouldnt-be.php Because most businesses are run by morons, there's a lot of comedy in the terrible slogans they use. Join the Something Awful forum goons in looking at the worst of the worst when it comes to branding! Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/slogans-shouldnt-be.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/work-screw-ups.php Falling bulldozers, nuclear incidents, glass in your food, hammers being thrown at young children. When the Something Awful forum goons mess up at work, they do it spectacularly. Come and see what other chaos they are responsible for. Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/work-screw-ups.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/your-console-ducks.php If you like consoles you will like this article. If you like ducks you will like this article. If you like drawings you will like this article. If you like cats you wont find any here but you still might like this article. Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/your-console-ducks.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/amusement-park-failures.php This summer, dont go to your local amusement park. Fat mothers, out of control children, people who cant stop urinating, thats the kind of people youll see. Instead, join me as we listen to the true tales of the horrors seen in theme parks as told by the Something Awful forum goons. Its much safer this way. Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/amusement-park-failures.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/our-computer.php The Something Awful forum goons get down and dirty with companies that use horrible cute ways to ask for your money. Come and make friends with Our Computer. Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/our-computer.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/foodimals.php If you played God and tried to combine animals with snacks, you would be locked up for barbaric cruelty. Fortunately for the Something Awful forum goons, they were spared jail time for their amusing drawings of animals crossed with foods. I hope youll check out their creations! Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/foodimals.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tyson-punchout-sprites.php The Something Awful forum goons got together to make some funny .gifs from the sprites of the old NES classic Mike Tyson's Punchout. I think you'll find the results to be quite amusing. Personally, I laughed so hard I was convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard. Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tyson-punchout-sprites.php