Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:00:00 +0000 The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/index.php 144 42 petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-robots-two.php Goons join genesplicer in drawing robots. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-robots-two.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-requests-one.php Goon geriatric genesplicer draws robot requests. Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-requests-one.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat.php A goon fucks a flask and Abraham cosplays as Carmen Miranda. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/first-world-problems.php Goons gripe about firstworldproblems Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/first-world-problems.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/climax-faces.php Goons MSPaint self-portraits at the moment of orgasm. Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/climax-faces.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/carfires.php Goons share stories about carfires. Tue, 26 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/carfires.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dress-your-cat.php Goons dress up their cats. Tue, 19 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dress-your-cat.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/trippin-on-fema.php where we're going we don't need roads or eyes or consciousness or the single atomized thought built upon its neighbors in a heave-ho pushpull of context that we all breathe into the gills of our minds like fish Tue, 12 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/trippin-on-fema.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-animal-bestiary.php Goons illustrate all world knowledge about animals. Tue, 05 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/illustrated-animal-bestiary.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/heiroglyphs.php A forums Egyptologist translates dirty hieroglyphs. Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/heiroglyphs.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/canadian-club-ads.php Sex sells. Your parents having sex sells even better. Or at least that's what the Canadian Club Whiskey Company seems to think. The forum goons take a crack at their off-color-admaker and come up with some new ways to sell you alcohol. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/canadian-club-ads.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goon-broken-dreams.php Goons MS Paint their childhood dreams vs what they actually became Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goon-broken-dreams.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/interesting-google-trends.php Goons plumb Google for insights to the id of the Internet. Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/interesting-google-trends.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/kirby-eats-reprise.php Goons draw what Kirby might look like after consuming pop icons. Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/kirby-eats-reprise.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/most-evil-companies.php Drug companies dumping HIV tainted drugs on poor people? Check. Autocratic European leaders creating a trade in human hands to prop up their ivory trade? Check. The end of the human race as we know it? Also check. In this darkly humorous Goldmine, goons uncover the most evil companies in the world. Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/most-evil-companies.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/deep-hurting-cartoons.php Deep Hurting brings the PAIN (heh heh heh) to politics with his incisive and witty political cartoons. Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/deep-hurting-cartoons.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/capitalism-last-days.php The future. Jim Cramer's journal guides us through the horrible postapocalyptic world following Obama's socialist revolution. As he bites the heads off rats and lusts after Maria Bartiromo, he reads us newswire reports from his past...and our future. Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/capitalism-last-days.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/real-books-photoshop.php Semen recipes. Godzilla vs. Barkley. Field guides to bestiality, shitting in the woods, and western mushrooms. Cower in fear and confusion before books which seem too strange to be real and yet are. Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/real-books-photoshop.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tinglit-ghostmask.php Forum poster GeeVeeBee introduces us to the study of ghostmasks. Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/tinglit-ghostmask.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/wake-your-cat.php Goons take a stand and wake up their cats. Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/wake-your-cat.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ancient-superweapons.php Every now and again, there is some stark reminder of our ancestor's genius. The Temple of Abu Simbel. The stone calendars of the Mayans. The elaborate rhinestone pantaloons of Shakespeare. Breast implants. Today, we will explore yet another fascinating subset of our common history: ancient superweapons. Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/ancient-superweapons.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goku-vs-superman.php The art of debate goes back to the days when Socrates devised his dialectic in order to lure young Athenian men out of their clothes and into his cave. Today, the forum goons embark upon an ambitious quest: to engage in the perfect debate, and decide once and for all who would win in a fight between Goku and Superman. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goku-vs-superman.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meatship-seinfeld-script.php The meatship sets a course for infamy while the cast of Seinfeld looks on. A surreal episode of intrigue and cholesterol. Who will expire first, George or goons? Tune in for this one time airing special! Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/meatship-seinfeld-script.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/antarctica-living-working.php Looking to get away from global financial ruin? Then chill out and enjoy a break to Antarctica! Haha, not really; you will most likely die. Instead, enjoy this tale of Arctic survival from one of the SA forum goons! Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/antarctica-living-working.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-tourists.php Take a trip to paradise with the SA forum goons as they invite you a sexy beach party where anything can happen. By this, of course, I mean a bunch of stories about oblivious tourists and absolutely nothing else. Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-tourists.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/food-drawings.php As an internet user, you are engineered to be attracted to disgusting, unhealthy food. My hypothesis is that you will therefore in turn be inclined to read this article featuring drawings of disgusting, unhealthy food from the SA forums goons. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/food-drawings.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/letters-to-santa.php Christmas is over for another year, and now we have to go back to our normal dull lives...OR DO WE? Postpone the misery of returning to normal life by enjoying a bunch of Santa drawings from the SA forum goons. I'll even let you over-eat as you read it. Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/letters-to-santa.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/eight-bit-christmas.php There has been a long history connecting music, Christmas and video games. Mostly all coming from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York for the NES. SA forum goon Mafialligator has created a bunch of 8-bit Christmas songs you might be familiar with, download them for free right here! Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/eight-bit-christmas.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumbasses-in-school.php Do you ever feel that you are the only intelligent person in your social or professional circle? Then read stories here from other arrogant dicks, featuring tales from our forum goons relating to schoolyard stupidity! Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumbasses-in-school.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/things-no-around.php Wow, the SA forum goons have drawn a bunch of pictures about what they do when they're bored. I can't think of anything more exciting! Check it out immediately! Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/things-no-around.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-inventions.php Here are a bunch of terrible ideas thought up by the SA forum goons. No, it's not their choice of careers, it's a bunch of drawings featuring the worst inventions imaginable! Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-inventions.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/new-xbox-avatar.php If you own an Xbox, you'll understand how crap the limited selection of avatars in the NXE is. This article contains some of the SA forum goons' more unique creations. If you own a PS3, I'm sorry. Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/new-xbox-avatar.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Rust" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/metal-art.php It's the steel of the century as the SA forum goons put together works of art by welding metal. It's as fun as it is dangerous! Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/metal-art.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-weddings.php We've been together for a long time now, and I know you've always taken an interest in my SA forum goons, and I know how much you love hilarious wedding stories. What I'm trying to say is...Will you read my article? Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-weddings.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/art-carving-pumpkins.php Halloween is long past now, so why bother wasting your time with this old news? Because pumpkins are round, fun and easy to laugh at. Just like our forum goons, who have been carving up some delights. Check them out (the delights, not the goons)! Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/art-carving-pumpkins.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/election-gif-party.php Apparently, there's an election coming up soon. Learn all you need to know about the candidates with these helpful animated gifs, courtesy of the SA forum goons. Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/election-gif-party.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/parental-fears.php Calling kids hilarious names like "crotch droppings" is a fun way to pass time, but we should try to think about the poor parents who raise these terrible toddlers. Just think of all the things that can go wrong when bringing up a kid! Scratch that, there's no need to imagine; the forum goons are here to do it for you with some drawings! Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/parental-fears.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/homer-simpson-drawings.php Ay Carumba! The SA forum goons are back with a bunch of drawings they asked crazy people to contribute with, all based on images of Homer Simpson. Do-nut miss this! Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/homer-simpson-drawings.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-food-drink.php Hungry? Thirsty? You won't be after checking out these disgusting concoctions courtesy of the SA forum goons. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/awful-food-drink.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-teacher-school.php Coolios Gangstas Paradise told us that school is a dangerous place where you will more than likely die. This is not always true. Sometimes your teachers will just tell you a bunch of lies and expect you to believe them. Like when I was told I had potential. Here is an article about the stupidest teachers by the stupidest SA forum goons. Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-teacher-school.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/another-sock-monster.php The SA forum goons are back with more knitwear nightmares. Check out these cuddly sock monsters from our cuddly artists. Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/another-sock-monster.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/google-chrome-comic.php If you are like me then you won't take anything seriously unless it's in web comic format. Here are a bunch of images created by the forum goons based on the Google Chrome comics which you have heard about if you are a loser. Read them. Loser. Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/google-chrome-comic.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/phobias-fear.php I'm scared of writing things which no one will read, so I'll keep this as short as possible. The SA forum goons drew a bunch of the stupidest phobias around, and you should check out their work right now you dumb jerk. Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/phobias-fear.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/corporate-buzzwords.php Step into my office and let's discuss some of the most frustrating terms in the working environment that are around today. Dare you stick your finger in the pie, freshly cooked by the SA forum goons? Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/corporate-buzzwords.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-adorable-monstrosities.php Hope you're having a great summer here's a copy and paste: ARGH! They're disgusting! But some of them can draw. Check out more images of cute and cuddly horrors from the SA forum goons. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-adorable-monstrosities.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/fun-adventures-racism.php "Oh, grandma! You've called the mailman a racial slur again? What are we going to do with you?". This is an example of just one hilarious anecdote from a bunch of stories about the fun of racism, courtesy of the SA forum goons. Check out the rest of the tales here. Jew can't afford to miss it! Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/fun-adventures-racism.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adorable-monstrosities.php ARGH! They're disgusting! But some of them can draw. Check out these images of cute and cuddly horrors from the SA forum goons. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adorable-monstrosities.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-interview-questions.php Have you ever been for a job interview? Of course not, you're a pathetic loser reading a comedy website instead of working hard and experiencing the harshness of real life. However, you can get a sample of the pain and humiliation that comes from these scenarios by reading about the worst interviews courtesy of the SA forum goons. Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-interview-questions.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/batman-dark-knight.php I don't plan on Robbin' much of your time, so quickly check out these cool drawings of Batman and some Batmen. I'm not joking, there are fun drawings here from the SA forum goons. Check them out, it won't make much of a Dent in your busy day! Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/batman-dark-knight.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/barbie-q-2008.php Ive heard of a burning passion for Barbie, but this is ridiculous. Some SA forum goons decided to set dolls on fire and pretend that it was a responsible and mature thing to do. Play along with them by enjoying this article as a work of art or else you might find yourself as their next victim. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/barbie-q-2008.php