http://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/Something Awful reviews the latest films in a straightforward (for SA) manner.en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:25:22 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/judge-dracula/Congratulations, movies. You finally told us about Dracula.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13608/Sun, 12 Oct 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/gone-girl-annabelle/1/Here to answer all your spoilery Gone Girl questions.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13595/Sun, 05 Oct 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/equalizer-boxtrolls/1/Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13583/Sun, 28 Sep 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/maze-tombstones-tusk/1/No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13569/Sun, 21 Sep 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/no-good-deed/1/No good film goes unspoiled. Or something like that.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13556/Sun, 14 Sep 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/identical-one/1/It's every Elvis impersonator's dream job: Impersonating a fake Elvis!jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13543/Sun, 07 Sep 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/above-november-man/1/We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13529/Sun, 31 Aug 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/sin-city-game/1/Frank Miller isn't the only one stinking up the multiplex this week.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13515/Sun, 24 Aug 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/expendables-cops-giver/1/Expendable? You must be joking.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13501/Sun, 17 Aug 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/ninja-turtles-storm/1/Michael Bay certainly did SOMETHING to our childhoods...jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13489/Sun, 10 Aug 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/guardians-james-brown/Raccoons, trees and idiots. These are our new heroes.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13474/Sun, 03 Aug 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/rock-scarjo/1/Seriously, who would win?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13460/Sun, 27 Jul 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/purge-sex-tape/1/All crime is legal during The Purge. I guess that makes it okay for Jason Segel to beat up somebody's dog.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13446/Sun, 20 Jul 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/apes-snowpiercer/Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13432/Sat, 12 Jul 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/satanic-beatles/1/Tammy? Bad. Deliver Us from Evil? Even worse. A Hard Day's Night? Now you're talkin'.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13415/Sun, 06 Jul 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/transformers-bigfoot/This is the dawning of the Age of Extinction...jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13404/Sun, 29 Jun 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/jersey-boys-rover/Frankie Valli: The blockbuster action hero for a new millennium!jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13390/Sun, 22 Jun 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/jump-street-dragons/1/I guess we're still letting Jonah Hill do things.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13378/Sun, 15 Jun 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/edge-of-tomorrow/Tom Cruise just keeps dying and dying and dying...jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13367/Wed, 11 Jun 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/million-ways-maleficent/1/All that expression says to me is "I am not an actor."jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13348/Sun, 01 Jun 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/days-future-past/1/Just when you thought there weren't enough superheroes.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13334/Sun, 25 May 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/godzilla-locke/1/Godzilla is for real.martinrschneid@gmail.com (Martin "Vargo" Schneider)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13319/Sun, 18 May 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/neighbors-sacrament-oz/1/Apparently Seth Rogen is now a responsible adult.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13305/Sun, 11 May 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/amazing-spider-man2/1/There's another new Spider-Man movie. Another one, seriously.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13290/Sun, 04 May 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/brick-mansions/1/In memory of exploding Paul Walker.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13276/Sun, 27 Apr 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/transcendence-colton-burpo/1/Cyberspace is For Real.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13261/Sun, 20 Apr 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/raid-oculus/1/A slightly belated look at some good movies.martinrschneid@gmail.com (Martin "Vargo" Schneider)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13252/Wed, 16 Apr 2014 10:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/under-skin/1/We check out some of the more obscure movies on offer.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13232/Sun, 06 Apr 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/winter-soldier-sabotage/1/Another one. Seriously, they just keep making these.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13218/Sun, 30 Mar 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/muppets-wanted-divergent/1/This is all your fault.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13203/Sun, 23 Mar 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/need-for-speed/1/We are tending to all your speed needs.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13185/Sun, 16 Mar 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/empire-peabody-nymphomaniac/1/Did anybody even want this sequel?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13169/Sun, 09 Mar 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/non-stop-neeson/1/Watch out, terrorists. There's an old man who used to be really respected here to shoot you.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13155/Sat, 01 Mar 2014 18:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/pompeii/1/You know how this one ends.ianthegenius@hotmail.com (Ian "Professor Clumsy" Maddison)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13140/Sun, 23 Feb 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/robocop-winters-tale/1/Dead or alive, you're getting a remake.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13126/Sun, 16 Feb 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/lego-monuments/Some movies are just more awesome than others.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13112/Sun, 09 Feb 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/that-awkward-moment/1/That Awkward Moment when there are no good films.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13101/Sun, 02 Feb 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/i-frankenstein/1/Aye, Frankenstein.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13086/Sun, 26 Jan 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/nut-job/1/The movie is called The Nut Job, how good can it possibly be?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13072/Sun, 19 Jan 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/paranormal-marked-ones/1/The activity is no less paranormal the fifth time around.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13058/Sun, 12 Jan 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/retrospective-2013-review/1/The Current Releases team and a whole host of friends pile on the year of 2013.ianthegenius@hotmail.com (Ian "Professor Clumsy" Maddison)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13045/Sun, 05 Jan 2014 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/american-hustle/1/Christian Bale is a yo-yo dieter.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13029/Sun, 29 Dec 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/anchorman-2/1/Everybody loves sequels, right?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13016/Sun, 22 Dec 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/hobbit-desolation-smaug/1/Yeah, desolate that Smaug. Or something.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13002/Sun, 15 Dec 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/secret-walter-mitty/1/It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12988/Sun, 08 Dec 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/oldboy-homefront-frozen/1/We got Josh Brolin in a box for all your Oldboy needs.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12974/Sat, 30 Nov 2013 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/catching-fire-dallas/1/These games are making me hungry!jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12958/Sun, 24 Nov 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/how-live-now/Yeah, this is just how I live now, you know?jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12929/Sun, 10 Nov 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/thor-dark-world/1/He's back... again.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12914/Sun, 03 Nov 2013 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/enders-game/1/The taglines claim that it isn't a game, but the title begs to differ.jaydubsa@gmail.com (Joseph "Jay Dub" Wade)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/12900/Sun, 27 Oct 2013 01:00:00 GMT