Wed, 07 May 2008 05:00:00 +0000 The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/index.php 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-falcon-apology.php Daily Dirt for 05-07-08 Wed, 07 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-falcon-apology.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dogspotting.php Daily Dirt for 04/23/08 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dogspotting.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-hogwash.php Daily Dirt for 04/02/08 Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-hogwash.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dirt3-23-08.php Happy Easter Daily Dirt 3-23-08 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dirt3-23-08.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-combtracking.php Daily Dirt for 03/12/08 Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-combtracking.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-3908.php Daily Dirt 3 - 9 - 08 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-3908.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-chatlogs.php Daily Dirt for 03/07/08 Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-chatlogs.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-powerchomp-story.php Daily Dirt for 02/27/08 Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-powerchomp-story.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/obama-tina-fey.php Tina Fey's cry for women to rally around the oppressed Hillary Clinton rings completely hollow under even slightly scrutiny. Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/obama-tina-fey.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-moon-sky.php Daily Dirt for 02/20/08 Wed, 20 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-moon-sky.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-haircut.php Daily Dirt for 02/13/08 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-haircut.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dog-talk.php Daily Dirt for 02/05/08 Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dog-talk.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-duck-situation.php Daily Dirt 01/29/08 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-duck-situation.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-ron-paul.php Daily Dirt for 01/08/08 Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-ron-paul.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-success-wishes.php Daily Dirt for 01/04/08 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-success-wishes.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-waterfowl-thoughts.php Daily Dirt for 12/19/07 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-waterfowl-thoughts.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/karl-fake.php Karl: Fake or not? Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/karl-fake.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dirt-bean-footage.php Daily Dirt for 12/05/07 Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dirt-bean-footage.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-clown-chat.php Daily Dirt for 11/28/07 Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-clown-chat.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-50th-article.php BobServo celebrates his 50th article, and YOU are invited! Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-50th-article.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-hog-discovery.php Daily Dirt for 11/21/07 Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-hog-discovery.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-magic.php Daily Dirt for 11/14/2007 Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-magic.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-moofchat.php Daily Dirt for 11/07/2007 Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-moofchat.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-white-buffalo.php Daily Dirt for 11/31/2007 Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-white-buffalo.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-apology.php I really apologize for my update today. Wed, 24 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-apology.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bear-dirt.php Daily Dirt for August 1st, 2007 Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bear-dirt.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/grives-fur-dirt.php Dirt about fur trapping and more! Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/grives-fur-dirt.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-papal.php Daily dirt for "A Modest Papal Proposal" Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-papal.php pantsfish@somethingawful.com (Evan "Pantsfish" Wade) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/homecoming-reunion-love.php A quick few words about the Vlogosphere update and some worthless LiveJournal crap. Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/homecoming-reunion-love.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/italy-weird.php A Daily Dirt about nothing Sun, 24 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/italy-weird.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/fur-trapper-dirt.php A daily dirt on a range of hot button issues. Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/fur-trapper-dirt.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/rome-diary.php Ten days in Rome...goon style. Wed, 30 May 2007 06:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/rome-diary.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/wookiee-magic.php A daily dirt entry of hope and magic. Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/wookiee-magic.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/urkel-shredder.php Oh Urkel. Sun, 27 May 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/urkel-shredder.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/hog-grooming-tips.php A brief Daily Dirt update on the topic of lawns. Wed, 23 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/hog-grooming-tips.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/transformers-news-bosses.php My new job as the news editor of Planet Transformers, and its devastating impact on global politics. Tue, 15 May 2007 11:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/transformers-news-bosses.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/coastguard-chatlog.php A daily dirt entry of shame and regret. Wed, 09 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/coastguard-chatlog.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/natural-born-killaz.php What's the deal with my Richard Mcbeef article? Find out! Sun, 22 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/natural-born-killaz.php pantsfish@somethingawful.com (Evan "Pantsfish" Wade) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/farewell-goodbye.php I'm taking a break from the site! Whoopee! Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/farewell-goodbye.php pantsfish@somethingawful.com (Evan "Pantsfish" Wade) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/behind-scenes-look.php A quick word about the "24 Coolest Things" update. Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/behind-scenes-look.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/crazy-old-man.php Jews and Koreans never drop out of high school, while 90% of black and Hispanics, upon hearing the word high school, will shoot you and take all of your money while screeching gibberish. Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/crazy-old-man.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/barn-standards.php Important requirements for creating the perfect barn finally released to the public. Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/barn-standards.php acetone@somethingawful.com (Hassan "Acetone" Mikal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-warcraft.php . Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-dirt-warcraft.php russ@somethingawful.com (Craig "Russ" Russell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/internet-acronym.php There has never been anything scarier than the internet. By using this guide, you will understand how people communicate online. Then you can slowly and subtly convert them to the Bible praise Jesus God is great. Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/internet-acronym.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/contest-winner-bat.php The winner of the SA Relaunch contest is revealed! Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/contest-winner-bat.php pantsfish@somethingawful.com (Evan "Pantsfish" Wade) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bad-fiction-critique.php A look at a very talented writer's portfolio. Sat, 24 Feb 2007 23:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bad-fiction-critique.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/obama-watch-update1.php A look at breaking news for late February on B. Hussein Obama! He is certainly up to his usual tricks! Fri, 23 Feb 2007 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/obama-watch-update1.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shoebox-library.php A shoebox, a man, destiny.... Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shoebox-library.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/hotdogs-wedges-freedom.php A discussion on wedges, hot dogs, freedom, and Jerome, Arizona. Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/hotdogs-wedges-freedom.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/sa-relaunch-contest.php Celebrate the redesign of SA with a marginally interesting contest! Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/sa-relaunch-contest.php