http://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:25:23 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/internet-forums-down/The forums are down and I suck.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/13397/Mon, 23 Jun 2014 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/daily-thank-ye/A harrowing retrospective following 10 years of writing "humor" on the "internet."livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/11603/Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/captain-america-avenger/amrkashmorky@somethingawful.com (Glopton Agloplica)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10430/Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/harvey-pekar-dead/morshmorky@somethingawful.com (some asshole)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10384/Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/garbage-duck-live/A goon-run event for goons goon goon goon.bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/10078/Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/virtual-hills-mtv/DOGS ON THE PHONE, PICK UP!shmorky@somethingawful.com (Glem TV)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9972/Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gamingguyz-special-2/Gumbo!shmorky@somethingawful.com (GUMBO)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9915/Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/daily-gaming-special/special special 2shmorky@somethingawful.com (SPECIAL!)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9870/Sat, 26 Dec 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/desktop-fun/noooooooooooooshmorky@somethingawful.com (Slumbo McGillicutty)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9769/Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/the-stupid-book/stupid bookshmorky@somethingawful.com (AN ASSHOLE)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9690/Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/riff-puberty-video/Our new riff of a not-at-all creepy educational short about puberty from the 1950s. Please put on your 3D glasses and watch boys grow right before your eyes! But do not touch the boys; the boys are not real.bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9637/Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/kindle-edition-dragon/The Amazon Kindle edition of Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon is available now!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9634/Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/thanks-book/Zack gives his thanks to readers who purchased and spread the word about his new book.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9545/Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/goodbye-goldmine/I say goodbye to the goldmine.petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9522/Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/no-palin-photoshops/Why I Didn't Use the Palin Photoshops.petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9464/Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/next-door-dragon/SA writer Zack Parsons pushes his upcoming book about the Internet and its many denizens.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9445/Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/dea-d/MOOFLOGwebmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9385/Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/apologies-cg/Quick notepetey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9334/Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/maxnmona-twitter-blagh/blagh.maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9278/Fri, 15 May 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/insidious-art-supplement/1/Fan art for That Insidious Beast!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9275/Fri, 15 May 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/shaq-on-facebook/Shaq's on Facebookpetey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9260/Tue, 12 May 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/daveda-gruber/A tiny dog.maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9250/Thu, 07 May 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/noo-betsy-noo/Betsy gives her life for the life of another. petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9240/Tue, 05 May 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/thing-week-fuck/Fuck Christopher M. Fairman petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9227/Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/michael-bury-memorial/My YouTube tribute to Michael Bury, gifted MS Paint idiot savant.bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9190/Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/worlds-smallest-webcomic/teenyshmorky@somethingawful.com (Crummo Joe)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9183/Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/dd-sa-twitter/Follow us for healthdocevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9142/Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/comic-hour-page3or4/cshmorky@somethingawful.com (Comikey)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9123/Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/comic-page-two/cshmorky@somethingawful.com (Comicky)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9122/Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/comic-page1/Comic Hourshmorky@somethingawful.com (Shmomics)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9121/Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/insidious-beat-promo/That Insidious Beast will be back April 3rd!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9109/Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-winners/The IFC Automat Photoshop winners!webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9102/Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/insidious-promo-conclusion/A quick update on That Insidious Beast.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9082/Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-contest/The IFC wants to give away money for Photoshops!webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9076/Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/front-page-bloopers/Some shit I wrote and didn't put up. Enjoy.davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9059/Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-7/non-stop buttfucking, part 7shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy and Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8900/Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-6/fuck you merry christmas part 6shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8899/Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-5/fuck you merry christmas part 5shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8898/Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-4/ggxmas4shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8894/Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-3/ggxmas3, fuck youshmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8893/Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-2/ggamssantaanimatfdsf2shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8892/Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-1/Gaming Guyz xmasshmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8889/Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/frontpage-dad-dd/goddammit kids petey@somethingawful.com (FRONTPAGE DAD)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8833/Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/shutupmaxnmona/He also smells like poo.khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8820/Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/shut-up-khad/Shut up, Khad.maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8814/Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/bobservoisdumb/Bob Servo more like Bob ZERO.khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8813/Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:30:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/bobservo-twitter-dirt/CHECK OUT MY TWITTER PAGE YOU CLODbobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8801/Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-election-7/UP YOURS, COCKSUCKERS! BOO-YAH!shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy And Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8770/Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-election-6/VOTE OBAMA!shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo And Andy)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8765/Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/daily-dirt/gaming-election-5/FUCK FUCK shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy And Paulo)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8758/Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:00:00 GMT