Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:00:00 +0000 The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/index.php 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-thank-ye.php A harrowing retrospective following 10 years of writing "humor" on the "internet." Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-thank-ye.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Glopton Agloplica) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/captain-america-avenger.php amrka Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/captain-america-avenger.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (some asshole) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/harvey-pekar-dead.php mor Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/harvey-pekar-dead.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/garbage-duck-live.php A goon-run event for goons goon goon goon. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/garbage-duck-live.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Glem TV) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/virtual-hills-mtv.php DOGS ON THE PHONE, PICK UP! Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/virtual-hills-mtv.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (GUMBO) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gamingguyz-special-2.php Gumbo! Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gamingguyz-special-2.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (SPECIAL!) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-gaming-special.php special special 2 Sat, 26 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daily-gaming-special.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Slumbo McGillicutty) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/desktop-fun.php nooooooooooooo Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/desktop-fun.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (AN ASSHOLE) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/the-stupid-book.php stupid book Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/the-stupid-book.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/riff-puberty-video.php Our new riff of a not-at-all creepy educational short about puberty from the 1950s. Please put on your 3D glasses and watch boys grow right before your eyes! But do not touch the boys; the boys are not real. Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/riff-puberty-video.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/kindle-edition-dragon.php The Amazon Kindle edition of Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon is available now! Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/kindle-edition-dragon.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/thanks-book.php Zack gives his thanks to readers who purchased and spread the word about his new book. Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/thanks-book.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/goodbye-goldmine.php I say goodbye to the goldmine. Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/goodbye-goldmine.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/no-palin-photoshops.php Why I Didn't Use the Palin Photoshops. Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/no-palin-photoshops.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/next-door-dragon.php SA writer Zack Parsons pushes his upcoming book about the Internet and its many denizens. Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/next-door-dragon.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dea-d.php MOOFLOG Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dea-d.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/apologies-cg.php Quick note Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/apologies-cg.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/maxnmona-twitter-blagh.php blagh. Fri, 15 May 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/maxnmona-twitter-blagh.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-art-supplement.php Fan art for That Insidious Beast! Fri, 15 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-art-supplement.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shaq-on-facebook.php Shaq's on Facebook Tue, 12 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shaq-on-facebook.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daveda-gruber.php A tiny dog. Thu, 07 May 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/daveda-gruber.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/noo-betsy-noo.php Betsy gives her life for the life of another. Tue, 05 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/noo-betsy-noo.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/thing-week-fuck.php Fuck Christopher M. Fairman Wed, 29 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/thing-week-fuck.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/michael-bury-memorial.php My YouTube tribute to Michael Bury, gifted MS Paint idiot savant. Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/michael-bury-memorial.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Crummo Joe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/worlds-smallest-webcomic.php teeny Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/worlds-smallest-webcomic.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dd-sa-twitter.php Follow us for health Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dd-sa-twitter.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Comikey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-hour-page3or4.php c Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-hour-page3or4.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Comicky) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-page-two.php c Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-page-two.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Shmomics) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-page1.php Comic Hour Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/comic-page1.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-beat-promo.php That Insidious Beast will be back April 3rd! Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-beat-promo.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-winners.php The IFC Automat Photoshop winners! Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-winners.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-promo-conclusion.php A quick update on That Insidious Beast. Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/insidious-promo-conclusion.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-contest.php The IFC wants to give away money for Photoshops! Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/ifc-automat-contest.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/front-page-bloopers.php Some shit I wrote and didn't put up. Enjoy. Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/front-page-bloopers.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy and Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-7.php non-stop buttfucking, part 7 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-7.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-6.php fuck you merry christmas part 6 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-6.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-5.php fuck you merry christmas part 5 Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-5.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-4.php ggxmas4 Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-4.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-3.php ggxmas3, fuck you Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-3.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-2.php ggamssantaanimatfdsf2 Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-2.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-1.php Gaming Guyz xmas Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-christmas-1.php petey@somethingawful.com (FRONTPAGE DAD) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/frontpage-dad-dd.php goddammit kids Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/frontpage-dad-dd.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shutupmaxnmona.php He also smells like poo. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shutupmaxnmona.php maxnmona@somethingawful.com (Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shut-up-khad.php Shut up, Khad. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/shut-up-khad.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservoisdumb.php Bob Servo more like Bob ZERO. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservoisdumb.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-twitter-dirt.php CHECK OUT MY TWITTER PAGE YOU CLOD Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/bobservo-twitter-dirt.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy And Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-7.php UP YOURS, COCKSUCKERS! BOO-YAH! Wed, 05 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-7.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo And Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-6.php VOTE OBAMA! Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-6.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy And Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-5.php FUCK FUCK Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-5.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Paulo And Andy) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-4.php SUCK MY DICKBALLS Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/gaming-election-4.php