Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:00:00 +0000 Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/index.php 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rogue-trader-returns.php Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rogue-trader-returns.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-rogue-trader.php Steve and Zack discuss the Warhammer 40,000 book that got it all started. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-rogue-trader.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/barrier-peaks-wtf.php Steve and Zack discover that UFOs have crash landed in a D&D module with no ending. Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/barrier-peaks-wtf.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/street-fighter-contenders.php The worst supplement to the worst game comes to life. Witness the horror of the Street Fighter RPG's version of a Monster Manual. Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/street-fighter-contenders.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-street-fighter.php Steve and Zack tackle one of the worst RPGs ever made: 1994's Street Fighter. Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-street-fighter.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-contest.php Fabulous prizes, amazing artwork, and torrid romance. Two out of three ain't bad! Zack and Steve announce the winners of the 2009 WTF, D&D!? Role Playing Fine Art Contest. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-contest.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-warhammer-40k.php Steve and Zack undertake an epic struggle against the 5th Edition of Warhammer 40,000, plus news of the WTF, D&D!? Role Playing Fine Art Contest. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-warhammer-40k.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rifts-japan.php Steve and Zack return to the wild world of Rifts for a tour of World Book Japan. Robots, ninjas, magic, and terrible industrial design abound. Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rifts-japan.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-wondrous-items.php Steve and Zack discuss the bad patents featured in TSR's Book of Wondrous Inventions. Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-wondrous-items.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/fiend-folio-2.php Fiend Folio may never recover from the second half of Steve and Zack's brutal assault on the monsters contained in its pages. Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/fiend-folio-2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/fiend-folio-1.php Zack and Steve tackle one of the most infamous D&D books of all time: the hilariously bad Fiend Folio. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/fiend-folio-1.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/monster-manual-two.php Steve and Zack return to complete their epic study of TSR's Monster Manual II. Includes reader-requests and other insanities inflicted on D&D players. Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/monster-manual-two.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-modron.php Steve and Zack attempt to analyze Monster Manual II, TSR's 1983 sequel to the Monster Manual that started the WTF, D&D series. Mon, 04 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-modron.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-rifts.php Zack and Steve are back with reader-requested early 1990s role playing game Rifts. This omni-dimensional flagship of Palladium is aimed at teenage boys and numbers freaks with asperger's syndrome. Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-dnd-rifts.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-tomb-horrors.php Steve and Zack are back with the reader-requested Tomb of Horrors. This twisted module from 1981 was written by Gary Gygax and is considered to be the cruelest dungeon ever devised. Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-tomb-horrors.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-deities-demigods.php In 1980 TSR decided to give gods hit points and armor class in their infamous source book Deities & Demigods. Steve and Zack discuss a few of the powers that were. Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-deities-demigods.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/monster-manual-wtf.php Steve and Zack conclude their discussion of the mind-boggling aberrations contained within the 1st Edition Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual. Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/monster-manual-wtf.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-monster-manual.php A review and discussion of some of the most absurd creatures in the Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition Monster Manual. Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-monster-manual.php