http://www.somethingawful.com/exploit-asian/Exploit-Asian Cinema picks apart the absolute worst Brucesploitation abominations created to cash in on the mid-80s martial arts craze. Experience the breathtaking failure and lack of shame! en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:25:26 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/exploit-asian/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/exploit-asian/bionic-ninja/Fledgling ninjas, read the Yellow Pages to learn the deadly Walking Fingers technique!garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8719/Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/exploit-asian/blazing-ninja/'The Blazing Ninja' plays like a Shakespearean tragedy as clumsily interpreted by martial-arts hack Godfrey Ho.garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8555/Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/exploit-asian/catman-lethal-alton/1/"Catman in Lethal Track" documents the powers (super-strength, laser vision) and possessions (a form-fitting costume, a "cat computer") that can be instantly transmitted to anyone scraped by radioactive feline claws.garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8306/Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:00:00 GMT