Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:00:00 +0000 Exploit-Asian Cinema picks apart the absolute worst Brucesploitation abominations created to cash in on the mid-80s martial arts craze. Experience the breathtaking failure and lack of shame! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/index.php 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/bionic-ninja.php Fledgling ninjas, read the Yellow Pages to learn the deadly Walking Fingers technique! Sun, 19 Oct 2008 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/bionic-ninja.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/blazing-ninja.php 'The Blazing Ninja' plays like a Shakespearean tragedy as clumsily interpreted by martial-arts hack Godfrey Ho. Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/blazing-ninja.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/catman-lethal-alton.php "Catman in Lethal Track" documents the powers (super-strength, laser vision) and possessions (a form-fitting costume, a "cat computer") that can be instantly transmitted to anyone scraped by radioactive feline claws. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/exploit-asian/catman-lethal-alton.php