Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:30:00 +0000 Fashion SWAT... the fashion industry is obsessed with impracticality. We know that what designers create was never meant to be worn by the grimy masses, but that doesn't somehow diminish how ridiculous many of these costumes are. Make no mistake, they are costumes, and like a Halloween prize pageant we will turn our discerning gaze on the grievous fashion misfires of Paris, Milan, and New York. We're not pulling any punches, and we're definitely not interested in making any friends. We're Joan Rivers without Melissa Rivers to temper our screeching. We're the Fashion Police in jack boots. We are Fashion SWAT. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/index.php 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2012.php Dr. Thorpenstein's Monster has been awakened. Zackula rises from his crypt. It's time for another Halloween SWAT! Thu, 25 Oct 2012 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2012.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/steampunk-fair-swat.php Dave and Zack offer some helpful critiques of costumes at the 2012 Steampunk World's Fair. Thu, 07 Jun 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/steampunk-fair-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-1up-revue.php Our friends at 1UP provide fodder for this special homage edition of video game Fashion SWAT. Thu, 01 Mar 2012 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-1up-revue.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-movies.php David and Zack are back after a year of slumber to celebrate Halloween with a look at memorable movie monsters. Mon, 31 Oct 2011 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-movies.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/kids-costume-swat.php Dr. David Thorpe and Zack Parsons claw their way out of their graves to assess the latest in child Halloween costumes. Thu, 28 Oct 2010 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/kids-costume-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween.php Reunited and it feels so TERRIFYING! Dr. Thorpe and Zack return with the 2009 edition of their annual Halloween costume reviews. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat-revenge.php Dave and Zack are back to discuss a whole new batch of bad tattoos. Thu, 14 May 2009 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat-revenge.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween.php It must be the season of the witch! Fashion SWAT is back to gnaw on your funnybones with the worst costumes of the Halloween season. Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german.php Dr. Thorpe and Zack kick down the door of a creepy German office/house where they are manufacturing all manner of strange wool fetish garments. Leave your hamburgers at home. Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/hel-looks-swat.php Zack and Dr. Thorpe are back with Fashion SWAT! Helsinki, Finland supplies the fashion misfires by way of Hel-Looks.com. Once you read this article, you'll never be able to look at a manga the same way again. Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/hel-looks-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/coverup-girls-swat.php Dave and Zack take aim at the Internet superstars from Cover Up Girls; Suicide Girls with trisomy. Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/coverup-girls-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-liddy-babes.php Fashion SWAT blasts back into action with guest writer Steve Sumner. He and Zack are on the case to crack down on G. Gordon Liddy's Stacked & Packed calendars. Thu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-liddy-babes.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2.php Thu, 26 Oct 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/return-science-fair.php Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/return-science-fair.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat.php Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/street-style.php Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/street-style.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-6.php Thu, 16 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-6.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/espanol-swat.php Thu, 19 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/espanol-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/myspace-swat.php Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/myspace-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat.php Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/halloween-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-5.php Thu, 22 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-5.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/game-swat.php Thu, 08 Sep 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/game-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php Thu, 18 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/international-male.php Thu, 28 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/international-male.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/erotic-tv-fan.php Wed, 13 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/erotic-tv-fan.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/bollywood-swat.php Thu, 23 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/bollywood-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-4.php Thu, 16 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-4.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/comic-swat.php Thu, 26 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/comic-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-3.php Thu, 12 May 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-3.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/ganguro-madness.php Thu, 21 Apr 2005 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/ganguro-madness.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-2.php Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat-2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat.php Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/retro-swat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/etros-beards.php Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/etros-beards.php