Fri, 05 Mar 2010 07:00:00 +0000 An honest, unflinching look at the music you listen to, but probably shouldn't. Also, the music you aren't listening to, but probably should be. And interviews. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-mudvayne-jbigga.php One of the videos Sgt. D and I discuss this week was BANNED! If only they all were. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-mudvayne-jbigga.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller, het and Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/metal-hell-arsis.php Metal is the best genre! Except for when it's not. Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/metal-hell-arsis.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and No Music Discussion) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/horse-band-crabgaze.php Horse The Band's Erik Engstrom discusses insect run-ins, crabgaze, and the Domino's Pizza Turnaround. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/horse-band-crabgaze.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/shell-ninja-turtles.php In "Skipping Stones", Splinter ruminates on the act of throwing rocks at water. Although the giant rat's speaking voice is wisened like Liam Neeson in Star Wars or Fallout 3, here Splinter's singing conjures the essence of a poor man's Bryan Adams. Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/shell-ninja-turtles.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-teen-hearts.php Sgt. D and I watch female bodybuilders, Frankenshredders, and Christian trancecore. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-teen-hearts.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grammy-2010-splittingadam.php I go one-on-one with Daryl 'Fucking' Hall to break down the Grammy contenders. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grammy-2010-splittingadam.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/vampire-weekend-contra.php Daryl "Fucking" Hall describes the "Contra" combatants, none of which are superior soldiers possessing almost superhuman drive and ability." Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/vampire-weekend-contra.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and No Music Discussion) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/andrew-wk-real.php SA talks to the one and only Andrew W.K. Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/andrew-wk-real.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/stuff-hate-converge.php These songs might actually be good -- depends on whom you ask. Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/stuff-hate-converge.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Will "cryme" Allen and Jeff "Charles Mansion" Curran) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/most-metal-things.php If you are a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died. Fri, 25 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/most-metal-things.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/transatlantic-prog-whirlwind.php This prog 'supergroup' talks about gay porn, hair product, and an elephant trunk between the legs. Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/transatlantic-prog-whirlwind.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Mac Lethal) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mac-lethal-paramore.php Mac Lethal came up as a battle rapper, so he gives no fuck about insulting fellow musicians. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mac-lethal-paramore.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-bionic-ghost.php Sgt. D and I celebrate Christmas early by sending each other crap. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-bionic-ghost.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and No Music Discussion) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/devin-townsend-addicted.php Silence, inbreds! The erstwhile strapping young lad speaks to SA about abusive banter, nightmares, and feather pens. Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/devin-townsend-addicted.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason and Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/top-ten-2009.php ...in the soon-to-be-published opinions of other critics, most of whom are wrong. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/top-ten-2009.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/wolfmother-cosmic-egg.php Please, people, I know I told you other bands sucked, but believe me, this is way fucking worse. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/wolfmother-cosmic-egg.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-florence-antlers.php I send Sgt. D videos specifically chosen to drive him insane, and he sends back -- well, it doesn't matter, I hate everything. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-florence-antlers.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/porcupine-tree-incident.php Is Porcupine Tree too prog? No, not prog enough. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/porcupine-tree-incident.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tiesto-trance-conspiracy.php Undercover correspondent Jesse 'kingcobweb' Mason reveals the truth about trance. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tiesto-trance-conspiracy.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/garbageday-hate-mail.php As long as I can remember, people have hated me. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/garbageday-hate-mail.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-despised-icon.php Guest collaborator Sergeant D thought he liked all music. I had a few bands for him to meet. Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-despised-icon.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/your-band-great.php This column takes a loving, supportive look at the music you're completely justified in enjoying! Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/your-band-great.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/muse-resistance-sucks.php Simultaneously bombastic and boring, 'The Resistance' crushes hope from both sides of the spectrum. Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/muse-resistance-sucks.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/suicide-silence-deathcore.php Death to deathcore! Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/suicide-silence-deathcore.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mute-math-armistice.php The depressing story of 'Armistice,' the terrible easy-listening album that almost wasn't. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mute-math-armistice.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dead-weather-horehound.php Jack White assembles the alt-rock version of Chickenfoot! Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dead-weather-horehound.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/owl-city-fireflies.php Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Send $ to Owl City (don't use Postal Service)! Obnoxious happiness is just an Amazon order away! Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/owl-city-fireflies.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/warped-tour-2009.php After 15 years, it's time for me to bid Warped Tour good riddance. Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/warped-tour-2009.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dirty-projectors-orca.php Wait, is 'Bitte Orca' the worst album of 2009? Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dirty-projectors-orca.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mayhem-fest-killswitch.php An all-day metal event -- attended for research purposes, of course -- yields some hideous lowlights. Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mayhem-fest-killswitch.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/decemberists-hazards-love.php Indie's most bookish band builds vocabularies, sings of deer-man-woman sex. Read all about it! Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/decemberists-hazards-love.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/all-time-low.php These guys could be soulless machines, or they might represent the nadir of modern music. Either way, nothing personal. Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/all-time-low.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dream-theater-volta.php Two prog bands battle to the death, but EVERYONE SURVIVED. RAHHRGH! Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dream-theater-volta.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gossip-beth-ditto.php Model-fronted hype band The Gossip tries to make boring music fashionable. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gossip-beth-ditto.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/uplifter-311.php How did forgotten 311 suddenly land its highest-charting album? Male magic! Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/uplifter-311.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/anti-flag-gun.php Bullets can't slice ideas! Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/anti-flag-gun.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grizzly-bear-robust.php Beet-eating nerds make boring folk for latent hippies disguised as hipsters. Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grizzly-bear-robust.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tori-amos-abnormally.php Swarm angrily, faeries! Someone's criticizing your queen! Fri, 29 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tori-amos-abnormally.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/green-day-breakdown.php We "break down" the new Green Day! Ha ha. But seriously, it's fucking horrible. Fri, 22 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/green-day-breakdown.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mastodon-crack-skye.php Mastodon is a disgrace to metal and beards. Fri, 15 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mastodon-crack-skye.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/northern-state-millionaires.php Behold, the next wave of feminist musicians! Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/northern-state-millionaires.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/ponytail-pitchfork.php Are you tired of vocalists who use actual words and sing on key? Pitchfork has the band for you! Fri, 01 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/ponytail-pitchfork.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/lady-gaga-alien.php A probing investigation reveals Lady Gaga's shocking secret! Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/lady-gaga-alien.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/timatayo-right-brothers.php A search of music-themed Awful Link submissions yields some horrendous politically motivated songwriters -- and TIMATAYO! Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/timatayo-right-brothers.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/now-call-music.php Somehow, the hits compilation "NOW That's What I Call Music" still tops the charts after thirty installments. These customer testimonials explain the mysterious allure. Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/now-call-music.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dirty-tourney-saliva.php Women compete March Madness-style for the title Queen Skank, with four atrocious bands as the selection committee. Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dirty-tourney-saliva.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/war-child-heroes.php Buying benefit records can make you feel great, as long as you don't do something stupid like actually listening to them. Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/war-child-heroes.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sxsw-2009-guide.php For a successful South by Southwest experience, see shows other than the ones listed in this anti-guide. People outside Austin, take note: These acts might be headed your way. Fri, 20 Mar 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sxsw-2009-guide.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/asher-roth-college.php Asher Roth's "I Love College": A song so stupidly obvious, it's amazing generations of idiot musicians didn't think of it first. Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/asher-roth-college.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/u2-line-horizon.php Get on your boots, and let's wade through "No Line on the Horizon." Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/u2-line-horizon.php