Fri, 28 Nov 2008 07:00:00 +0000 An honest, unflinching look at the music you listen to, but probably shouldn't. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/twilight-killers-tpain.php T-Pain, The Killers, and other possibly UNDEAD artists, armed only with their lyrics, try to charm Bella. Fri, 28 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/twilight-killers-tpain.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/david-cook-archuleta.php 'American Idol' stars David Cook and David Archuleta continue their rivalry by simultaneously releasing unenthralling albums. This time, Archuleta "wins." Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/david-cook-archuleta.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nickelback-hinder-red.php Is there anything of value to glean from the latest Nickelback and Hinder albums? Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nickelback-hinder-red.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/high-school-musical.php "High School Musical 3" gets an infusion of actual teenage topics to prepare the franchise's fan base for their real future. Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/high-school-musical.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Jigsaw) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/snow-patrol-cure.php Hello, Snow Patrol. Hello, Robert Smith. I have heard your new albums. I would like to play a game. Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/snow-patrol-cure.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/ac-dc-walmart.php After the surreal retardation of mandatory Wal-Mart music shopping, listening to AC/DC's 'Black Ice' proved anticlimactic. Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/ac-dc-walmart.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hollywood-undead.php With Hollywood Undead, Garbage Day finally reaches the bottom of the barrel. Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hollywood-undead.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/feist-reminder-muppet.php Feist fails to charm this column's readers. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/feist-reminder-muppet.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/blessed-broken-heart.php Blessed by a Broken Heart and Semi Precious Weapons repeat the worst stylistic and musical mistakes of the '70s and '80s. Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/blessed-broken-heart.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/plain-white-ts.php The phrase "Big Bad World" will never ever be the same, and Plain White T's are to blame. Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/plain-white-ts.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/buckcherry-black-butterfly.php On 'Black Butterfly,' Buckcherry filthies up the Aerosmith formula. Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/buckcherry-black-butterfly.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/metallica-death-magnetic.php Metallica ends its lengthy sabbatical from tolerability with "Death Magnetic," an album that's not quite perfect enough to earn the band a full acquittal for its decades of musical crimes. Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/metallica-death-magnetic.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mtv-vma-2008.php MTV's Video Music Awards salute the few clips the station sees fit to air, most of which deserve a mooning more than a Moonman. Here's a guide to the bad, the worse and the ugly. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/mtv-vma-2008.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/family-force-trapt.php August's worst noise polluters include Family Force 5, Blues Traveler and Trapt, but not Beeda Weeda's tummy. Also, a tribute to Arabian "Something 2 Dance 2" Prince. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/family-force-trapt.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/chris-cornell-timbaland.php Timbaland accepts his toughest challenge: Yielding dance-floor gold from Chris Cornell's scorched throat. Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/chris-cornell-timbaland.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jonas-brothers-suck.php Afraid of alienating millions of magazine-buying pre-teens, critics strained to depict the Jonas Brothers as a legitimate musical force instead of a neutered power-pop starter kit. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jonas-brothers-suck.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rihanna-ashanti-gaye.php The first installment of the Educational Series briefly chronicles the history of R&B, from the genre's tragic pioneers to New Jack Swing to the current crap. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rihanna-ashanti-gaye.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/black-kids-303.php July's installment of The Compactor savages disco darlings Black Kids and crunk-rapping clowns 3oh!3. Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/black-kids-303.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jason-perry-band.php The mini-column Glossy Archives examines forgotten bands as well as recognizable groups that weathered forgettable phases. GA's first subject falls into the former category (at least in America), partly because it chose to christen itself "A." Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jason-perry-band.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/amy-winehouse-clones.php With Amy Winehouse suspended in a permanent state of slow decay, record labels race to create British soul-singer clones. Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/amy-winehouse-clones.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/aerosmith-guitar-hero.php In an interview promoting its new Guitar Hero game, Aerosmith said game publishers are "the new record companies." If that's true, and all the "new records" are this dull, God help us all. Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/aerosmith-guitar-hero.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/warped-tour-2008.php For seekers of musical nourishment, Warped Tour 2008 is like eight hours of exile in an arid, vulture-picked desert. Weep for the youth of today! More importantly, mourn any mature, sane people who get stuck attending as chaperones -- or critics. Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/warped-tour-2008.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tilly-rossdale-ting.php The Compactor dismantles June's dumbest releases, including tap-dancing Tilly, Bush-less Gavin and the insipid Ting Tings. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tilly-rossdale-ting.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rev-theory-hell.php If you enjoy latter-day Metallica, professional wrestling and car chases, you'll love Rev Theory's video "Hell Yeah" (but you'll probably hate this article). Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rev-theory-hell.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/katy-perry-gay.php Katy Perry aims for controversial and sexy, but instead she's annoying and potentially dangerous, given her proclivity for ruining enjoyable Internet phenomena. Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/katy-perry-gay.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/weezer-greatest-man.php Weezer's single "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" combines at least ten different forms of music, all of which are played poorly. The song also provides a panoramic overview of Weezer's most off-putting traits while serving as a bloated testament to the band's precipitous decline. Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/weezer-greatest-man.php