Sat, 12 Jan 2013 07:00:00 +0000 Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. And/or here are some terrible music things, maybe u should check them out if u like to laugh or maybe u should avoid them if u get really angry when u see something stupid. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/index.php 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (WET BUTT, cf, Wulgus and Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/best-music-2012.php Here are some cool music things, maybe u should check them out. Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/best-music-2012.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gangnam-style-dance.php PSY has taught his dance to people on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The Today Show, Extra, Saturday Night Live, a Formula One race, and most recently in a concert with Madonna. There's no end in sight, and we're happy to file a report every single time PSY teaches the dance to someone new! Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gangnam-style-dance.php kingcobweb@gmail.com (Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/important-or-good.php Music expert Jesse 'kingcobweb' Mason explains and rates those weird bands that always show up on magazine lists alongside well-known hitmakers! Sat, 06 Oct 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/important-or-good.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Satellite High) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-dapp-band.php Dapp was going to be an Awful Link, but his site was too funky for such a small blurb. Wait, not funky. I mean funny, to laugh at. Sat, 11 Aug 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-dapp-band.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Satellite High) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-dadrock.php dial 1-800-ROCK-DAD for all of your entertainment needs; also we can fix cabinets and stuff. Sat, 16 Jun 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-dadrock.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Satellite High) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/political-rap-youtube.php SA uncovers the worst candidate-supporting and/or issue-addressing rap videos YouTube has to offer. Sat, 07 Apr 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/political-rap-youtube.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-next-gimmick.php The Talk Box. Heavy drops. Multiple drum sets playing the same thing. Chainsaw guitars. Brian Setzer. The next gimmick is always just around the corner in the music industry, waiting for its all-too-brief moment in the spotlight. Sat, 24 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-next-gimmick.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/movie-music-elevate.php Every now and then, film turns a piece of music into something far more memorable than it would be on its own. Consider the torture scene from Reservoir Dogs accompanied by 'Stuck In The Middle With You' by Stealers Wheel, or the chilling use of the Jaws theme in Jaws 3D. Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/movie-music-elevate.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller, Randy Black, het and cf) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/somethingawful-bestmusic-2011.php remember 2011? there were some cool tunes back then. let's take a trip back in time ... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/somethingawful-bestmusic-2011.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Wulgus, WET BUTT, Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Toni "Ras Het" K) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/best-music-2011.php Maybe SA didn't write articles about cool music in 2011, but we were listening to it all the while, and now we'll share with u! Sat, 14 Jan 2012 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/best-music-2011.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-news-2011.php The International Criminal Court in The Hague ruled against LMFAO's 'Party Rock Anthem,' on the grounds that the crime against humanity did not actually include any rock in spite of its title. The song was forbidden from being sold, distributed, played, and referenced. Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-news-2011.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-exploration-timeline.php Age 4-12: I will literally listen to anything. Advertisements, television show theme songs (also, I love all television shows), children's movie soundtracks, even pop music. Give me all of it. Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-exploration-timeline.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hank-williams-answers.php Sting ended up getting mad at me one night because I did a skinfart on his forearm (the one he plays sweet bass with) and he put two enormous holes in the hood of my Hankmobile with his chompers. Dude's got incisors like a hippo. Don't fuck with him. Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hank-williams-answers.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-knowledge-abc.php F is for Frankie Goes To Hollywood, a band that was formed to generate enough income for Frankie to go to Hollywood. Without Frankie, the rest of the band formed a new project, The Band Gets Enough Bus Fare To Get Home. Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/music-knowledge-abc.php jedjed78@hotmail.com (Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/billy-corgan-transphobic.php Why is Billy Corgan so hostile to transsexuals? I have discovered several possible explanations. Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/billy-corgan-transphobic.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/winehouse-zune-twitter.php I couldn't help but wonder if this Microsoft PR person with a corporate Twitter account telling people to buy an album on Zune was trying to sell albums on Zune. Thankfully, they clarified that their message had not been commercially motivated. Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/winehouse-zune-twitter.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/liam-gallagher-dick.php Liam Gallagher's contributions to the medium of assholery far outweigh his contributions to music. Oasis was a decade-plus shoving match between brothers set to a score by the Monkees, occasionally punctuated by Liam stomping away then returning to grab his brother in a headlock. Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/liam-gallagher-dick.php jedjed78@hotmail.com (Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/aphasiac-media-musicblog.php Lady Gagas The Edge of Glory enrolls a carpophagous radix midway through, when Bruce Springsteen's E Street sax player Clarence Clemons cudgels a solo in his funereal style. Fri, 24 Jun 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/aphasiac-media-musicblog.php notablenoise@gmail.com ("Jason" Turd Ferguson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/beastie-boys-hotsauce.php The Beasties are back and better than ever! BELIEVE IT! Fri, 06 May 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/beastie-boys-hotsauce.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/star-wars-cantina.php No band is distinctive enough to warrant an entirely new genre of music, with the possible exception of the Star Wars Cantina Band. Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/star-wars-cantina.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/album-video-card.php There is a distinct crossover between these seemingly disparate industries, a point where bad art proudly asserts itself as bad-ass art. The question is: How well do you know your album covers? Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/album-video-card.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Satellite High) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-covers-pomplamoose.php DFH and Raphandz check out music's cheapest knock-offs! Fri, 04 Mar 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/youtube-covers-pomplamoose.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/profiles-coverage-avclub.php In his new column, SA's Daryl 'Fucking' Hall systematically alienates every online music section that otherwise might have eventually hired him away from our site. Works for me! Fri, 18 Feb 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/profiles-coverage-avclub.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/valentine-day-mixtape.php Creating a mixtape with the goal of sparking a romance is akin to attempting to yank Excalibur from the stone. It might work for someone out there, but most of us will just wind up with crushed dreams and chaffed palms. Fri, 11 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/valentine-day-mixtape.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/f-word-songs.php Cee-Lo Greens Fuck You has joined a small club of hit songs that feature fuck in their choruses. But there is a far larger club of failed songs by artists imprudently seeking easy success through the use of the F word. Fri, 04 Feb 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/f-word-songs.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller, kingcobweb and Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sa-best-2010.php SA music writers get SINCERE about their favorite releases of the past twelve months. Fri, 28 Jan 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sa-best-2010.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/death-toll-2010.php Last year the music industry was filled with last, desperate gasps that brought about panicked longing for what once was and dreadful reproach for the hellish void ahead. There were also musician deaths. Fri, 21 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/death-toll-2010.php satellitehighthemc@gmail.com (Randy Black) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/randy-rapup-2010.php SA's rap expert looks back on a year filled with hard beats and harder rhymes. Fri, 14 Jan 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/randy-rapup-2010.php waypastcooldude@gmail.com (David "Way Past Cool!" Valdez) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/slacker-music-faq.php Slacker music is not really a genre so much as it is a lifestyle. It's a lot like hip hop in that regard. Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/slacker-music-faq.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/fantasy-influence-bands.php The connection between J.R.R. Tolkien's 'Lord Of The Rings' books and Led Zeppelin is one of rock's most well-established curiosities, but to this very day it manages to surprise longtime fans of the band. Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/fantasy-influence-bands.php mobute.sese.seko@gmail.com (Mobutu Sese Seko) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gringo-star-dadrock.php Like the Kinks? Handclaps? Harmonies? Don't pass this by. Fri, 17 Dec 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gringo-star-dadrock.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/everett-true-advice.php So you want to write about music. Dear God, why? At least read this LIST of 38 tips first. Fri, 10 Dec 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/everett-true-advice.php kingcobweb@gmail.com (Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hiphop-cohen-lennon.php Hip hop is a very big genre, bigger than most people know. kingcobweb breaks it down. Fri, 03 Dec 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hiphop-cohen-lennon.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall and Satellite High) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nerdcore-mcrouter-8bitboys.php Indignant nerdcore fans bombard DFH with links that will totally change his mind about the genre. Fri, 26 Nov 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nerdcore-mcrouter-8bitboys.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/kings-leon-sundown.php Everett True recoils from America's Biggest Rock Export. Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/kings-leon-sundown.php satellitehighthemc@gmail.com (Randy Black) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/randys-rap-report.php What's crackelating, rap fans? Welcome to Randy's Rap Report, your one-stop info shop for the urban sensation that's sweeping the nation! From the dangerous streets of gangster-rap pioneers to the computer-filled cubicles of "nerdcore" swagger-jockeys, if it happens in the world of rap music, you'll read about it on Randy's Rap Report! Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/randys-rap-report.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sufjan-stevens-adz.php DFH checks out Sufjan Stevens' latest entry in the 50-states series, 'The Age of AZ.' Fri, 05 Nov 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/sufjan-stevens-adz.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tour-horror-stories.php For most touring musicians, strange situations are a daily occurrence; a result of traveling, meeting crazed fans, and spending time with other performers in varying states of sobriety. Sometimes, though, a day on the road goes beyond quirkiness and enters the realm of the truly spooky. Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tour-horror-stories.php andersonmcook@gmail.com (Anderson "ChrisFarley" Cook) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/screamo-skramz-steez.php The Something Awful Guide to Screamo. Fri, 22 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/screamo-skramz-steez.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jeff-buckley-sucks.php Everett True rails futilely at a cold, crumbling gravestone. Fri, 15 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/jeff-buckley-sucks.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/corin-tucker-band.php I've been listening to The Corin Tucker Band's debut album "1,000 Years" for a few weeks now, thanks to a publicist who was kind enough to overlook my terrible nickname and mistake me for an actual music writer who knows what he's doing. Fri, 08 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/corin-tucker-band.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nerdcore-protomen-8bit.php Daryl 'Fucking' Hall takes on nerdcore, 8-bit, nerd-rock, and all that other bullshit. Fri, 01 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/nerdcore-protomen-8bit.php notablenoise@gmail.com ("Jason" Turd Ferguson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/soundgarden-sucks-telephantasm.php Does the world need a second greatest-hits album from Soundgarden? Wait, did it need a first? Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/soundgarden-sucks-telephantasm.php kingcobweb@gmail.com (Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/disco-best-music.php You are a person reading about music on the Internet. From this, I deduce you are prejudiced against many things, one of which is the practice of moving one's body in a rhythmic fashion ("dancing"), especially if the music is conductive to such movement ("dance music"). Disco is the first modern form of dance music: You can't stand it. I pity you. Fri, 17 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/disco-best-music.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/beatles-best-comparison.php Using science - infallible, unbiased, numbers-and-beakers-and-everything science - to break down the band's characteristics and determine whether the Beatles were the best at the traits that defined them. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/beatles-best-comparison.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/femme-pop-mixtape.php Everett True delivers what the headline promises; nothing less, nothing mo- well, maybe a bit more! Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/femme-pop-mixtape.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/stuff-hate-jedward.php A video that features old-people sex, and three others that are much worse. Enjoy! Fri, 20 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/stuff-hate-jedward.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/australian-garage-rock.php A rather random guide written by one of that country's newest citizens. Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/australian-garage-rock.php daryl.f.hall@gmail.com (Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rock-stars-kingsofleon.php Young hedonists like Kings of Leon hope to become the next perverted legends. Fri, 06 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/rock-stars-kingsofleon.php everetttrue2@gmail.com (Everett True) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/miley-cyrus-wolfparade.php What, ya'll thought ya'll wasn't gonna see her? She's the ol' Cyrus of this shit! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/miley-cyrus-wolfparade.php