Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:00:00 +0000 The Something Awful Forums are, by far, the greatest and most entertaining community on the internet. From the Comedy Goldmine to Photoshop Phriday, our forums are pretty much the lone island refusing to be engulfed by the sea of stupidity that is the internet. While sections like the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday showcase the intentionally hilarious forum creations, we've failed to reveal the coin's flip side. The Great Goon Database is a depository of unintentionally amusing Something Awful Forum quotes demonstrating the darker side of SA. Special thanks to Goon "LittleJoe" for collecting and sorting these gems. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/index.php 144 42 lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-ask.php Great Goon Database: Ask / Tell Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-ask.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-best.php Great Goon Database: The Best Of Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-best.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-dawkins.php Great Goon Database: The Richard Dawkins Files Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-dawkins.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-drugs.php Goons on drugs? Gawrsh! Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-drugs.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-dining.php Goons eat food, report results. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-dining.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-sad.php Depression can strike anywhere... even internet forums! Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-sad.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-girls.php Girls are scary, mysterious creatures who must be feared. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-girls.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-guns.php Guns don't kill people, goons kill people. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-guns.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-rage.php Rawwwwrrrr I'm going to kill the morons who canceled Futurama! Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-rage.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-action.php How very... gooney (strokes chin). Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-action.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-culture.php Culture is our forte BURP FARTZ. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-culture.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-politics.php I am a libertarian; hear me post. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-politics.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-sexy.php My level 60 Night Elf is a real hottie. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-sexy.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-work.php Zug zug me no work me post. Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/great-goon-database/great-goon-work.php