http://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/The Something Awful Forums are, by far, the greatest and most entertaining community on the internet. From the Comedy Goldmine to Photoshop Phriday, our forums are pretty much the lone island refusing to be engulfed by the sea of stupidity that is the internet. While sections like the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday showcase the intentionally hilarious forum creations, we've failed to reveal the coin's flip side. The Great Goon Database is a depository of unintentionally amusing Something Awful Forum quotes demonstrating the darker side of SA. Special thanks to Goon "LittleJoe" for collecting and sorting these gems.en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:07 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-work/1/Zug zug me no work me post.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7664/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-politics/1/I am a libertarian; hear me post.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7661/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-culture/1/Culture is our forte BURP FARTZ.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7660/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-sexy/1/My level 60 Night Elf is a real hottie.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7663/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-drugs/1/Goons on drugs? Gawrsh!webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7648/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-action/1/How very... gooney (strokes chin).webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7654/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/1/Great Goon Database: The Best Ofwebmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7646/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-sad/1/Depression can strike anywhere... even internet forums!webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7650/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-girls/1/Girls are scary, mysterious creatures who must be feared.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7651/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-guns/1/Guns don't kill people, goons kill people.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7652/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-rage/1/Rawwwwrrrr I'm going to kill the morons who canceled Futurama!webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7653/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-dining/1/Goons eat food, report results.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7649/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-ask/1/Great Goon Database: Ask / Tellwebmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7629/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-dawkins/1/Great Goon Database: The Richard Dawkins Fileswebmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7647/Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMT