Thu, 02 Aug 2012 10:00:00 +0000 Something Awful Guides can help you, the Internet reader, make the most out of your life and just might possibly end up getting you incapacitated or killed! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/index.php 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/olympics-schedule-2012.php Decide which events to watch with a little help from our guide to NBC's Olympics coverage. Thu, 02 Aug 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/olympics-schedule-2012.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/supreme-court-obamacare.php The Supreme Court is preparing to rule on provisions within Obamacare. Find out what it all means with this handy guide. 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Fri, 17 Jun 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/moving-back-parents.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/rapture-apocalypse-guide.php As a selfless public service for the betterment of mankind, I have created this FAQ to help the ignorant masses by answering the most common questions or concerns regarding this incredible event; the Rapture. Fri, 20 May 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/rapture-apocalypse-guide.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/william-kate-wedding.php The royal wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton will happen only once in a lifetime. Get all the info you need to truly enjoy it. Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/william-kate-wedding.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/pc-building-guide.php Building your own PC is no longer a dream just out of mortal man's reach! This helpful, instructive guide will teach you every tip and trick needed to build your very own computer in a matter of seconds! Probably! Wed, 20 May 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/pc-building-guide.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-taxes-brackets.php April 19th is right around the corner and our tax guide is here in time to save you big money. Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-taxes-brackets.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-wrestling-mommy.php If you saw your mother and father fighting naked last night, then this is the guide for you. And bee man. And Detroit Steady. Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-wrestling-mommy.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-environment-conserve.php A detailed guide on the how, why, and who of becoming an environmentalist. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-environment-conserve.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/new-voting-faq.php An informative guide to voting for all voters who love voting on issues and people. Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/new-voting-faq.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-gitmo-terror.php A leaked copy of FM-1833 provides "Answers" on how Marines are told to handle detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-gitmo-terror.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/demographic-politics-marketing.php Like it or not, you are a demographic. This handy guide will help you determine what to buy and how to vote. Thu, 01 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/demographic-politics-marketing.php stevesumner@somethingawful.com (Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/dragon-memory-love.php RPG savant Steve Sumner looks back on more than nine decades of Dragon Magazine covers. 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Things You Should Already Know By Now is everything a shut in needs to know about things normal people already do on their own. Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/checking-account.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part7.php The final chapter of Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part7.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part6.php Part 6 of Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part6.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part5.php Part 5 of Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part5.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part4.php Even morer from Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part4.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part3.php Even more from Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part3.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag & Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part2.php More from Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (P. Jordan Dimebag and Nick Arizona) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part1.php Part 1 of Something Awful's Exciting 2007 Holiday Gift Skymall Strategy Guide! Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/skymall-guide-part1.php stevesumner@somethingawful.com (Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/steves-guide-putting.php Steve Sumner give you an aweome guide to dealing with your best friend's new girl, even if you hate her! Wed, 31 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/steves-guide-putting.php stevesumner@somethingawful.com (Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/steves-guide-making.php Steve Sumner which is me does a guide to making a sweet D&D character. Hope you dudes enjoy it! Thu, 11 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/steves-guide-making.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-6th-annual.php A six million year old guide to a caveman's business convention was recently discovered within a fossilized briefcase. 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