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And unfunny.</description><language>en-us</language><managingEditor>jeffrey+editor@somethingawful.com</managingEditor><webMaster>jeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>web2.0rss.com.fart</generator><image><url>http://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.png</url><title>The Hogosphere - Something Awful</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/</link><width>144</width><height>55</height></image><item><title>Thank you IFC, Whitest Kids U Know!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/the-whitest-kids/</link><description>I think IFC and The Whitest Kids U Know for giving us cold hard cash in exchange for running an advertising campaign!  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Then, to top it all off, they're real big jerks about it too.</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7913/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mark Funkhouser and Frances Semler: Evil Racists!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/mark-funkhouser-semler/1/</link><description>Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser recently appointed a 73 year-old grandma to the Department of Parks and Recreation.  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Find out!</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7446/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Google Hates Something Awful</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/google-hates-sa/</link><description>Something Awful compares the services of Google, Microsoft Live, and Yahoo... and discovers something slightly disturbing.</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7292/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Won't Somebody Think of the Bloggers?</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/internet-death-threat/</link><description>I've been getting death threats for years.  The internet was founded on death threats.  So how is a blogger getting one considered news?</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7095/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I am a Horrible Monster and I Pray for Death</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/am-horrible-monster/</link><description></description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4423/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Check Me Out!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/check-me-out/</link><description>Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka lobbies Congress for the right to murder people who write checks in public places.</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4372/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Silent Hill 5 Exclusive Scoops!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/silent-hill-exclusive/1/</link><description>Something Awful has the newest, hottest exclusive scoops on the upcoming survival horror game, Silent Hill 5!</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4370/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Web 2.0</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/web-20/</link><description>We've all heard about it, yet nobody knows what it is.  What the hell is Web 2.0 anyway?</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4366/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wal*Mart - A Wretched Hive of Scum</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/walmart-wretched-hive/</link><description>The Lee's Summit Wal*Mart and the grotesque creatures inhabiting it.</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4359/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>F**k this s**t!!!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/fk-this-st/</link><description>Advertisers dictate what words are considered </description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4357/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Free Laptops &gt;&gt;&gt; CLIK HERE &lt;&lt;&lt;</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/hogosphere/free-laptops-clik/</link><description>Lowtax wants free laptops just like all the other crummy bloggers out there</description><author>webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4356/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>