Sun, 17 Feb 2008 14:00:00 +0000 The Hogosphere contains worthless ramblings from Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. Crap that he's too lazy to make funny for the front page. Because he's lazy. And unfunny. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/index.php 144 42 lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/the-whitest-kids.php I think IFC and The Whitest Kids U Know for giving us cold hard cash in exchange for running an advertising campaign! Win / win! Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/the-whitest-kids.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/pregnancy-childbirth-1.php Haha when you have sex a wiener enters the hole where the woman pees, oh man that's great!!! Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/pregnancy-childbirth-1.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/network-solutions-hijacking.php Some random goober took advantage of a hole in Network Solutions' security, redirecting our site for up to a week. Then, to top it all off, they're real big jerks about it too. Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/network-solutions-hijacking.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/mark-funkhouser-semler.php Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser recently appointed a 73 year-old grandma to the Department of Parks and Recreation. BAD MOVE, MISTER WIZARD! Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/mark-funkhouser-semler.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/clay-chastain-rail.php Finally an article to appease the nonstop mob of readers demanding news on Kansas City, light rail, and Clay Chastain. Mon, 13 Aug 2007 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/clay-chastain-rail.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/valueclick-and-censorship.php ValueClick attempts to protect all the Avenged Sevenfold readers who masturbate to Flintstone porn by demanding SA delete a bunch of articles. Why? Find out! Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/valueclick-and-censorship.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/google-hates-sa.php Something Awful compares the services of Google, Microsoft Live, and Yahoo... and discovers something slightly disturbing. Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/google-hates-sa.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/internet-death-threat.php I've been getting death threats for years. The internet was founded on death threats. So how is a blogger getting one considered news? Tue, 03 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/internet-death-threat.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/am-horrible-monster.php Wed, 24 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/am-horrible-monster.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/check-me-out.php Rich 'Lowtax' Kyanka lobbies Congress for the right to murder people who write checks in public places. Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/check-me-out.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/silent-hill-exclusive.php Something Awful has the newest, hottest exclusive scoops on the upcoming survival horror game, Silent Hill 5! Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/silent-hill-exclusive.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/web-20.php We've all heard about it, yet nobody knows what it is. What the hell is Web 2.0 anyway? Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/web-20.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/walmart-wretched-hive.php The Lee's Summit Wal*Mart and the grotesque creatures inhabiting it. Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/walmart-wretched-hive.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/fk-this-st.php Advertisers dictate what words are considered Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/fk-this-st.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/free-laptops-clik.php Lowtax wants free laptops just like all the other crummy bloggers out there Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hogosphere/free-laptops-clik.php