Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:00:00 +0000 Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/index.php 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/kwame-kilpatrick-prank.php An angry reader does battle with the text messages of disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/kwame-kilpatrick-prank.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/cheeseburger-delight-prank.php A confused young lady seeks me out on IM for diet tips to increase her bust size. I have many tips, but will they work? Thu, 21 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/cheeseburger-delight-prank.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/english-gentleman-defeated.php A Russian bride scam goes wrong when an English Gentleman threatens murder most foul, but the joke is on him: the brides are willing to die! Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/english-gentleman-defeated.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/mellotron-ghost-dad.php ChodeKING, one of the Internet's dumbest denizens, solicits help opening a candy bar and ends up chatting with a time-traveling cowboy with a miniature horse and a love of birthdays. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/mellotron-ghost-dad.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/laser-nazi-birthday.php Hiring a light show isn't cheap to begin with, but imagine trying to hire a light show as a Nazi. Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/laser-nazi-birthday.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/mike-huckabee-spam.php The culmination of two weeks of harassing an acquaintance with fake Huckalerts IM spam from the Mike Huckabee campaign. Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/mike-huckabee-spam.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/dream-girl-blackjack.php Welcome to the incredible world of Dream Girl Blackjack. Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/dream-girl-blackjack.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/detective-sting-netcop.php Det. Don Gombo sets up a sting operation to catch three dangerous Internet criminals. Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/detective-sting-netcop.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-rap.php A Chinese marketer encounters a rapper from Odahoa. Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-rap.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-achmed.php An IM prank in which Zack poses as Achmed Owlcat, a Middle Eastern Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-achmed.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/msn-transcript-eager.php Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/msn-transcript-eager.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/ansel89-joins-murderchurch.php Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/ansel89-joins-murderchurch.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-girls.php Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-girls.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-doctor-2.php Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-doctor-2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-cactus.php Wed, 02 Jun 2004 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-cactus.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-juggling.php Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-juggling.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-eneticonappliance.php Sun, 30 Sep 2001 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-eneticonappliance.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-amamrican.php Tue, 22 May 2001 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-amamrican.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-doctor.php Mon, 19 Feb 2001 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-doctor.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-insurance.php Wed, 17 Jan 2001 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-insurance.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-virtual.php Thu, 30 Nov 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-virtual.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Artfag) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-read.php Mon, 20 Nov 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-read.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-jesus-2.php Thu, 16 Nov 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-jesus-2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-bat.php Wed, 04 Oct 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-bat.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-laser.php Tue, 15 Aug 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-laser.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-lost.php Mon, 17 Jul 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-lost.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-fiveday.php Wed, 12 Jul 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-fiveday.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php Sun, 25 Jun 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Andrew K.) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-kanasta.php Sun, 18 Jun 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-kanasta.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-prank-deep.php Thu, 15 Jun 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-prank-deep.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-ravin.php Wed, 07 Jun 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-ravin.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-prank-jesus.php Tue, 30 May 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-prank-jesus.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-yeti.php Fri, 19 May 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-yeti.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-big-2.php Tue, 09 May 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-big-2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-fruits.php Wed, 26 Apr 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-fruits.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-big.php Sat, 22 Apr 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-big.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-c0n.php Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-c0n.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php Fri, 07 Apr 2000 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-jesus.php Tue, 07 Mar 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-jesus.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-ufo.php Sun, 20 Feb 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-ufo.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-violent.php Fri, 18 Feb 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-violent.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Hellchick) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-0cool.php Tue, 15 Feb 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-0cool.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-aol.php Thu, 10 Feb 2000 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-aol.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-hello.php Thu, 23 Dec 1999 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-hello.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-my.php Fri, 10 Dec 1999 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-my.php