http://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/Our Something Awful ICQ pranks target the worst and most idiotic folks on the Internet. Believe it or not, these ICQ pranks are all - unfortunately - real.en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:11 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/kwame-kilpatrick-prank/1/An angry reader does battle with the text messages of disgraced Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9900/Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/cheeseburger-delight-prank/1/A confused young lady seeks me out on IM for diet tips to increase her bust size. I have many tips, but will they work?zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/9303/Thu, 21 May 2009 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/english-gentleman-defeated/1/A Russian bride scam goes wrong when an English Gentleman threatens murder most foul, but the joke is on him: the brides are willing to die!zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8836/Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/mellotron-ghost-dad/1/ChodeKING, one of the Internet's dumbest denizens, solicits help opening a candy bar and ends up chatting with a time-traveling cowboy with a miniature horse and a love of birthdays.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8155/Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/laser-nazi-birthday/1/Hiring a light show isn't cheap to begin with, but imagine trying to hire a light show as a Nazi.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8094/Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/mike-huckabee-spam/1/The culmination of two weeks of harassing an acquaintance with fake Huckalerts IM spam from the Mike Huckabee campaign. zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8009/Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/dream-girl-blackjack/1/Welcome to the incredible world of Dream Girl Blackjack.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7385/Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/detective-sting-netcop/1/Det. Don Gombo sets up a sting operation to catch three dangerous Internet criminals.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/7285/Thu, 31 May 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-rap/1/A Chinese marketer encounters a rapper from Odahoa.zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4413/Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-achmed/1/An IM prank in which Zack poses as Achmed Owlcat, a Middle Eastern zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4341/Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/msn-transcript-eager/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4215/Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/ansel89-joins-murderchurch/1/zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack 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GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-jesus2/Will Jesus triumph over the filthy homosexual pagans?webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/304/Thu, 16 Nov 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-bat/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/303/Wed, 04 Oct 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-laser/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/302/Tue, 15 Aug 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-lost/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/301/Mon, 17 Jul 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-fiveday/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/300/Wed, 12 Jul 2000 00:00:00 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