Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:00:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer and Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/batabing.php Less Sexually Appealing Bill O'Reilly Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/batabing.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/celebrities-animals-appliances.php The SA forum goons keep finding new homes for famous faces. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/celebrities-animals-appliances.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dream-theater-volta.php Two prog bands battle to the death, but EVERYONE SURVIVED. RAHHRGH! Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/dream-theater-volta.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/baby-im-sorry.php Baby, why are you so mad? Don't listen to those lies, baby. I'm sorry! It wasn't supposed to be like that! Give me a chance to explain! Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/baby-im-sorry.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/preciously-awkward-juno.php The hottest indie romantic comedy of 2008 features performances by all of your favorites and a witty script from a fresh-faced screenwriter and former stripper. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-movie-database/preciously-awkward-juno.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/butterfly-effect-revelations.php "Hey reviewing bad movies will be WAY better than reviewing bad video games!" exclaimed Raptor Red, her stupid trap flapping in the wind. "The Butterfly Effect 3" is a heartwarming family film involving magical bathtubs, racism, and sisterfucking. Also it's as boring as a Catholic mass. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/butterfly-effect-revelations.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Roofers' World Staff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/michael-jackson-tribute.php By popular demand, we unscrupulously cash in on a celebrity's death! Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/michael-jackson-tribute.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sew-hilarious.php Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sew-hilarious.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/michael-jackson-hackers.php Cunt Smasher, the worst video of all time and an obligatory Michael Jackson joke. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/michael-jackson-hackers.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rustlr-cowboy-site3.php Sit a spell with Rustlr.com, the #1 spot to stop when travelin' along that ol' dusty information supertrail. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rustlr-cowboy-site3.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-robots-two.php Goons join genesplicer in drawing robots. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/drawing-robots-two.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/interior-man.php I thought you should be aware that Interior Man has been entering my cubicle at least once a day to burn one of his feathers next to my head. It smells bad and I think it might be some kind of insult. I know that his ways are unknown to us, but he stares at me in what I would consider to be a very menacing way. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/interior-man.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/mabou-nova-scotia.php Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/mabou-nova-scotia.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nils-beauregard-nyc.php Beauregard falls in love with a woman he has never met and he and Nils face down danger in the streets beneath the streets of New York City. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nils-beauregard-nyc.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/neon-origins.php How is neon created? Why is it making a comeback? These are the questions they do not want you to ask. The brilliant sheen on your sneakers comes with a long and troubled history that is shrouded in secrecy. We have been quiet for too long. It is time to expose the repulsive origins of this inhumane color spectrum. Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/neon-origins.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bareback-exchange.php Poz my neg ass! Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/bareback-exchange.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/arma-rock-band.php I've never played the original ArmA. I don't even know what the title means, but I'm pretty sure it's short for Armed Army. (EDIT: A helpful reader corrected me, it's actually an abbreviation of Arm A) Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/arma-rock-band.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/hopmo-too-strong.php When we punch at him, he moves away and swats our knuckles. When we try to tackle him so that we may hold him down and punch him without interruption, he pushes us away. When we ask him to build a device that will hold him down for us, he refuses. Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/hopmo-too-strong.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/turd-twister.php Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/turd-twister.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gossip-beth-ditto.php Model-fronted hype band The Gossip tries to make boring music fashionable. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/gossip-beth-ditto.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/lcd-cinematic-action2.php The SA forum goons turn liquid crystals into real gems. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/lcd-cinematic-action2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Tom Champion, Business Writer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/phraces-101-business.php I wrote book about 101 phraces in office. I expert on financial and business issue. Need proof? Me column in Wall Street Journal. Also do piece for FINANCIAL TIIMIKMMeS. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/phraces-101-business.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/maxim-electronic-gaming.php EGM: Enraged Geek Mail! New readers sound off on the EGM/Maxim switch -- from their moms' basements! Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/maxim-electronic-gaming.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers.php Super Hornio Brothers, reviewed at last! Including videos of this precious lost treasure of early 1990s porno. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/art-penis.php Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/art-penis.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/barbie-vacation-adventure.php "Barbie Vacation Adventure" is another old video game that was not very good. This means I have to play it or my family starves. Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/barbie-vacation-adventure.php livestock@somethingawful.com (DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk.php Welcome to the newest station in the DynaMars Corporation family! Cycnus Station is a state-of-the-art campus with all the amenities you'd expect back home on Earth -- only here on Mars! Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dynamars-kiosk.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-19.php ROSS BEANIS and i are going to make money and you will see. we will be famous business men like a couple of rambos Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-19.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-requests-one.php Goon geriatric genesplicer draws robot requests. Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/robot-requests-one.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sideshow-bob-fanatics.php Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sideshow-bob-fanatics.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff06-22-09.php Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week. Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff06-22-09.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/usa-tour-boston.php Europeans Nils Odegaard and Beauregard Ink begin their road tour of the United States starting in Maine with stops in New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, and Connecticut. Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/usa-tour-boston.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/give-me-job.php This is not a comedy article. This is a cry for help! Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/give-me-job.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/swingers-board.php It's time to share your wife with a swinging Weekend Web. Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/swingers-board.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/eddiesaw.php Eddie Izzle (weird name) decided to do a Saw parody for some reason. Come see how bad it is! Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/eddiesaw.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/windows-help-bug.php Windows 7's least publicized feature is the drastically redesigned Help database, with over thirty times as many articles as the previous versions combined. We put it to the test, and got more Help than we could have possibly been prepared for. Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/windows-help-bug.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cave-music.php Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cave-music.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dea-d.php MOOFLOG Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/dea-d.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classy-games4.php The SA forum goons delve deeper into their cornucopia of classiness, producing even more elegant, creative box art. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/classy-games4.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/uplifter-311.php How did forgotten 311 suddenly land its highest-charting album? Male magic! Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/uplifter-311.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blameby-baby-blame.php There's no reason you should be held responsible for a mistake when you can pick a scapegoat that can't fight back. Learn how BLAMEBY can help. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blameby-baby-blame.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/villains-internet-forums.php Famous villains seek out advice on the internet. What they receive is, well, what you expect they would receive. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/villains-internet-forums.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-toughman-letterman.php Levi Johnston introduces his new column, tackles the Letterman controversy, and announces his Toughman competition plan. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-toughman-letterman.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/michael-legend-continues.php Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/michael-legend-continues.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/goulet-b-twiztid.php Juggalos, cats, /b/tards and the worst thing I have ever made on page 9. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/goulet-b-twiztid.php raptorred@somethingawful.com (Eileen "Raptor Red" Stahl) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/castle-dragon.php Teenage girls, the homosexual agenda, and DARKLARZA making love to your significant other. All in a week's ROM Pit. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/rom-pit/castle-dragon.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/celebrity-stalker-june.php Featuring the latest sightings of all your favorite celebrities! From Bob Newhart's dark side to Patrick Dempsey's run in with a varmint, we're keeping score with Hollywood's winners and losers. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/celebrity-stalker-june.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat.php A goon fucks a flask and Abraham cosplays as Carmen Miranda. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/flaskfucker-fruit-hat.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rustlr-cowboy-site2.php Rustlr.com your home away from home on the range, pardner! Keep up with your posse, check out our stampede forecast and have a gander at our tag cloud to find out what's rootin' and tootin' on the prairie! Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rustlr-cowboy-site2.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/chris-james-vocal.php Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/chris-james-vocal.php