Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:00:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 trillaphon@somethingawful.com (Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/undefeatable-rothrock.php Witness a legendary martial-arts battle against human decency and shirts! Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/undefeatable-rothrock.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wall-garbage-warehouse.php The perfect accessories to give your restaurant the corporate warmth it needs to succeed. Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wall-garbage-warehouse.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-65.php It was a food contest and I am still full from it many hours later! Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-65.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt06-18-13.php Some of the best tweets from the last couple weeks! Get 'em! Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt06-18-13.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/make-new-bird.php The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try. Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/make-new-bird.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Jolanda Salceda) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terminator-pinic-table.php Who gave her a knife? What is she doing, Enrique? Did you tell her she could carve up my picnic table? Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terminator-pinic-table.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Teww) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/filmy-guyz-2.php Andy and Paulo review the current and future releases... actually I don't know if you can call it reviewing... Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/filmy-guyz-2.php ianthegenius@hotmail.com (Ian "Professor Clumsy" Maddison) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/man-of-steel.php Is it a bird? Is it a pla- ...wait, we already did this joke. Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/man-of-steel.php EverdraedSA@gmail.com (Everdraed) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/everdraed-showcase/glenn-beck-voice.php Betrayed by his vocal chords, a silenced Glenn Beck speaks his mind - and bares his soul - using the humble index card. Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/everdraed-showcase/glenn-beck-voice.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/mac-pro-designs.php It's sleek. It's elegant. It draws inspiration from a variety of muses, from hotel trash cans to e-cigs and keychain flashlights. It could have been worse. Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/mac-pro-designs.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/snowden-pole-dancer.php Edward Snowden revealed the NSA's wiretapping secrets and Internet news sites are revealing his girlfriend's underwear. Fri, 14 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/snowden-pole-dancer.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-part3.php These are all great, but after this one, the theme's over. Sorry, sir, you're too late. What's this, Superman in a blue-green outfit? Man of Teel? That's not even how you spell 'teal,' man. Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-part3.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/star-wars-hutt.php Steve and Zack begin their adventure into the Star Wars role playing game with an original scenario. Thu, 13 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/star-wars-hutt.php nburch2@gmail.com (nikki did it) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stock-photo-lifestyle2.php I lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle. I know you're here to hear about it. Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stock-photo-lifestyle2.php rubbercat@gmail.com (Adam "rubber cat" Jameson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sementankscom-website.php Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/sementankscom-website.php trillaphon@somethingawful.com (Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/battlespace.php It's just like Star Wars, if Luke spent the whole movie tooling around the desert. Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/battlespace.php hiimvrunt@gmail.com (Nate "vrunt" Lamagna) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/e3-2013-report.php "Indiegogo lets you keep the money even if you don't reach your goal, Kyle explains. That's how I could afford these posters." The posters say 'Shark,' but there is no shark pictured. "Yeah, my idea was for a shark game. Remember Ecco the Dolphin?" I do remember Ecco the Dolphin. Kyle nods enthusiastically, but he does not offer any more details. Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/e3-2013-report.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/hybrid-pokemon-fusion.php The SA Forum Goons use MS Paint and a handy fusion engine to flood the market with non-canonical Pokemon. Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/hybrid-pokemon-fusion.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cyber-dad-animatronic.php The Best Cyber-Fathers Around! Better than the Real Thing! Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cyber-dad-animatronic.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/guns-versus-apaches.php Simmering anti-government sentiment finally boiled over in 2017 and soon the first shots of the New American Revolution were being fired up into the sky at Apache helicopters. Mon, 10 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/guns-versus-apaches.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worst-gta-ripoffs.php Stare in awe at the completely failed attempts to produce clones of Grand Theft Auto. Wonder why they were created. Weep for humanity. Mon, 10 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worst-gta-ripoffs.php seanhanson@gmail.com (Sean "Keanu Grieves" Hanson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/internship-vhs2-iceman.php Keep digging, we're about to hit cinema gold! Sun, 09 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/internship-vhs2-iceman.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/e3-tablets-gunpoint.php What are our plans for this year's E3? Why did anyone think the Deus Ex and Halo tablet games would be a good idea? Why is Gunpoint so refreshing? Why are all these sentences taking the form of questions? Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/e3-tablets-gunpoint.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rocky-subtext-punch.php A viewing of the Rocky films will entertain you with larger than life characters vacillating between every social class in America. At one point there's even a robot butler. If you watch closely, though, you'll realize that far below the surface a deeper meaning is being put forth by the creators: Punching. Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rocky-subtext-punch.php rubbercat@gmail.com (Adam "rubber cat" Jameson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ok-economics-kyn.php Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ok-economics-kyn.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cia-nsa-fisa.php Choom gang member Barry Obama has been having his guys spy on America using the PRISM program and the cooperation of some of the biggest corporations. Fri, 07 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cia-nsa-fisa.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/truck-nutz-military.php To be more specific, WWII German Military Equipment! To be less specific, any brand of decorative novelty testicles will do. Fri, 07 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/truck-nutz-military.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-weird-twitter.php A financially struggling Levi turns to a possible career as a meme craftsman for money. Thu, 06 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-weird-twitter.php jedjed78@hotmail.com (Jedidiah) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sneeze-fetish-model.php In todays video Emma is doing forced sneezes, where a man holds a handful of pepper under her nose. She secretly enjoys these videos the most. While she hates being dominated during sex, her sinuses are naturally submissive. Thu, 06 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sneeze-fetish-model.php trillaphon@somethingawful.com (Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/a-talking-cat.php If cats could talk, they would tell you to never watch this movie. Wed, 05 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/a-talking-cat.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skymall-african-elephant.php This is literally the absolute perfect addition to my tar pit. It's been driving me nuts seeing that tar pit sit empty all these years. Thank you SkyMall. Now I can start having ladies over to the place again. Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/skymall-african-elephant.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/book-devils-manor.php I'm trying to make it big and pitching my new thriller book, Devil's Manor! Tue, 04 Jun 2013 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/book-devils-manor.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt06-04-13b.php Some of the best tweets of the last couple weeks! Tue, 04 Jun 2013 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/twitter-tuesday/tt06-04-13b.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mspaint-spam-email.php You can't spell 'MS Paint' without 'spam'! That wordplay construct is the only justification the SA Goons ever need. Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mspaint-spam-email.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/red-wedding-blimp.php A furious 1930's fan of the Captain Midnight radio serial voices his outrage over the unexpected deaths of several major characters in last night's broadcast. Mon, 03 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/red-wedding-blimp.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Rick Mackick) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/xbox-one-cartoon.php the xbox one is here to stay nancy Pelosi Charlie rangl Sun, 02 Jun 2013 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/xbox-one-cartoon.php seanhanson@gmail.com (Sean "Keanu Grieves" Hanson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/after-earth-purge.php How are those Smith boys gonna get out of this mess? Sun, 02 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/after-earth-purge.php EverdraedSA@gmail.com (Everdraed) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/everdraed-showcase/bitcoins-children-wonka.php Everything I know about bitcoins was forcibly explained to me by an unpleasant man inside a darkened tunnel. Sat, 01 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/everdraed-showcase/bitcoins-children-wonka.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/giant-mech-robot.php I won't exactly call it buyer's remorse. Not yet, at least. I'm just starting to realize that a sentient 80 foot tall murder robot comes with more baggage than I had considered. Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/giant-mech-robot.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/maker-culture-worthless.php Maker culture is spreading and changing the way I get people to look at small plastic objects. Fri, 31 May 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/maker-culture-worthless.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-lettr.php The SA Goons remove even more letters! Still just one letter per image, though. It's not cumulative. Fri, 31 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/remove-letter-lettr.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/burn-down-whitewolf.php A gaming controversy over rape magic in Exalted leads to Steve defending boobs and Zack having an aneurysm. Thu, 30 May 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/burn-down-whitewolf.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Zone'd) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/crime-lord-update.php Learn the ins and out of the fictional crime world through the wit and wisdom of an equally fictional thug. Thu, 30 May 2013 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/crime-lord-update.php rubbercat@gmail.com (Adam "rubber cat" Jameson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/coolcat-derek-savage.php Wed, 29 May 2013 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/coolcat-derek-savage.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dating-tips.php PHANTOM MENACE asks: Does anyone have dating advice for non-corporeals? Im currently occupying (possessing) an elevator shaft in a high-rise, and there is a really cute specter that roams the 27th floor. But I have heard people say you shouldnt [haunt] where you eat, so to speak. Plus she cant actually leave the 27th floor, which seems limiting. Wed, 29 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dating-tips.php trillaphon@somethingawful.com (Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/pinata-survival-island.php A stoner horror movie about a soul-eating pinata, and yes, it's even worse than it sounds. Wed, 29 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/pinata-survival-island.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/insert-tobias-anywhere.php This is ripe for parody! This is ripe! Tue, 28 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/insert-tobias-anywhere.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tip-percentage.php Its a careful dance between the customers moral reasoning and the servers need to pay rent. Tue, 28 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tip-percentage.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/enders-game-politics.php The famed author of "Ender's Game" gives Ben & Jerry's a little more than they were expecting for their new ice cream promos. Mon, 27 May 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/enders-game-politics.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (PAHMAH) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/pacman-256-cartoon.php The lost episode of the classic Pac-Man cartoon series... found at long last! Sun, 26 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/pacman-256-cartoon.php