Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:00:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 viconia@somethingawful.com (Vera "Viconia" Lynn) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/terrible-superheroes.php The SA forum goons introduce their not-so-super friends. Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/terrible-superheroes.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/pet-classifieds.php SUPERB OWL acquired two days ago due to a misprinted party invitation. Tried one wing with buffalo sauce; meaty but too gamy. 555-4682 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/pet-classifieds.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/goth-goddess-mummification.php Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/goth-goddess-mummification.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Don Larry Patriot Report (USA PATRIOT TOUGH)) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/obama-disrespect-patriot.php Oh no he PresiDIDNT. Yes, I am afraid he did (1) disrespect the flag and our troops (2) insult world leaders (3) demean america (4) wear sandals with no socks on a sidewalk. Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/obama-disrespect-patriot.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Andy and Paulo) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guyz-8.php ANDY HERE. TODAY WE REVIEW THE IPAD! EYE-EYE, CAPTAIN! Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guyz-8.php ianthegenius@hotmail.com (The Crazy Eights) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/from-yorkshire-travolta.php Macrame_God finds From Paris WIth Love to be very much mediocre. Meanwhile, ProfessorClumsy implores American audiences to see The Red Riding Trilogy. Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/from-yorkshire-travolta.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Sport Expert) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bowl-predictions.php Expert Analysis on the Big Game by an Expert Analyzer. Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bowl-predictions.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Shmorky) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fuckhunt.php Some guy acting all "gangsta" while playing Duck Hunt or something. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/fuckhunt.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/mario-timeline-forensic.php While Nintendo has never provided an official timeline for the many adventures of Mario, forensic science holds the key to piecing together the complicated life of one of this generation's most iconic figures. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/mario-timeline-forensic.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ipad-deathbed-blog.php Honestly, I thought quicksand was made up for the movies. I didn't think it was real, just as I didn't think Apple would really release a tablet without an integrated stylus for handwriting recognition or some sort of unique operating system that would take full advantage of the device's capabilities. Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ipad-deathbed-blog.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/crying-girl-japan.php Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/crying-girl-japan.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (J.G. Ballard) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ballard-toyota-crash.php Famed and deceased science fiction author J.G. Ballard stops by to write about the sweeping Toyota recall. Erotically. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ballard-toyota-crash.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/winter-olympics-extreme.php The SA forum goons go wild with the Winter Games. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/winter-olympics-extreme.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-teen-hearts.php Sgt. D and I watch female bodybuilders, Frankenshredders, and Christian trancecore. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-teen-hearts.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/truth-media-flames/flames-mass-effect.php Readers respond to some supposed inaccuracies in my recent review of Mass Effect 2. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/truth-media-flames/flames-mass-effect.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/readingtime-dick-tracy.php Stevie gets a visit from the king of cosmetic camouflage. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/readingtime-dick-tracy.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/stupid-relativist-gaede.php Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/stupid-relativist-gaede.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (DOG PHONE!) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/telephone-dogs.php DOGS ON THE PHONE, PICK UP! Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/telephone-dogs.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dog-classifieds6.php FOR SALE: TWO GREYHOUNDS. Dogs are not capable of running anymore after I tried experiment of tethering them to a racehorse in hopes of inventing real life podracing. Horse was too fast and dogs couldn't keep up, but couldn't stop either. Call for price. 555-8230 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dog-classifieds6.php viconia@somethingawful.com (Vera "Viconia" Lynn) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dinosaur-hairstyles-makeover.php Does your dinosaur need a makeover? Step into the Something Awful salon! Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dinosaur-hairstyles-makeover.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-30.php HELLO!!! Your estranged father here, I am writing to tell you about my upcoming court cases where I will win big and eat like a prince. Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-30.php docevil@somethingawful.com (February 2, 2010) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff02-02-10.php Forum Friday's Monday spotlights some of the best recent threads on the SA Forums! Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff02-02-10.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/selleck-waterfall-sandwich.php Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/selleck-waterfall-sandwich.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/raccoon-invaders-battle.php 2009 was a bad year in my war against raccoons. Now I must use the long winter to recover and prepare for next year's battles. Mon, 01 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/raccoon-invaders-battle.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (The Amazing) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/amazing-robin-williams.php Relive your favorite Robin Williams moments in this look back at Robin William's Amazing career! The AMAZING Robin Williams! Sun, 31 Jan 2010 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/amazing-robin-williams.php frontalotsa@gmail.com (The Crazy Eights) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/future-rome-darkness.php Donovan Laird sends word from the future on the historical significance of When In Rome. Meanwhile, Slvbarek takes on Mel Gibson revenge-flick Edge of Darkness. Sun, 31 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/future-rome-darkness.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/pounced.php Hey, furries need personals sites too. Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/pounced.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/spartacus-blood-historical.php You might think the new series Spartacus: Blood And Sand is a mix between the slow-motion green-screened bare-chested violence of 300, the cgi blood from the 2008 installment of Rambo and the, well, everything else of HBO's Rome minus the good writing and acting and historical accuracy. Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/spartacus-blood-historical.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/x10-security-cameras.php Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/x10-security-cameras.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (E.G. Branftsforfths-Fiffifths) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/revenge-poors-acorn.php Poors are multiplying at a suspicious rate. What might they be planning? We must act to prevent them from taking over. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/revenge-poors-acorn.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/recaptcha-recaptcha2-paint.php The SA forum goons return to reCAPTCHA. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/recaptcha-recaptcha2-paint.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Daryl "Fucking" Hall) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grammy-2010-splittingadam.php I go one-on-one with Daryl 'Fucking' Hall to break down the Grammy contenders. Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/grammy-2010-splittingadam.php hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/death-levi-johnston.php Levi Johnston makes a startling announcement mostly unrelated to hockey and babies. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/death-levi-johnston.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/greetings-broken-robots.php These gently-used robots need a new home. Will it be yours? Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/greetings-broken-robots.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/queef-hipster-gay.php The gayest video on earth, a girl with an unfortunate talent and hipsters try, fail to make music. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/queef-hipster-gay.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/holdup-suspender-company.php Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/holdup-suspender-company.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kennel-fair-hairbank.php As you are well aware, your dog Hairbank is a hideous, ungodly thing. He is a beast of unbridled malevolence and the monster that stares back from the abyss. Everything about his appearance and behavior stands in perverted defiance to the noble standards Kennel Fair seeks to uphold and champion. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/kennel-fair-hairbank.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dinosaur-detective-noir.php A hard-boiled ankylosaurus solves crimes in a noir-flavored Cretaceous period. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dinosaur-detective-noir.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (David Thorpe and Jed Kirchner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/urban-dictionary-entries.php Over the last ten years, Urban Dictionary has become the internets most trusted source for street slang, retarded inside jokes and non-existent sexual terminology. This week, Jed Kirchner and David Thorpe delve into its murky to uncover the worst of the bad. Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/urban-dictionary-entries.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/fake-detective-nudes.php Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/fake-detective-nudes.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/iraq-bomb-detector.php Cute Iraqi checkpoint with a few extra pounds is looking for a bomb, preferably strapped to your chest, but in the trunk is okay. Weird British contraption not working. Please don't blow up! Mon, 25 Jan 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/iraq-bomb-detector.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (Lauren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-gets-fat.php Another genius story from the hilarious Lauren! Sun, 24 Jan 2010 23:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-gets-fat.php frontalotsa@gmail.com (The Crazy Eights) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/angels-versus-fairies.php Jay Dub and Macrame_God face the onslaught of Hollywood's angels and fairies. Herein they review Legion and The Tooth Fairy and neither prove impressive. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/angels-versus-fairies.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bazooka-joe.php In 1963, thirteen special edition Bazooka Joe comics were printed. Aimed at a more mature audience, the titillating comics caught the attention of angry parents but did little to increase the sale of stale gum. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bazooka-joe.php khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/condoms.php Is it a troll? Perhaps! Do we care? No way! Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/condoms.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/retailer-exclusive-trek.php Become the ultimate captain with exclusive access to Big Head Mode! Everyone's head will be larger. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/retailer-exclusive-trek.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sport-movie-promotion.php ESPN recently spliced clips from The Edge Of Darkness with footage from NFL playoff games, which didn't make much sense. However, when the segment's title "Edge Of Darkness: Edge Of A Championship" appeared, it made even less sense. Sat, 23 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sport-movie-promotion.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cuddly-cavies-guineapigs.php Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cuddly-cavies-guineapigs.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/chilis-nuclear-war.php Chili's Grill & Bar family restaurant undertakes a study to assess the readiness level of all franchises in the event of global nuclear war. Fri, 22 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/chilis-nuclear-war.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/sleeping-bag-legs.php The SA forum goons have a sleeping bag with legs, and they know how to use it! Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/sleeping-bag-legs.php