Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:00:00 +0000 Something Awful http://www.somethingawful.com/ en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/ 144 42 khad@somethingawful.com (Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer & Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/songoftime.php DO DO DO DO DO DO I AM PLAYING THE SONG OF STORMS. Is an ocarina a real instrument? Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/songoftime.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dragon-age-codex.php If our forums were any indication, Dragon Age: Origins was not only destined to be terrible, but there was a good chance its cloth map would serve as a vehicle for smallpox. Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dragon-age-codex.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/goodbye-letters-coworkers.php Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/goodbye-letters-coworkers.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wendy-show-2.php The Wendy Show show log archives from October 16th through October 30th 2009. This covers the final run of the show prior to the incident. DESTROY ALL COPIES AFTER READING. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wendy-show-2.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/movies-old-age.php The SA forum goons subject films to the relentless, unstoppable, cruel savagery of time. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/movies-old-age.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Sergeant D) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-florence-antlers.php I send Sgt. D videos specifically chosen to drive him insane, and he sends back -- well, it doesn't matter, I hate everything. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/hate-florence-antlers.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rogue-trader-returns.php Steve and Zack subject themselves to the second half of Warhammer 40,000's Rogue Trader. Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/rogue-trader-returns.php bobservo@somethingawful.com (Bob "BobServo" Mackey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/hundredth-article-ever.php Bob "BobServo" Mackey is celebrating his 100th Something Awful article, and you're invited! Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/hundredth-article-ever.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/oregon-alcohol-education.php Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/oregon-alcohol-education.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/republicans-clowns-redundancy.php Pillow fartin', totally reasonable Republicans and CLOWNCORE MOTHERFUCKER *honk honk* Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/republicans-clowns-redundancy.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bradford-exchange-gifts.php With the economy in the hands of Mos Eisley bandits and your personal finances in ruins, this is going to be a difficult holiday shopping season. Thankfully there is a retailer that not only understands your budgetary restraints, but also respects your delicate and uncompromising sensibilities. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bradford-exchange-gifts.php viconia@somethingawful.com (Vera "Viconia" Lynn) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/halloween-jackolanterns.php The SA Forum Goons share their scary Jack-o'-Lanterns! Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/halloween-jackolanterns.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/district-bulletin-god.php Recently, alas, a boast passed Dorroile's glistening teeth that could not be ignored. Our hearing of it was not perfect, said as it was in a noisome atmosphere of Dorroile's own devising, but reasonably certain are we of the general ideage: that Dorroile either has or is a god. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/district-bulletin-god.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/muldrake-leftards-fonda.php Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/muldrake-leftards-fonda.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wendy-show-october.php An archive of episode descriptions for TV's The Wendy Show from October 1st through October 15th. These descriptions are made available to security clearances Ruby-4 and higher. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wendy-show-october.php salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Ian "Salmon Season" Golding) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/coward-tips.php I know you probably think that if you were in a war, you would do something brave like jump on a grenade, and I dont want to ruin your imagination, but how do you expect to do something that powerful when your cowardice permeates your every move? Maybe you should try following these tips. Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/coward-tips.php frontalotsa@gmail.com (The Creepy Eights) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/jacko-lives.php This Is It is a fitting send-off, The House of the Devil is a diamond in the rough, Ong Bak 2 is a miserable failure and...Halloween Movies That Don't Suck! Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/jacko-lives.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/borderlands-port-torchlight.php Borderlands is amazing once you get past the cumbersome menus, disable mouse acceleration, then adjust the field of view until it's closer to that of a human with two eyes instead of a cyclops with horse blinders on. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/borderlands-port-torchlight.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bird-face-suit.php I am almost certain it is not an owl. My ex-girlfriend believed it to be a penguin, and her stubbornness on the matter greatly contributed to our separation. Hello, Tracy, penguins aren't even birds. They're warm-blooded. Christ. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/bird-face-suit.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/indiana-ghost-trackers.php Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/indiana-ghost-trackers.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (AJ Tucker) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tucker-iss-halloween.php ISS Mission Commander AJ Tucker has a long and very distressing history with Halloween. Unfortunately, the Young Astronauts program is celebrating Halloween. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tucker-iss-halloween.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/porcupine-tree-incident.php Is Porcupine Tree too prog? No, not prog enough. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/porcupine-tree-incident.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/halloween-trick-treat.php This year, Halloween fell on a weekend. The SA forums goons went trick-or-treating. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/halloween-trick-treat.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween.php Reunited and it feels so TERRIFYING! Dr. Thorpe and Zack return with the 2009 edition of their annual Halloween costume reviews. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/season-witch-cochran.php "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" marked a notable departure for the franchise, in that it was not a horror film about a serial killer but instead a documentary about the rise and fall of a colorful toy magnate. Something Awful has a treat for you: An interview with that movie's controversial central figure, Conal Cochran. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/season-witch-cochran.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cliffsnotes-manga.php Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/cliffsnotes-manga.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cavelife-facebook-game.php Josh says to heck with the surface world! He's headin' underground to start anew in CaveLife, the fun new game where you get your own virtual cave to decorate with awesome stalagmites and more! Play free now! Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cavelife-facebook-game.php viconia@somethingawful.com (Vera "Viconia" Lynn) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mspaint-csi-investigator.php The SA forum goons jump into the shoes of a Crime Scene Investigator! Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/mspaint-csi-investigator.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-24.php Your heavenly dad (me) is ready to have his story blossom into the big screen sure to be a block buster....!! Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-24.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Johnny "DocEvil" Titanium) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff10-26-09.php Forum Friday's Monday focuses on some of the most notable recent threads on the SA forums. If you don't read them, or at the very least, pretend to be interested while you glance at the list, then you're dumb according to me! Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/forum-fridays/ff10-26-09.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/fetish-tots.php Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/fetish-tots.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Stan Freeman, CIA) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/black-cia-operative.php African-American black ops agent Stan Freeman has had just about enough of his bosses and coworkers at the CIA. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/black-cia-operative.php kewpuh@somethingawful.com (Chris "Kewpuh" Binkley) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/steampunk-forum.php Aces! Good sir, it appears as if you have finally completed this airship contraption. Egads! Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/steampunk-forum.php frontalotsa@gmail.com (The Crazy Eights) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/amelia.php Amelia sucks, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell sucks, The Vampire's Assistant sucks (get it?), Saw VI's OK and Astro Boy's slightly better than OK. Also, Movies That Don't Suck. Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/current-movie-reviews/amelia.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/klingon.php Some fat Star Trek nerd (yeah that narrows it down) teaches us Klingon. QLEPLACH! Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/klingon.php ctstalker@somethingawful.com (Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/indie-games-preview.php The last few years have been good for independent games and incredible for bullshit indie games. If you can combine a slightly altered version of fl0w with a gameplay mechanic from another game you didn't make, you're golden. Incorporate some vague symbolism and/or text that tries way too hard to be clever and you're this week's game of the year. Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/indie-games-preview.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/foxmas-furry-relocated.php Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/foxmas-furry-relocated.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/military-comic-afghanistan.php Those crack-me-up troops from the US Military are at it again and up to their same old hijinks in an all new war. Rejoin GI Army Funnies as they deploy to Afghanistan. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/military-comic-afghanistan.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller and Jesse "kingcobweb" Mason) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tiesto-trance-conspiracy.php Undercover correspondent Jesse 'kingcobweb' Mason reveals the truth about trance. Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/garbage-day/tiesto-trance-conspiracy.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/childrens-book-movies.php Let the wild rumpus start! Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/childrens-book-movies.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-rogue-trader.php Steve and Zack discuss the Warhammer 40,000 book that got it all started. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-rogue-trader.php bobservo@somethingawful.com ("Spooky" Steve Whorter) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/halloween-albums-review.php Spooky Steve dishes the dirt on this season's spookiest sound effects CDs! Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/halloween-albums-review.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/pj-bearstein-arthur.php Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/pj-bearstein-arthur.php occupyjapan@somethingawful.com (Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/falcon-dragon-chicken.php A man wants his chicken, the most annoying wrestling fan and Balloon Kid kicks it old school. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/falcon-dragon-chicken.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/animocracy-in-action.php For you see, Jerry, I had a revelation. What came to me was the idea for a perfect utopian society, one where people live according to tenets put forth by the wisest characters from manga and anime. It's better than democracy, Jerry. It's animocracy. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/animocracy-in-action.php viconia@somethingawful.com (Vera "Viconia" Lynn) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/faces-barack-obama.php The SA forum goons have big plans for the president's head. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/faces-barack-obama.php davidthorpe@somethingawful.com (Dr. David Thorpe) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/being-a-genius.php When a genius looks at a tree, he instantly takes in not just its natural beauty but its scientific complexity: the ornate fractal patterns of its branches; the inscrutable calculus of its emotions; the gentle hissing of its photosynthesis. A genius like me has upwards of four thoughts about a tree before he even leans in to take a bite of it. Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/being-a-genius.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/clown-forum.php Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/clown-forum.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Your Neighbor Doug) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/pedantic-complaints.php A gangbang can be a great thing, but even great things have flaws. Let's acknowledge those flaws and that way we can make a great thing (gangbangs) even greater. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/pedantic-complaints.php shmorky@somethingawful.com (AN ASSHOLE) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/the-stupid-book.php stupid book Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/daily-dirt/the-stupid-book.php