http://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/Many people love to threaten to sue us. Luckily we have both Leonard "J." Crabs and common sense on our side, thus enabling us to easily defeat such trivialities. Remember - when you're on the Internet, you can threaten to sue for anything!en-usjeffrey+editor@somethingawful.comjeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.comThu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:08 GMTweb2.0rss.com.farthttp://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.pnghttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/14455http://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/jones-soda-lawsuit/1/I previously thought Jones Soda was supposed to be "cool" and "hip." Now I find out they're "assholes" with "lawyers." Watch as they attempt to sue us! webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/8715/Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/macnachtan-dog-lawsuit/1/Crazy dog hair sweater woman teams up with an internet private investigator to bring down the criminal empire that is Something Awful.webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/6654/Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/crazy-doll-lady/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4244/Wed, 15 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-thread-state/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/3545/Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-ultimate/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2790/Mon, 11 Apr 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-limitless/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/2706/Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-emerald/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/89/Mon, 19 Nov 2001 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-david/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/88/Mon, 07 May 2001 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-snafu/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/87/Tue, 29 Aug 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-kharibdus/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/86/Mon, 12 Jun 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-0cool/1/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/84/Fri, 10 Mar 2000 00:00:00 GMThttp://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-era/webmaster@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka)http://www.somethingawful.com/a/85/Fri, 10 Mar 2000 00:00:00 GMT