Thu, 12 Jan 2012 11:00:00 +0000 Johnston Checks In Levi "HOckey" Johnston is a pro writer now and hockey expert since forever. He comments regularly on family life, politics, Alaska, hockey, vag, babies, babes, 4x4s, hunting, and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, and he was engaged to Bristol Palin and had one (two) kids with her, so...I can put anything here? He also fights like a devil and pounds poon like a demon. He's pretty much unbelievable. His life is a raw adventure to the root. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com Something Awful http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/index.php 144 42 Johnston Checks In: BRISTOL IS QUITTING HOLLYWOOD hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-quitting-hollywood.php Levi Johnston refutes the bitter charges of Bristol Palin on her way out of Hollywood, plus updated coverage on the Republican presidential primary. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-quitting-hollywood.php Johnston Checks In: 2011" NOTHING LEFT BUT BULLSHIT (EFF THIS YEAR) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gop-year.php Levi Johnston reviews the year of GOP primary politics. Sort of. Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gop-year.php Johnston Checks In: TRAPPED IN NEWT GRINCH'S FARTY HEARSE, SEND WEED hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-newt-rises.php Dismayed over Cain's withdrawal from the GOP race, Levi is haunted by Bachmann and finds little joy following Newt Gingrich. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-newt-rises.php Johnston Checks In: I ACCUSE HARRASSER MITCH ROMNEY OF PUSHING MY EYELIDS CLOSED AND MAKING ME SNORE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-cain-scandal.php Levi Johnston defends Herman Cain and levels a charge at one of Cain's opponents. Thu, 10 Nov 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-cain-scandal.php Johnston Checks In: RICH PERRY IS OUT TIME TO RAISE SOME CAIN hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-herman-cain.php Levi splits with the failing Rick Perry campaign and joins forces with Herman Cain. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-herman-cain.php Johnston Checks In: SPECIAL REPORT: MRS. PALIN HUMPS BLACK DUDES AT COKE PARTIES hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/rogue-glen-rice.php Levi offers some revelations about Sarah Palin, but is stymied by the release of a competing tell-all book about the Palins. Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/rogue-glen-rice.php Johnston Checks In: REPORT IN THE FIELD OF POST DEBATE SHIT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-presidential-debate.php Levi attends the Republican debate and lands interviews with several of the candidates. Thu, 08 Sep 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-presidential-debate.php Johnston Checks In: PIPER PALIN PLEASE LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-mercede-feud.php Mercede Johnston's Playboy interview touches off a dangerous feud with Piper Palin. Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-mercede-feud.php Johnston Checks In: ARE YALL READY TO SEE MY SISTER'S LANDING STRIP? hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-playboy-levi.php Levi's sister is posing nude, his book is coming soon and he might not be running for mayor. Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-playboy-levi.php Johnston Checks In: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MRS. PALIN (YOU'RE ON MY JURY) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/prison-jury-duty.php Sarah Palin interrupts her bus tour for jury duty and may just wind up a part of Levi's felony duck call theft case. Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/prison-jury-duty.php Johnston Checks In: WIENERS AND MRS. PALIN VACATION BUS TO PLACES SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-wiener-revere.php Levi analyzes the Wiener scandal, Sarah Palin's history bona fides, and Piper Palin's dangerous side. Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-wiener-revere.php Johnston Checks In: !!EXLUSCIVE!!! TRUE DOPE FROM MY UPCOMING BEST-SELLER BOOK hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/headlights-levi-palin.php Levi Johnston reveals the cover and provides exclusive excerpts of his new book, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs." Thu, 12 May 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/headlights-levi-palin.php Johnston Checks In: ILL GIVE YOU A MESSED UP BABY FOR YOUR CAREER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-impregnation-service.php Jealous of Bristol Palin's success on the speaking circuit, Levi offers his service as a baby maker. Thu, 14 Apr 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-impregnation-service.php Johnston Checks In: HEY I ALSO DO PRANK CALLS TO FAMOUS POLITICIANS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/scott-walker-prank.php In the aftermath of the Governor Scott Walker prank call Levi Johnston reveals some of his own telephone pranks. Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/scott-walker-prank.php Johnston Checks In: MY ADVICE TO MY SISTER FOR HER PORNO SHOOT: PAM SPRAY YOUR BOOTYHOLE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-willow-playboy.php Levi discovers his sister will be appearing in Playboy and receives a nasty email from Willow Palin. Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-willow-playboy.php Johnston Checks In: WORKING HARD AT HARDLY WORKING hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-blood-libel.php Levi blithely confronts the events in Arizona and then wallows in self pity over his job hunt difficulties. Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-blood-libel.php Johnston Checks In: MY 2011 NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/new-years-revolutions.php Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston celebrates the new year and addresses his plans for an eventful 2011. Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/new-years-revolutions.php Johnston Checks In: HEY MITCH ROMNEY, YOU GOT ANY HOT DAUGHTERS? hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-romney-inception.php Levi Johnston decides to change course and seeks a new partner in...whatever it is he does. Thu, 16 Dec 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-romney-inception.php Johnston Checks In: WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO CAME DANCING BACK TO WASILLA hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-book-bristol.php Levi rejoices in Bristol's failure on Dancing With the Stars, discusses Sarah Palin's new book, and makes a business investment involving wildlife. Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-book-bristol.php Johnston Checks In: EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: WILLOW PALINS OTHER FACEBOOK BLOWOUT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/facebook-willow-palin.php Willow Palin's recent f-word remarks on Facebook are not the first time she's had an outburst on the popular social networking site. Levi reveals a previous incident. Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/facebook-willow-palin.php Johnston Checks In: FUHHHHHH I SHOULDA RUN FOR CONGRESS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-congress-wasilla.php The results of the midterms force Levi Johnston to reconsider channeling his political energies into a Wasilla mayoral run. Thu, 04 Nov 2010 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-congress-wasilla.php Johnston Checks In: DID SARAH PALIN GET BOOED? "BOOOOOOOOO!" YEP. hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/lawrence-odonnell-mayor.php Levi Johnston confronts the same questions Katie Couric used to nearly ruin Sarah Palin. Thu, 30 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/lawrence-odonnell-mayor.php Johnston Checks In: I AM A STAY AT HOME LATCHKEY DAD hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/dancing-paladino-odonnell.php Levi copes with Bristol's first Dancing With the Stars appearance and focuses his energy on child-rearing. Thu, 23 Sep 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/dancing-paladino-odonnell.php Johnston Checks In: BRISTOL THE STARS ARE DANCING AT YOU NOT WITH YOU hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-dancing-stars.php Levi Johnston comments on Bristol's TV career and some unfavorable polling from PPP. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-dancing-stars.php Johnston Checks In: MY NEW SHOW IDEA: LEVI JOHNSTON'S ZERO POPULATION GROWTH hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/zero-population-levi.php A dangerous hostage situation at Discovery Channel leads Levi Johnston to new opportunities. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/zero-population-levi.php Johnston Checks In: MY SIX OR SEVEN POINT PLAN TO FIX WASILLA AND SCHOOL ECONOMY hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-wasilla-mayor.php Levi Johnston details his plans to become the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-wasilla-mayor.php Johnston Checks In: I MIGHT OF GOT SIX GIRLS PREGNANT LAST WEEK hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-split.php Levi Johnston luridly details the tragic dissolution of his second engagement to Bristol Palin. Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-split.php Johnston Checks In: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES!!! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-bristol-engaged.php Levi Johnston announces his re-engagement to Bristol Palin, explains his motivation and how he's coping with his new celibacy. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-bristol-engaged.php Johnston Checks In: Brawny Ass Ice Fishing TV Show w/ Video From Gay Channel hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-dlist-bravo.php Levi relives his eventful appearance on Kathy Griffin My Life on the D List by using video and anecdotes. Plus, commentary on Al Gore, Friday Night Lights, and terrapin-powered cars. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-dlist-bravo.php Johnston Checks In: FREE AT LAST, PIMP AS EVER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-speaking-jail.php Levi Johnston tells the story of his recent stint in Wasilla lockup, his mom's past affair with a cast member of Deadliest Catch, Bristol's speaking fees, and things Todd Palin does when he thinks nobody is looking. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-speaking-jail.php Johnston Checks In: REPLIES TO THE MEDIA FANS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-benfolds.php Levi Johnston responds to interview requests from the media and reviews a fan tribute song. Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-benfolds.php Johnston Checks In: SHIT IS UNREAL! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gaga-wasilla.php Levi confronts Sarah Palin for interfering in his life and describes an unusual weekend. Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gaga-wasilla.php Johnston Checks In: SOME MATERIAL I BEEN WORKING ON hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-levi-standup.php Levi is overshadowed by Sarah Palin as he tries to get his stand up comedy career off the ground. Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-levi-standup.php Johnston Checks In: GOT TO GET HOLLYWOOD PAID hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-hollywood-movie.php Levi unveils his plans for a major Hollywood blockbuster entitled "Check Point" and how it can solve his financial woes. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-hollywood-movie.php Johnston Checks In: GOODBYE CRUEL BULLSHIT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/death-levi-johnston.php Levi Johnston makes a startling announcement mostly unrelated to hockey and babies. Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/death-levi-johnston.php Johnston Checks In: MY PROPOSEL TO MSNBC: GIMME A EFFIN SHOW hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOSTER" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-msnbc-show.php Levi Johnston discusses Sarah Palin joining Fox News, the book Game Changers, and his own possible TV show on MSNBC. Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-msnbc-show.php Johnston Checks In: 99 PROBLEMS AND PALINS ARE EM ALL hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-custody-suit.php Levi Johnston responds to the lawsuit filed by Bristol suing for custody of their son, Tripp. He also threatens someone named Tony. Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-custody-suit.php Johnston Checks In: CALl ME ASHTON KUTHER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/going-rogue-pranks.php Levi Johnston pranks some angry Sarah Palin supporters on Yahoo and rants about Sarah Palin's Going Rogue bus. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/going-rogue-pranks.php Johnston Checks In: LEVI SAYS RELAX hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (RICKY HOLLYWOOD) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/ricky-hollywood-levi.php Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin's attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/ricky-hollywood-levi.php Johnston Checks In: I AM JUST ABOUT DONE WITH SARAH PALIN hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-levi-oprah.php Levi Johnston announces plans to seek joint custody of his children and offers a prebuttal for Sarah Palin's upcoming Oprah visit. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-levi-oprah.php Johnston Checks In: PRESS RELEASE: LEVI JOHNSTON TO THRILL EM WITH HIS DICK OUT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-playgirl.php An official press release from the Johnston camp on his upcoming Playgirl appearance. Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-playgirl.php Johnston Checks In: I GUESS I WILL ANSWER YOUR STUPID EMAILS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-email-respond.php Levi "HOckey" Johnston responds to reader emails and discusses recent developments in politics and his life. Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-email-respond.php Johnston Checks In: VANNITY FAIR SECRETS REVEALED hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-vanity-fair.php Levi Johnston discusses his recent tell-all interview with Vanity Fair and his adventures in New York City. Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-vanity-fair.php Johnston Checks In: FOR FUCKS SAKE PUT ME ON THE BACHOLER ALREADY, YOU STUPID TV N-WORDS!!! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-kathy-griffin.php Levi Johnston talks Trig being sentenced to death, his Hollywood love life, and Palin. Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-kathy-griffin.php Johnston Checks In: MY CAREER TRANSJECTORY IS INTACT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-palin-resigns.php Levi Johnston comments on Sarah Palin's resignation, Trig's pro-wrestling career, and offers excerpts from his upcoming book. Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-palin-resigns.php Johnston Checks In: APOLOGY NOT EXCEPTED, DOUCHELOAD hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-toughman-letterman.php Levi Johnston introduces his new column, tackles the Letterman controversy, and announces his Toughman competition plan. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-toughman-letterman.php Johnston Checks In: People is Underminding My TRUCE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-people-cover.php Levi Johnston expresses his outrage over a recent People magazine cover story featuring Bristol Palin and their son Tripp. Thu, 28 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-people-cover.php Johnston Checks In: Things I Can't Do With My Son No More hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-tripp.php Fresh off his visit with Larry King, a heartbroken Levi Johnston pens an open letter to his son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-tripp.php Johnston Checks In: The Johnstons Just Blipsed Up in Your Media, Bitches! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-tyra.php Levi Johnston gives his account of appearing on the Tyra Banks show and describes his family's recent media tour. Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-tyra.php Johnston Checks In: STATE OF THE JOHNSTON: PISSED hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-breakup.php Levi Johnston curses his sister, laments his split with Bristol Palin, and hopes to rekindle romance. Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-breakup.php