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		<description>Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston is a pro writer now and hockey expert since forever. He comments regularly on family life, politics, Alaska, hockey, vag, babies, babes, 4x4s, hunting, and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, and he was engaged to Bristol Palin and had one (two) kids with her, so...I can put anything here? He also fights like a devil and pounds poon like a demon. He&#039;s pretty much unbelievable. His life is a raw adventure to the root.</description>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: SOME MATERIAL I BEEN WORKING ON</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi is overshadowed by Sarah Palin as he tries to get his stand up comedy career off the ground.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: GOT TO GET HOLLYWOOD PAID</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi unveils his plans for a major Hollywood blockbuster entitled &quot;Check Point&quot; and how it can solve his financial woes.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: GOODBYE CRUEL BULLSHIT</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston makes a startling announcement mostly unrelated to hockey and babies.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: MY PROPOSEL TO MSNBC: GIMME A EFFIN SHOW</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOSTER&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston discusses Sarah Palin joining Fox News, the book Game Changers, and his own possible TV show on MSNBC.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: 99 PROBLEMS AND PALINS ARE EM ALL</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston responds to the lawsuit filed by Bristol suing for custody of their son, Tripp. He also threatens someone named Tony. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: CALl ME ASHTON KUTHER</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston pranks some angry Sarah Palin supporters on Yahoo and rants about Sarah Palin&#039;s Going Rogue bus.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: LEVI SAYS RELAX</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston responds to more of Sarah Palin&#039;s attacks as his alter ego, Ricky Hollywood.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: I AM JUST ABOUT DONE WITH SARAH PALIN</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston announces plans to seek joint custody of his children and offers a prebuttal for Sarah Palin&#039;s upcoming Oprah visit.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: PRESS RELEASE: LEVI JOHNSTON TO THRILL EM WITH HIS DICK OUT</title>
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			<description>An official press release from the Johnston camp on his upcoming Playgirl appearance.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: I GUESS I WILL ANSWER YOUR STUPID EMAILS</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston responds to reader emails and discusses recent developments in politics and his life.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: VANNITY FAIR SECRETS REVEALED</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston discusses his recent tell-all interview with Vanity Fair and his adventures in New York City. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: FOR FUCKS SAKE PUT ME ON THE BACHOLER ALREADY, YOU STUPID TV N-WORDS!!!</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston talks Trig being sentenced to death, his Hollywood love life, and Palin.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: MY CAREER TRANSJECTORY IS INTACT</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston comments on Sarah Palin&#039;s resignation, Trig&#039;s pro-wrestling career, and offers excerpts from his upcoming book.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: APOLOGY NOT EXCEPTED, DOUCHELOAD</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston introduces his new column, tackles the Letterman controversy, and announces his Toughman competition plan.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: People is Underminding My TRUCE</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston expresses his outrage over a recent People magazine cover story featuring Bristol Palin and their son Tripp. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: Things I Can&#039;t Do With My Son No More</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Fresh off his visit with Larry King, a heartbroken Levi Johnston pens an open letter to his son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: The Johnstons Just Blipsed Up in Your Media, Bitches!</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston gives his account of appearing on the Tyra Banks show and describes his family&#039;s recent media tour.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: STATE OF THE JOHNSTON: PISSED</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston curses his sister, laments his split with Bristol Palin, and hopes to rekindle romance. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: WHERE THE SHIT IS MY TV SHOW???</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston is back to talk about Bristol&#039;s recent interview with Fox News, getting his own TV show, and much more!</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: SO LONG 2008 YOU FAGGOT YEAR</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston talks about the dramatic birth of his son, what it means to be a dad, and how he looks back on 2008.</description>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: FUCK CHRISTMAS: I HATE YOU SHERRY JOHNSTON</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston spreads holiday cheer and opens up about his mother&#039;s arrest and his impending baby.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: HIGH AS HELL LIGHTS: LEVi JOHNSTON&#039;S SPECIAL ELECTED PROJECT</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston bids farewell and spills the beans on some of the McCain campaign&#039;s juiciest secrets. Don&#039;t feel sad, as long as there is hockey he will have a home.</description>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: CALM THE FUCK DOWN! The JOHNSTON is in......</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi Johnston is back on the campaign trail with some observations and an interview with the AP!</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: BIDENG OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW &lt;--JO BIDEN ON THURSDAY</title>
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			<description>Hockey expert Levi Johnston reunites with Bristol Palin and unleashes both barrels of his anger on an unfair media and Joe Biden.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: DRAMA AND CRISIS AND I AM SUSPENDIN MY SHIT</title>
			<author>hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi &quot;HOckey&quot; Johnston)</author>
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			<description>Levi &quot;Hockey&quot; Johnston, father of Bristol Palin&#039;s baby, bemoans the status of his relationship since his return to Alaska. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: OBAMNA HIJACKED INTO MRS. PALINS EMAIL!!!!</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston returns to defend Sarah Palin from email account hijackers and to set the record straight about Barack Obama. </description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: THANKS FOR THE EMAILS FAGGOTS</title>
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			<description>Levi Johnston only intended to write a single article, but he was inundated with emails critical of his tone and content. He has decided to respond to his critics in a blistering new article sure to make them rethink their emails.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Johnston Checks In: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP AMERICA???</title>
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			<description>America is getting its first look at the Palin clan, but one figure is anxious to introduce himself to America. Levi Johnston is Bristol Palin&#039;s boyfriend and the father of her unborn child. He likes hockey and getting messed up.</description>
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