Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:00:00 +0000 Johnston Checks In Levi "HOckey" Johnston is a pro writer now and hockey expert since forever. He comments regularly on family life, politics, Alaska, hockey, vag, babies, babes, 4x4s, hunting, and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, and he was engaged to Bristol Palin and had one (two) kids with her, so...I can put anything here? He also fights like a devil and pounds poon like a demon. He's pretty much unbelievable. His life is a raw adventure to the root. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com Something Awful http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/index.php 144 42 Johnston Checks In: I AM MONETIZING MY WEIRD TWEETS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-weird-twitter.php A financially struggling Levi turns to a possible career as a meme craftsman for money. Thu, 06 Jun 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-weird-twitter.php Johnston Checks In: MY BADASS UNDELIVERED SPEECH TO CPACK hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/chumlee-cpac-palin.php Levi Johnston is shunned at CPAC even though he and Chumlee hold the key to saving the Republican party. Thu, 21 Mar 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/chumlee-cpac-palin.php Johnston Checks In: YOU CAN'T TRUST A RACCOON TO HARLEM SHAKE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/harlem-meme-subway.php Levi Johnston tries to get in on the latest meme while doing community service at a wildlife shelter. Thu, 14 Feb 2013 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/harlem-meme-subway.php Johnston Checks In: YOU CAN HAVE MY GUNS FROM MY GOLDED HANDS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/gun-control-nra.php Avid hunter and outdoorsman, Levi Johnston, weighs in on the current gun control controversy. Thu, 17 Jan 2013 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/gun-control-nra.php Johnston Checks In: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, MITCH! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-pumping-gas.php A concerned Levi tries to console Mitt Romney following his defeat. Thu, 06 Dec 2012 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-pumping-gas.php Johnston Checks In: I'M MARRIED AND AMERICA IS ABOUT TO GET A DIVORCE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/election-spring-break.php Levi Johnston is newly married and dealing with a financial crisis and the fallout from an election. Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/election-spring-break.php Johnston Checks In: LEVI JOHNTONS OFFICIAL DEBATE TIPS FOR JOBI (JOE BIDEN) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-biden-ryan.php Upset by Barack Obama's brutal defeat in the first debate, Levi Johnston sets out to even things up by coaching Joe Biden. Thu, 11 Oct 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-biden-ryan.php Johnston Checks In: OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW (DAUGHTER) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-beretta-breeze.php Levi Johnston's daughter is born, he encounters an eyeball, plus Mitt Romney's 47% comments Thu, 20 Sep 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-beretta-breeze.php Johnston Checks In: MY COVERAGE OF 2012 RNC CONVETION IS ******ED UP!! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-2012-rnc.php Levi Johnston has a strange and harrowing visit to the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa. Thu, 30 Aug 2012 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/johnston-2012-rnc.php Johnston Checks In: I CAN'T EVEN COUNTENANTS THIS LUDICROUS SHIT ABOUT ABORTIONS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-todd-aikin.php Levi weighs in on a woman's right to choose, teases his convention coverage, and explains his plans to undergo a sweat lodge. Thu, 23 Aug 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-todd-aikin.php Johnston Checks In: THE F-WORD SCANDAL AND THE P-WORD WRECKIN' hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-tripp-bristol.php Levi Johnston is furious about Tripp's use of the word "faggot" on TV and anticipates the start of Todd Palin's TV show. Thu, 09 Aug 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-tripp-bristol.php Johnston Checks In: CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ALASKA PITBULL CONCERT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-pitbull-kodiak.php Levi learns about rapper Pitbull's trip to Kodiak, Alaska and ignores the warning of the great owl spirit. Thu, 19 Jul 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-pitbull-kodiak.php Johnston Checks In: I DESERVE A CUT OF AVANDIA $3 BILLION FOR MY HEART ATTACKS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-avandia-lawsuit.php Levi Johnston admits to using the diabetes drug Avandia and suffering a series of crippling heart attacks. Thu, 05 Jul 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-avandia-lawsuit.php Johnston Checks In: TODD AND BRISTOL BOTH GET TV SHOWS??? COME ON!!!! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/stars-earn-stripes.php Todd Palin is getting his own reality gameshow, Bristol's show debuts, and Levi can't stand it. Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/stars-earn-stripes.php Johnston Checks In: JOB SHADOWING DONALD TRUMP LEADS TO GREAT WISDOM hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/kolob-fj-todd.php Levi Johnston ends up on the path to enlightenment while job shadowing Donald Trump. Thu, 31 May 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/kolob-fj-todd.php Johnston Checks In: HOLD UP, "GAY MARRIAGE" MEANS DUDES MARRYING?? hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/obama-gay-marriage.php Levi talks baby names and comes to terms with his feelings about gay marriage. Thu, 10 May 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/obama-gay-marriage.php Johnston Checks In: I'M GONNA BE A FRIGGIN DAD AGAIN hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-baby-sunny.php Great dad Levi Johnston celebrates the upcoming birth of his latest baby. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-baby-sunny.php Johnston Checks In: SUPREME COURT DECIDES: WE'RE DOUCHEBAGS WHO TAKE FOREVER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-covers-obamacare.php Levi Johnston is kicked off the GOP campaign trail and winds up covering the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare. Thu, 29 Mar 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-covers-obamacare.php Johnston Checks In: LAME CHANGE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/game-change-palin.php Levi Johnston wakes up with a pretzel stuck to his face and hammers out a review of HBO's "Game Change." Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/game-change-palin.php Johnston Checks In: BRISTOL IS QUITTING HOLLYWOOD hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-quitting-hollywood.php Levi Johnston refutes the bitter charges of Bristol Palin on her way out of Hollywood, plus updated coverage on the Republican presidential primary. Thu, 12 Jan 2012 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-quitting-hollywood.php Johnston Checks In: 2011" NOTHING LEFT BUT BULLSHIT (EFF THIS YEAR) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gop-year.php Levi Johnston reviews the year of GOP primary politics. Sort of. Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-gop-year.php Johnston Checks In: TRAPPED IN NEWT GRINCH'S FARTY HEARSE, SEND WEED hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-newt-rises.php Dismayed over Cain's withdrawal from the GOP race, Levi is haunted by Bachmann and finds little joy following Newt Gingrich. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-newt-rises.php Johnston Checks In: I ACCUSE HARRASSER MITCH ROMNEY OF PUSHING MY EYELIDS CLOSED AND MAKING ME SNORE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-cain-scandal.php Levi Johnston defends Herman Cain and levels a charge at one of Cain's opponents. Thu, 10 Nov 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-cain-scandal.php Johnston Checks In: RICH PERRY IS OUT TIME TO RAISE SOME CAIN hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-herman-cain.php Levi splits with the failing Rick Perry campaign and joins forces with Herman Cain. Thu, 13 Oct 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-herman-cain.php Johnston Checks In: SPECIAL REPORT: MRS. PALIN HUMPS BLACK DUDES AT COKE PARTIES hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/rogue-glen-rice.php Levi offers some revelations about Sarah Palin, but is stymied by the release of a competing tell-all book about the Palins. Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/rogue-glen-rice.php Johnston Checks In: REPORT IN THE FIELD OF POST DEBATE SHIT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-presidential-debate.php Levi attends the Republican debate and lands interviews with several of the candidates. Thu, 08 Sep 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-presidential-debate.php Johnston Checks In: PIPER PALIN PLEASE LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-mercede-feud.php Mercede Johnston's Playboy interview touches off a dangerous feud with Piper Palin. Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-mercede-feud.php Johnston Checks In: ARE YALL READY TO SEE MY SISTER'S LANDING STRIP? hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-playboy-levi.php Levi's sister is posing nude, his book is coming soon and he might not be running for mayor. Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-playboy-levi.php Johnston Checks In: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MRS. PALIN (YOU'RE ON MY JURY) hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/prison-jury-duty.php Sarah Palin interrupts her bus tour for jury duty and may just wind up a part of Levi's felony duck call theft case. Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/prison-jury-duty.php Johnston Checks In: WIENERS AND MRS. PALIN VACATION BUS TO PLACES SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-wiener-revere.php Levi analyzes the Wiener scandal, Sarah Palin's history bona fides, and Piper Palin's dangerous side. Thu, 09 Jun 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/piper-wiener-revere.php Johnston Checks In: !!EXLUSCIVE!!! TRUE DOPE FROM MY UPCOMING BEST-SELLER BOOK hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/headlights-levi-palin.php Levi Johnston reveals the cover and provides exclusive excerpts of his new book, "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs." Thu, 12 May 2011 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/headlights-levi-palin.php Johnston Checks In: ILL GIVE YOU A MESSED UP BABY FOR YOUR CAREER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-impregnation-service.php Jealous of Bristol Palin's success on the speaking circuit, Levi offers his service as a baby maker. Thu, 14 Apr 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-impregnation-service.php Johnston Checks In: HEY I ALSO DO PRANK CALLS TO FAMOUS POLITICIANS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/scott-walker-prank.php In the aftermath of the Governor Scott Walker prank call Levi Johnston reveals some of his own telephone pranks. Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/scott-walker-prank.php Johnston Checks In: MY ADVICE TO MY SISTER FOR HER PORNO SHOOT: PAM SPRAY YOUR BOOTYHOLE hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-willow-playboy.php Levi discovers his sister will be appearing in Playboy and receives a nasty email from Willow Palin. Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mercede-willow-playboy.php Johnston Checks In: WORKING HARD AT HARDLY WORKING hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-blood-libel.php Levi blithely confronts the events in Arizona and then wallows in self pity over his job hunt difficulties. Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-blood-libel.php Johnston Checks In: MY 2011 NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/new-years-revolutions.php Future Wasilla mayor Levi Johnston celebrates the new year and addresses his plans for an eventful 2011. Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/new-years-revolutions.php Johnston Checks In: HEY MITCH ROMNEY, YOU GOT ANY HOT DAUGHTERS? hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-romney-inception.php Levi Johnston decides to change course and seeks a new partner in...whatever it is he does. Thu, 16 Dec 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/mitt-romney-inception.php Johnston Checks In: WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO CAME DANCING BACK TO WASILLA hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-book-bristol.php Levi rejoices in Bristol's failure on Dancing With the Stars, discusses Sarah Palin's new book, and makes a business investment involving wildlife. Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/palin-book-bristol.php Johnston Checks In: EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: WILLOW PALINS OTHER FACEBOOK BLOWOUT hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/facebook-willow-palin.php Willow Palin's recent f-word remarks on Facebook are not the first time she's had an outburst on the popular social networking site. Levi reveals a previous incident. Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/facebook-willow-palin.php Johnston Checks In: FUHHHHHH I SHOULDA RUN FOR CONGRESS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-congress-wasilla.php The results of the midterms force Levi Johnston to reconsider channeling his political energies into a Wasilla mayoral run. Thu, 04 Nov 2010 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-congress-wasilla.php Johnston Checks In: DID SARAH PALIN GET BOOED? "BOOOOOOOOO!" YEP. hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/lawrence-odonnell-mayor.php Levi Johnston confronts the same questions Katie Couric used to nearly ruin Sarah Palin. Thu, 30 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/lawrence-odonnell-mayor.php Johnston Checks In: I AM A STAY AT HOME LATCHKEY DAD hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/dancing-paladino-odonnell.php Levi copes with Bristol's first Dancing With the Stars appearance and focuses his energy on child-rearing. Thu, 23 Sep 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/dancing-paladino-odonnell.php Johnston Checks In: BRISTOL THE STARS ARE DANCING AT YOU NOT WITH YOU hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-dancing-stars.php Levi Johnston comments on Bristol's TV career and some unfavorable polling from PPP. Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-dancing-stars.php Johnston Checks In: MY NEW SHOW IDEA: LEVI JOHNSTON'S ZERO POPULATION GROWTH hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/zero-population-levi.php A dangerous hostage situation at Discovery Channel leads Levi Johnston to new opportunities. Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/zero-population-levi.php Johnston Checks In: MY SIX OR SEVEN POINT PLAN TO FIX WASILLA AND SCHOOL ECONOMY hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-wasilla-mayor.php Levi Johnston details his plans to become the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-wasilla-mayor.php Johnston Checks In: I MIGHT OF GOT SIX GIRLS PREGNANT LAST WEEK hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-split.php Levi Johnston luridly details the tragic dissolution of his second engagement to Bristol Palin. Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/bristol-levi-split.php Johnston Checks In: WE'RE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES!!! hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-bristol-engaged.php Levi Johnston announces his re-engagement to Bristol Palin, explains his motivation and how he's coping with his new celibacy. Thu, 15 Jul 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-bristol-engaged.php Johnston Checks In: Brawny Ass Ice Fishing TV Show w/ Video From Gay Channel hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-dlist-bravo.php Levi relives his eventful appearance on Kathy Griffin My Life on the D List by using video and anecdotes. Plus, commentary on Al Gore, Friday Night Lights, and terrapin-powered cars. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-dlist-bravo.php Johnston Checks In: FREE AT LAST, PIMP AS EVER hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-speaking-jail.php Levi Johnston tells the story of his recent stint in Wasilla lockup, his mom's past affair with a cast member of Deadliest Catch, Bristol's speaking fees, and things Todd Palin does when he thinks nobody is looking. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-speaking-jail.php Johnston Checks In: REPLIES TO THE MEDIA FANS hockey.johnston@yahoo.com (Levi "HOckey" Johnston) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-benfolds.php Levi Johnston responds to interview requests from the media and reviews a fan tribute song. Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-johnston-benfolds.php