Sat, 30 Aug 2008 06:00:00 +0000 "Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/index.php 144 42 khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/buttbongo.php I am seriously not trying to pick MMOs from Asia. It just happens. STOP MAKING SHITTY GAMES ASIA! Sat, 30 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/buttbongo.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/planeshift.php I have nothing to say about this game other than it sucks shit. Sat, 16 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/planeshift.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/domo.php Okay so I barely played this game because I got into the WotLK beta. Do you really blame me? Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/domo.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/pirates.php We be pirates this bi-week and we are a hardy crew of goons that do something. I can't pull off a pirate imitation. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/pirates.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/rumblefighter.php Rumble Fighter made me hate the entire fighting game genre. I already hated anime and the Korean game development industry but why did you bastards make me hate fighting games??? Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/rumblefighter.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/bloodymare.php Oh look Korea makes another shitty MMO. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/bloodymare.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/powerup.php I hated this game so much it actually made me want to waste energy. IBM helped make the worst (and possibly only) educational MMO. Jerks. Sat, 07 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/powerup.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ruin-online.php Seriously though, Age of Conan is going to be a pile of crap. Terrible graphics, Clunky interface, and naked people are the common points of Ruin Online and that horrible game. I don't even mention Age of Conan in my article! Sat, 24 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ruin-online.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/exteel.php Anime robots are the worst thing on this earth and should be purged in a giant robot holocaust. We already have trash dumps so there should be minimal expense. Sat, 10 May 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/exteel.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/gunz.php Gunz Online is another game that sucks ass. Not to say it is the worst game I have had to review but when you have to rip off Lord of the Rings (even though there is only one ring) for a video game you have gone too far! STAR WARS IS THE ONLY TRUE TRILOGY. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/gunz.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/asda.php ASDA Story is a pile of crap with stupid crap everywhere. Soulmates and vagina caves couldn't save this game from mediocracy. Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/asda.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/kartonline.php This time I review Kart Rider which is a giant Mario Kart rip off. The game is pretty horrible but I also included a piece of hate mail to make up for it. May the force be with you. Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/kartonline.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/darkandlight.php Dark and Light is basically a pile of garbage that I could have putt together by opening up my butt cheeks and pushing really hard. From now on I will be reviewing REALLY crappy MMOs made by teenagers. Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/darkandlight.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/kicksonline.php Come join me as I get kicked in the nuts online in Kicks Online! I wanted to eat the end of a gun every minute while playing this game! Hooray! Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/kicksonline.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/simsonline.php The Sims Online is still a pile of garbage. This article, however, may only be a small clump of garbage! Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/simsonline.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/mangafight.php I can't tell you how fucking much Kidney stones hurt. What also hurt was reviewing this piece of shit game. Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/mangafight.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ubo.php Balls a swingin' with Ultimate Baseball Online 2007. Wait, I meant bats not balls. Heh Balls don't swing in this game. Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ubo.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/tyrastudio.php After Anna Nicole Smith choked on painkillers, the dumbest person on the planet became Tyra Banks. This is her game. Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/tyrastudio.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/endlessforest.php Normally I review games of the MMORPG genre every two weeks but this article is a bit different since I am reviewing "The Endless Forest" which I don't think actually qualifies as a game. I would call it a chat room for people who want to be deer... but you can't actually chat. Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/endlessforest.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/driftcity.php This week we take a look at Drift City, a cell shaded car game that is only fun when harassing other players. Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/driftcity.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/knightonlineworld.php Knight Online World makes all the other games I have reviewed look like masterpieces. This time I brought along a few goons to suffer the same misery. Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/knightonlineworld.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/goonzu.php Join me as I enter the world of GoonZu. The latest piece of crap to push out of the bowels of Korea. Some features include: click and wait combat system, cat-rabbits, and stupid anime crap. Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/goonzu.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/dofus.php Are you ready for non-exciting mediocrity!? I wasn't! This game is boring! YIPPIE! Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/dofus.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ranonline.php Ran Online sets you in the future and back in college. The precision is so great in this game, it is like virtual reality. Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/ranonline.php khad@somethingawful.com (Steve "Khad" Grant) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/gekkeiju-online.php Some MMOs are crappy and some are crappy with creepy anime models in it. This week I take a look into the dark world that is 3D anime muds and will never be the same again. Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/gekkeiju-online.php robtg@somethingawful.com (Rob "RobTG" Graf) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/prison-server.php Ever wanted to spend life behind bars but too fat and lazy to get arrested? Well, thanks to PrisonServer you can get the whole prison experience without leaving the comfort of your chair! Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/prison-server.php robtg@somethingawful.com (Rob "RobTG" Graf) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/fiesta-mmo.php A look at Outspark's up and coming MMO and why it is officially the best game in Asia. Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/fiesta-mmo.php robtg@somethingawful.com (Rob "RobTG" Graf) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/granado-espada.php Set sail for a magnificent new world full of soulless clones and tentacle monsters. Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/granado-espada.php robtg@somethingawful.com (Rob "RobTG" Graf) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/albatross-golf.php Like golfing but aren't allowed to wear your favorite dragon shirt onto the green? Banned from the course after striking a fellow golfer with a key shaped club? Then Albatross 18 is the game for you! Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/albatross-golf.php