Wed, 09 Apr 2003 05:00:00 +0000 SA Story Time There exists a bewildering array of literary sub-genres ranging from cyberpunk and robot novels to psychic detective and romantic mystery novels. Each of these sub-genres become overrun with cliches almost as quickly as they are formed, and who wants to read the same books over and over again? Not us, and hopefully not you, which is why we are going to the trouble of distilling each of these genres into a short story so you won't ever have to waste your time at a book store again. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com Something Awful http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/index.php 144 42 SA Story Time: GI Hero Sergeant zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/gi-hero-sergeant.php Wed, 09 Apr 2003 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/gi-hero-sergeant.php SA Story Time: D.A.R.E. - The Comic zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/dare-the-comic.php Wed, 19 Feb 2003 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/dare-the-comic.php SA Story Time: The Seven Deadly Seasons zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/seven-deadly-seasons.php Thu, 06 Feb 2003 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/seven-deadly-seasons.php SA Story Time: The Oiled Chest of the Scarlet Buccaneer zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/oiled-chest-scarlet.php Wed, 15 Jan 2003 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/oiled-chest-scarlet.php SA Story Time: Super Happy Explosion Demon of Omi zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/super-happy-explosion.php Thu, 02 Jan 2003 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/super-happy-explosion.php SA Story Time: Everything I Say is Correct zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/everything-say-correct.php Wed, 18 Dec 2002 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/everything-say-correct.php SA Story Time: Failsafe of the Street Soldier zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/failsafe-street-soldier.php Wed, 04 Dec 2002 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/failsafe-street-soldier.php SA Story Time: The Big Game of the Rookie in the Outfield zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/big-game-rookie.php Thu, 21 Nov 2002 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/big-game-rookie.php SA Story Time: D.A.R.E. webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/dare.php Wed, 06 Nov 2002 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/dare.php SA Story Time: Wind of Crane and Ninja Revenge webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/wind-crane-ninja.php Wed, 23 Oct 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/wind-crane-ninja.php SA Story Time: Forgotten Worlds: Battle for the Forgotten Worlds webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/forgotten-worlds-battle.php Wed, 25 Sep 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/forgotten-worlds-battle.php SA Story Time: Darula webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/darula.php Wed, 11 Sep 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/darula.php SA Story Time: Do Clonal Yakuza Assassins Dream of Vat-Grown Sheep? webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/do-clonal-yakuza.php Wed, 28 Aug 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/do-clonal-yakuza.php SA Story Time: Time to Go Back (In Time) webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/time-go-back.php Wed, 14 Aug 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/time-go-back.php SA Story Time: Alien Invasion of the Planet of the Earth webmaster@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/alien-invasion-planet.php Wed, 31 Jul 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/sa-story-time/alien-invasion-planet.php