Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:00:00 +0000 Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/index.php en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/index.php 144 42 petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-pirates.php The pirates of Second Life go on a mission for mayhem by terrorizing villagers and firebombing their nemesis, the Privateer Prokofy Neva. Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-pirates.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/radical-philip-rosedale.php Analyzing a Rolling Stone interview of Second Life founder Philip Rosedale and video of voice chat shenanigans. Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/radical-philip-rosedale.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-blogs.php A summary of the lowlights of the Second Life blogging community, from ivory tower academics to upstart rebels to crazy conspirators Sat, 19 May 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-blogs.php petey@somethingawful.com (Professor Petey) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/secondlife-history-pictures.php An illustrated brief history of Second Life. Sat, 05 May 2007 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/secondlife-history-pictures.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/secondlife-sucks-reckoning.php Reviewing further efforts by Sweden to fuck with Second Life, Hillary Clinton's campaign base, and efforts to fill Second Life with virtual lawyers. Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/secondlife-sucks-reckoning.php petey@somethingawful.com (Peteaus of Sparta) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/spartan-army.php An ancient bard tells the story of how the Spartan 300 continued their brave battle for truth, freedom, and pederasty in a world beyond this one. Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/spartan-army.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/griefzilla-plastic-duck.php Metaverse Minutely reporter Houston Nutt reports on the rampaging Griefzilla, and explores his alleged backstory as the once unassuming Plastic Duck. Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/griefzilla-plastic-duck.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/alien-invasion.php A group of aliens, summoned from their distant world, descend upon the fertile and unsuspecting land of Second Life to explore, experiment, and eradicate the human race. Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/alien-invasion.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/mtv-virtual-worlds.php MTV has decided to launch its own virtual version of Laguna Beach, catering towards the traditionally digital demographic of ditzy teenaged girls. Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/mtv-virtual-worlds.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/sweden-edwards-griefers.php Sweden is opening an embassy in Second Life, ushering in a bright new era of pornstars and meatballs. Second Life may change the way you work, but it won't make you any more popular with your coworkers. Finally, an overview of people who hate goon griefers, from Prokofy Neva to PC Gamer. Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/sweden-edwards-griefers.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/my-lovely-horse.php The Second Life Safari visits a bestiality BDSM barn. Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/my-lovely-horse.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/anshes-revenge-stinging.php Second Life Safari writer Petey breaks down the legal issues with Anshe Chung as well as reviewing a furry sting gone horribly, horribly wrong. Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/anshes-revenge-stinging.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/war-christmas-town.php As Santa Clause explores his new territory in Second Life, the vicious Neva Braun, widow of Adolf Griefler, launches a surprise attack on the North Pole. Sat, 06 Jan 2007 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/war-christmas-town.php petey@somethingawful.com (SANTA) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/seasons-greetings.php MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SECOND LIFE Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/seasons-greetings.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/room-101-vs.php Second Life Safari author Petey gives an exclusive report on the activities of virtual terrorist group Room 101, which griefed an Anshe Chung interview by CNET and whose members remain at large. Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/room-101-vs.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-sucks.php No video game has ever been the darling of the mainstream media like Second Life. In this article, Something Awful writer Petey explores the seedy underbelly of Second Life, which is rank and full of crazy people. Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/second-life-sucks.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/bushmen-buka.php Sat, 02 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/bushmen-buka.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/the-babywolfie-emails.php Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/the-babywolfie-emails.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/now-biweekly.php Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/now-biweekly.php petey@somethingawful.com (Ensign Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/shiplog-uss-prokofy.php Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/shiplog-uss-prokofy.php petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/safari-begins.php Sat, 28 Oct 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/second-life-safari/safari-begins.php