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Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.</description><language>en-us</language><managingEditor>jeffrey+editor@somethingawful.com</managingEditor><webMaster>jeffrey+rsssupport@somethingawful.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 06:26:13 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>web2.0rss.com.fart</generator><image><url>http://www.somethingawful.com/static.somethingawful.com/img/logo-rss.png</url><title>Second Life Safari - Something Awful</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/</link><width>144</width><height>55</height></image><item><title>A Pirate's Life For Me</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/second-life-pirates/1/</link><description>The pirates of Second Life go on a mission for mayhem by terrorizing villagers and firebombing their nemesis, the Privateer Prokofy Neva. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid 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04:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Second Life Sucks: Redux</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/sweden-edwards-griefers/1/</link><description>Sweden is opening an embassy in Second Life, ushering in a bright new era of pornstars and meatballs. Second Life may change the way you work, but it won't make you any more popular with your coworkers. Finally, an overview of people who hate goon griefers, from Prokofy Neva to PC Gamer. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/6668/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>My Lovely Horse</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/my-lovely-horse/1/</link><description>The Second Life Safari visits a bestiality BDSM barn. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4442/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Anshe's Revenge &amp; Stinging Surprise</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/anshes-revenge-stinging/1/</link><description>Second Life Safari writer Petey breaks down the legal issues with Anshe Chung as well as reviewing a furry sting gone horribly, horribly wrong. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4410/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>War in Christmas Town</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/war-christmas-town/1/</link><description>As Santa Clause explores his new territory in Second Life, the vicious Neva Braun, widow of Adolf Griefler, launches a surprise attack on the North Pole. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4374/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Seasons Greetings</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/seasons-greetings/</link><description>MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SECOND LIFE</description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (SANTA)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4348/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Room 101 vs. Anshe Chung</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/room-101-vs/1/</link><description>Second Life Safari author Petey gives an exclusive report on the activities of virtual terrorist group Room 101, which griefed an Anshe Chung interview by CNET and whose members remain at large.</description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4336/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Second Life Sucks</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/second-life-sucks/</link><description>No video game has ever been the darling of the mainstream media like Second Life. In this article, Something Awful writer Petey explores the seedy underbelly of Second Life, which is rank and full of crazy people. </description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4316/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Bushmen of Buka</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/bushmen-buka/1/</link><description></description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4274/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The BabyWolfie Emails</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/the-babywolfie-emails/1/</link><description></description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4230/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Now biweekly!</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/now-biweekly/</link><description></description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4229/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shiplog of the U.S.S. Prokofy Neva</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/shiplog-uss-prokofy/1/</link><description></description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Ensign Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4206/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Safari Begins</title><link>http://www.somethingawful.com/second-life-safari/safari-begins/</link><description></description><author>petey@somethingawful.com (Chris "Petey" Peterson)</author><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.somethingawful.com/a/4186/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>