Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:00:00 +0000 Raised and trained in a mysterious facility, piteous brute Stevie seeks answers. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/spiderman-facility-1349.php Well, Stevie, I am told you have completed book task 'Spider-Man Zaps Mr. Zodiac.' Could you please share your findings regarding this reading, and what True Lesson you've discovered? Our Distinguished Visitor awaits your report. Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/spiderman-facility-1349.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/aquaman-scourge-1349.php Stevie, please proffer your latest findings regarding book task 'Aquaman: Scourge of the Sea.' If indeed you have absorbed its True Lessons, may they serve you well on the Outside. Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/aquaman-scourge-1349.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/superman-phantom-1349.php Instructor, thank you for Reading Tasks that teach us the value of science. If only Superman had learned this lesson! Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/superman-phantom-1349.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/reading-time-batman.php Batman is not a real hero, Instructors. He will not help us with the cause. He will love animals, and they won't even be bats, and then a furry person will take him to his dungeon. The 'Cheetah' does not exist. Where does the fraud end? Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/reading-time-batman.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/incredible-hulk-1349.php Instructor, I have learned much about the Hulk during this Reading Task, but I have an additional question: Dad? Sun, 12 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/incredible-hulk-1349.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/reading-time-frankenstein.php Stevie, forget what you have heard about this "Frankenstein." Frankenstein, Jr is the hero you are required to know. He lives among the humans, and does outstanding tasks under a scientist's command. He is a role model for you. He is a robot. Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/reading-time-frankenstein.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/partners-tragic-rime.php We Are Partners under violent siege. Please send hero. Stop. Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/partners-tragic-rime.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Facility 1349 Instructor Ken Orlock) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-christmas.php The human version of the Santa Claus story contains various distorted truths, but the True Lesson, which we present to you now in Reading Task format, offers classified information regarding the surprising heroism of some animals, the untrustworthiness of rodents, and the relevance of the red suit and false beard we recently asked you to wear. Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-christmas.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-invaders.php Dear Max, the Instructors told me I could send you my own Reading Time, so you could see for yourself what its like Outside. Please believe these words and pictures. I hope you will understand them superior grade, so you can join me and we can be heroes together. Your friend, Stevie Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-invaders.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Stevie) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-calcutta.php Dear Max, They gave me a different partner because you werent here, and he was a mirthless fellow who gnawed my toes. Also, I had to be a spy, which is nothing like a hero. You are not allowed to use powers and kill aliens. You just watch villains and become confused. Maybe you will understand what happened better than I did. Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-calcutta.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-hepzibah.php Now a fugitive, Stevie seeks answers from a mysterious Elderly. Thu, 28 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-hepzibah.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-panther.php With nothing to differentiate between days, time has escaped largely unobserved, until today. Today Stevie spots an unsolicited guest, a feline oddity striding confidently toward him, its tail curled inquisitively between its hind legs. Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reading-time-panther.php garbageday@somethingawful.com (Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/readingtime-dick-tracy.php Stevie gets a visit from the king of cosmetic camouflage. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/readingtime-dick-tracy.php