Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:00:00 +0000 The inmates of Lambspoke Penitentiary utilize the CONEX network to exchange goods, services, and rumors as things begin to go amiss at Lambspoke. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-esoteric-orders.php CONEX provides commerce solutions for enterprising convicts. See what's moving in D-Block and what some dingbats from tier 13 just want to get rid of as quickly as possible. Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-esoteric-orders.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-unearthly-delights.php More prison deals and more strange happenings courtesy of Conex Convict Connections and the inmates of Lambspoke Federal Correctional Facility. Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-unearthly-delights.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-uncanny-amusements.php The third installment of the CONEX series returns to D-Block at Lambspoke to find out what inmates are doing to amuse themselves in these dark latter days. The uncanny amusements include a homemade prison radio, a rare record, and an offer for an unusual meeting. Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-uncanny-amusements.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-sublime-situations.php Just what is happening in Lambspoke Correctional Facility and how are the inmates on CONEX reacting to these bizarre developments? Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-sublime-situations.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-approaching-storm.php Things are getting stranger by the hour for the inmates at Lambspoke Correctional Facility. A cell where reality is topsy-turvy, a plea to cease otherworldly drumming, and a great deal on 150,000 human teeth. Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-approaching-storm.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-lamb-spoke.php All good things must come to an end and so too must the very bad things at Lambspoke Correctional Facility. The inmates aren't running the asylum, something much more terrible has taken over. Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/conex-lamb-spoke.php