Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:00:00 +0000 en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reach-around-begins.php We launch our series of articles that seek to bring the world closer together by fostering an enviroment of understanding. And dick jokes. Fri, 16 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reach-around-begins.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-midwest-france.php The first installment of the Great American Reach Around takes us to the Midwest and France! Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-midwest-france.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-two.php The GARA finishes up our look at the Midwest and heads to Greece and Turkey. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-two.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reach-around-three.php Every episode of the Sopranos is about Tony breathing heavy while he rolls a fork around in pasta. Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/reach-around-three.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-four.php Week four of GARA and part two of our look at the Northeast United States brings us to New York and the two Irelands. Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-four.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-five.php The Great American Reach Around Continues with a visit to New England and Canada! Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-five.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-six.php GARA week 6: Baltimore, Wilmington, Washington, plus Australia and New Zealand Fri, 11 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-six.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/south-week-seven.php GARA week 7 takes us to Appalachia and Japan. Fri, 25 May 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/south-week-seven.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-eight.php Deep inside week eight of the GARA takes us to the Deep South and Scandinavia. Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-eight.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-nine.php Week nine of the Great American Reach Around finishes out the South with Miami, Florida and New Orleans, Louisiana, then heads across the Atlantic to our old friends in Germany to check out Darmstadt and Mayen. Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-nine.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-ten.php Week ten of the Great American Reach Around takes us to Texas and Mexico. Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-ten.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-eleven.php California and South Africa await a visit from the Great American Reach Around. Dare you thrust betwixt these two lands of intrigue? You dare! Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-eleven.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-twelve.php Alaska, Colorado, Russia, and Switzerland. What do these three things have in common? Well, first of all, there are four of them there you fucking moron. Second, they're all featured in this week's installment of the Great American Reach Around! Huzzah! Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-twelve.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-thirteen.php Thirteen weeks have been blessed with the honeyed kiss of the Great American Reach Around, but this is the last hurrah. Find out all you ever wanted to know about Arizona, plus a whole lot more. Read up on Croatia, Spain, Italy, Denmark, and more! We're overflowing with international friendship and fat jokes about Americans. Fri, 17 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/gara-week-thirteen.php