Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:00:00 +0000 en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life.php Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-2.php Fri, 10 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-2.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-3.php Mon, 08 May 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-3.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-cafeteria.php Chef Groot Moredo takes us on a tour of the dark side of the Rebel Alliance's food services. Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-cafeteria.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-firefly.php Find out how someone with no sense of adventure lives their life and works aboard a Firefly class, in this gripping tail of a blue-collar space western. Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-firefly.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/vader-physical-therapist.php Darth Vader's physical therapist relates his life experiences at the side of one of the moodiest bosses in the known galaxy. Coaxing Lord Vader into a therapeutic pool or convincing him to make the switch to a raw food diet can be dangerous for a hardworking therapist's health. Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/vader-physical-therapist.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dalek-doctor-who.php There is more to the exterminating empire of the Daleks than you might have realized. They don't just disintegrate humans, they also enslave humans! Find out what life is like as a slave to the Daleks. Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/dalek-doctor-who.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sanitation-death-star.php A long time ago and really far away toilets still got clogged up and trash compactors still jammed. Find out what it's like to live as a sanitation worker for the Galactic Empire. Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/sanitation-death-star.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/voyager-scam-artist.php Even working stiffs can turn to crime. The USS Voyager falls prey to a petty criminal running a scam in the Delta Quadrant. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/voyager-scam-artist.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/warhammer-chaos-birdhouse.php 38,000 years into the dark future there is more than just war, there is a hell of a lot of work that needs to be done. Join Blue Stripe in our voyage to the 41st millennium to interview three working stiffs from the war-torn galaxy of tomorrow. Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/warhammer-chaos-birdhouse.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/aliens-cryogenics-freezers.php Freezing people for deep space travel is a critical component of super-corporation Weyland-Yutani's colonial expansion. Roger Washington is one of many men behind the deep freeze, and he hates it when popped-collar suits start nosing around. Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/aliens-cryogenics-freezers.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terminator-connor-cyberdyne.php Even a hardworking Cyberdyne Systems Model-66 sometimes has a few extra milliseconds to ponder life. Get inside a positronic neural-net processor and find out what a few production cycles are like at the Skull City production facility. Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terminator-connor-cyberdyne.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cigarettes-battlestar-galactica.php Even a new-age ditz can sometimes become a part of the future's working class. It tends to happen when she's press-ganged into working on a refinery that makes space cigarettes for the fleeing survivors of cylon aggression. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/cigarettes-battlestar-galactica.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe.php The violent and tragic life of a shticky florist from the Harkonnen homeworld of Giedi Prime. Mon, 17 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-predator.php Hard at work or hardly working? This Predator may not be a hunter, but he busts his As's just like any clan member pursuing the soft meat. Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-predator.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-decon.php An underachieving engineer in Bozeman, Montana makes his contribution to the success of the NX-01 Enterprise mission. Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-decon.php zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-matrix.php Asmodeus works tech support for users in the Matrix and lives in Zion, a city inside a factory inside a volcano. Welcome to the working man's life in the desert of the real. Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-matrix.php