Tue, 13 May 2008 13:00:00 +0000 en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/email-roamin-dad.php EMAIL FROM DAD ON THE ROAD !!!!!!DETAILS MY DADVENTURES IN THE FORM OF ELECTRONIC MEDIA with pics for the kiddos Tue, 13 May 2008 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/email-roamin-dad.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-2.php Yes Thats Right I Lost The Dang Car. It's ok though I am getting a ride from a woman with a uterus problem Tue, 27 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-2.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-3.php back on the road after all these weeks !!! i got a car fair and square and now it's time for me to hit the road jack!!!!!!! Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-3.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-4.php Some thing is happening to me out here in the wild and there are things i need to tell you before it is too late for your dear old pop.. Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-4.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-5.php Back in the game thanks to much needed rest. Working on my novel and my spiritual trip. Maybe i cannot die.. Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-5.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-6.php Your dear old pop has a big time secret to tell you about your old cat. Also I love you !!! Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-6.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-7.php I hope you have a shovel or can borrow from one of the neighbors who doesnt hate us.. big info here... Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-7.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-8.php No time for chit chat my life is at stake please go through my belongings and may they benefit you in all your dealings !! Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-8.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-9.php If i could ask mccan or obama 1 question it would be what are they going to do with the economy. i gota business to start!! Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-9.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-10.php I have awakened with an amazing new power from a mysterious benefactor....the mountain!! Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-10.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-11.php I have a pest in my life and it's natures greatest hen, the neighborhood turkey Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-11.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-12.php Quick dad tip when someone asks what is the reason for the season say "mess with the best die like the rest" always answer a rhyme with another rhyme Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-12.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-13.php I have done 30% of my new years mottos and nothing else feels fresher!! Im a man of my word at least 30 percent of the time Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-13.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-14.php Here is the letter i wrote to get my money back from the fraud bed corp. Read it and "sleep"!! that is my bed joke but this is no laughing matter!! Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-14.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-15.php I am going to run this curmudgeon bank some day so join it now... lets bank!! Tue, 03 Mar 2009 05:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-15.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-16.php I have been Tasked with DEFENDING SAFETY and showing you how to put your hair out if its on fire Tue, 31 Mar 2009 09:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-16.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-17.php No Horse Bones About It... Its the horses special day!!!! A Fine Horse I Dont Forget Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-17.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-18.php I, your estranged father, have learned an important lesson about remodeling and time warps and now i know what i was meant to do this whole dang time Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-18.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-19.php ROSS BEANIS and i are going to make money and you will see. we will be famous business men like a couple of rambos Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-19.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-20.php The time my arch nemesis and also best non-man horse friend destroyed the only room i cared about and the only place i ever felt i belonged Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-20.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-21.php I have done a lot of deeds through my life big and small and now I must warn you of your future Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-21.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-22.php I have important news about your idiot sister who bungled it and is now engaged to a loaf of crud named GREG. Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-22.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-23.php The results are in!!!! Your dear old dad attended the wedding and met the GREG FAMILY. What a time Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-23.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-24.php Your heavenly dad (me) is ready to have his story blossom into the big screen sure to be a block buster....!! Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-24.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-25.php This is your father. I am going to win big on National Novel Wiring Month. Read the storyline here, it is a crowd pleaser! Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-25.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-26.php Hello from your father I am all set to open a restaurant and succeed where i used to fail Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-26.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-27.php This is your dad writing to let you know I witnessed the miracle of life because I went to the wrong place at the wrong time Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-27.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-28.php HELLO it is your dad emailing, I have a fantastic new career in the field of MILK Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-28.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-29.php Hello it is your father writing. I have a few small problems but that is what makes life worth living!! Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-29.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-30.php HELLO!!! Your estranged father here, I am writing to tell you about my upcoming court cases where I will win big and eat like a prince. Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-30.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-31.php My bumbling boss won't help me launch my dessert delight!! Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-31.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-32.php HELLO I had big egg plans but there was a problem. Tue, 30 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-32.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-33.php Hello!!! It is my birth day today and so far it's fine, not like those old birth days. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-33.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-34.php I have a vicious but not unwarranted grudge against one of nature's biggest beasts Tue, 11 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-34.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-35.php It is time to become a workin' man yet again!!!! Tue, 22 Jun 2010 03:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-35.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-36.php HELLO I have taken roommates!! Or rather, they have taken me... by surprise!! Tue, 03 Aug 2010 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-36.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-37.php I am remembering a little bit today about the whole "Bird Affair" that nobody wants to talk about!! Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-37.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-38.php My Cyberbabe is taking on a life of her own, but at what cost?! Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-38.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-39.php All Hallow's Riches To You And Yours This Holiday Season!! -My motto now Tue, 14 Sep 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-39.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-40.php "What's The Bully Story" you may be asking me! And I am about to say it! Tue, 28 Sep 2010 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-40.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-41.php It is about a car that I bought from a big man who made threats on me. Tue, 12 Oct 2010 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-41.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-42.php A short and fancy letter to the soon-to-be new tenant next door, from me, a passionate man. Tue, 09 Nov 2010 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-42.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-43.php The year is new and I feel like a new man! Let me apologize now!! Tue, 04 Jan 2011 03:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-43.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-44.php I have a lot of sad things to tell you before I forget most of them to the demons of time!! Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-44.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-45.php The animal problems are some of my most regretful! Tue, 01 Feb 2011 06:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-45.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-46.php You call that bucket of bolts a computer woman? I will show you a computer woman. Tue, 15 Feb 2011 07:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-46.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-47.php Engaged in a battle of wits because I tried to make pets fun again!! Sun, 13 Mar 2011 08:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-47.php docevil@somethingawful.com (ValuHome Properties, Inc.) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-48.php Thank you for your thoughtful letter. We regret to inform you that you will not be receiving your deposit back. Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-48.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-49.php Problem at local gym. There is a problem at the gym. Please fix it, gym people. Tue, 26 Apr 2011 08:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-49.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-50.php When you think about the excitement of the raffle does it remind you of BIRTH? Tue, 10 May 2011 06:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-50.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-51.php Please read about the newest crime of the century happening before your very eyes!! Tue, 24 May 2011 07:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-51.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-52.php This Social Rat business is about to get off the ground, starring me and the rats! Tue, 13 Sep 2011 06:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-52.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-53.php I have a lucrative job helping old people with very little bird duty!!!! Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-53.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-54.php My Favorite Cats that I'm friends with now. Tue, 14 Aug 2012 07:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-54.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-55.php I got into a milk match with a real piece of work named RUSTY. Tue, 20 Nov 2012 05:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-55.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-56.php I have a job now doing Pig Care for the mayor. His prized pigs can't be beat!!! Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-56.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-57.php I have had lots of dream trouble lately but my confessions may help me rest. Tue, 18 Dec 2012 05:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-57.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-58.php A short list of my regrets from this year. Boy hooty. Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-58.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-59.php "Running got me to where I am today and I will never stop" -me Tue, 15 Jan 2013 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-59.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-60.php I had a bad time at this gym and I will not go back to it. Tue, 29 Jan 2013 05:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-60.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-61.php Recalling my past loves and why nobody likes me. Tue, 12 Feb 2013 06:30:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-61.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Dad) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-62.php I am drinking lots of hot milk again but it's for a reason this time! Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-62.php docevil@somethingawful.com (Jon "@fart" Hendren) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-63.php The world's most sophisticated chat babe is ready to be pleased by you!! Tue, 09 Apr 2013 04:30:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/roamin-dad-63.php