Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:00:00 +0000 Monstergeddon is an annual, one-night tournament of monsters competing in various categories -- Best Kill, Most Unnecessary Collateral Damage, Sexiest Victim -- with the top prize being the coveted Killer Cup. The objective of the tournament is killing humans. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-suggestion-board.php Congratulations to the Masked Slasher, the first human ever to win the Killer Cup! Im proud to be serving as game master in such progressive times, guys. Anyhoo, it's never too early to start planning for next years Monstergeddon, so I thought Id start a board here where people can make suggestions or voice critiques. I open the floor ... Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-suggestion-board.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-indiana-jones.php Okay guys. I will have a talk with Dogballz via private message, but Id like to remind everyone that we are no longer using the world trolling on the site. Were calling it agitating, out of respect to the actual troll community. Thu, 28 Oct 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-indiana-jones.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-human-party.php Hey all! Im new to the monster community (just returned from the grave), and I thought this little mixer could be a great way to get to know other creep peeps. I got the invite from some schoolmates who still think Im human. Theyre planning a scavenger hunt in this old rundown casino. Should be a nice relaxed environment to pick them off! Thu, 14 Apr 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-human-party.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-2011-results.php Players Choice Best Kill Award: Your votes have been tallied and you overwhelmingly selected Howard the Wolf Man for his killing of Masked Slasher. But Howard cannot be awarded for killing another player. This is the most basic Monstergeddon rule! Thus the award goes to our runner-up, the FunTown Phantom, for turning a security guard inside out. Thu, 27 Oct 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-2011-results.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-travel-losangeles.php The Los Angeles metropolitan area is the second largest in the United States in terms of human population, and the fourth largest in terms of monster population (behind New York City, New Orleans, and Placid Valley, Colorado). Thu, 16 Feb 2012 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-travel-losangeles.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dangerous-humans.php As the crudely assembled creation of a deranged scientist, I have my share of existential baggage. I was going through a dark patch, drinking a lot, tried to commit suicide by freezing myself at the Arctic Circle, was discovered and thawed by Russian oil-workers, blah blah. But after killing everyone on that oil rig, I feel re-energized and happy! Thu, 07 Jun 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dangerous-humans.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-morty-history.php Twenty years ago this very day, back on August 16, 1992, the supernatural community lost a true icon when Ashley Campbell pushed Mortimer The Church Retreat Maniac Vorchek into a live volcano. It seemed like every year Morty would get killed (often by Ms. Campbell), and this death seemed especially absurd, but sadly it stuck. We miss you, Morty. Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-morty-history.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-results-2012.php Last night had so many highlights! The most collective kills in Monstergeddon history, you guys! Congratulations to everyone! And the message boards are already humming with discussion about the Masked Slashers triumphant return from the grave. But I know, I know, lets get on with things, right? You want to know who won the awards! Thu, 01 Nov 2012 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-results-2012.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-howard-dogballz69.php I think it took a lot of courage for me to go into the Living/Unliving With Depression thread and talk about my problem, admitting that Ive become a human again. Then Howard trolls his way in and calls me a whiner and says I shouldnt be allowed on the boards anymore because Im not a real monster?! I was a vampire before Howard was even born! Wed, 20 Feb 2013 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-howard-dogballz69.php wormmiller@gmail.com (Worm Miller) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dating-tips.php PHANTOM MENACE asks: Does anyone have dating advice for non-corporeals? Im currently occupying (possessing) an elevator shaft in a high-rise, and there is a really cute specter that roams the 27th floor. But I have heard people say you shouldnt [haunt] where you eat, so to speak. Plus she cant actually leave the 27th floor, which seems limiting. Wed, 29 May 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/monstergeddon-dating-tips.php