Thu, 27 May 2010 06:00:00 +0000 TerrorBears exist to lay waste to this world. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 coachthunderbeard@gmail.com (Joshua "Thunderbeard" Pugh) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terrorbear-mythos.php You will never find two TerrorBears in each others' presence. The result of this phenomenon is exactly what one might expect when an unstoppable chaotic force encounters its equal -- absolute annihilation of all present matter. The craters on this planet have a variety of sources: meteorites, uncommon erosion, explosions, and TerrorBear showdowns. Thu, 27 May 2010 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terrorbear-mythos.php coachthunderbeard@gmail.com (Joshua "Thunderbeard" Pugh) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terrorbear-return-darkness.php Imagine, if you will, a twelve-to-fourteen-foot-tall hellbeast crushing your corpse beneath its fiery feet. The last thing you hear is a gurgling growl, as gallons of blood, saliva, spiders and froth pour from its mouth onto your mangled flesh. All the while, your dying gaze remains unshakably transfixed on its empty, unflinching, dead white eyes. Thu, 11 Nov 2010 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/terrorbear-return-darkness.php