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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<title>SA Series: Keith&#039;s Tie Emporium</title>
		<description>Designer Ties at Discount Prices</description>
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			<title>Front Page News: Keith&#039;s Tie Emporium</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (webmaster@keithstieemporium.angelfire.com)</author>
			<link>http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tie-store.php</link>
			<description>Your one stop destination for neckties has found a new home on the internet. Come check out the website for Keiths Tie Emporium! Special one(1) time sales!!!</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Front Page News: Keith&#039;s Tie Emporium: Big Sale!</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Keith)</author>
			<link>http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/tie-sale.php</link>
			<description>Those social worker thieves and my no-good son are out to get me and my ties. Come buy a piece of tie history before it&#039;s too late. </description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Front Page News: Keith&#039;s Tie Emporium Breakout Deals</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Keith)</author>
			<link>http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/keiths-escape.php</link>
			<description>Keith here. Can&#039;t talk. On the lamb. Buy a tie, please. I need money. Money and food. Please help.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Front Page News: International Tie Sale</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Keith)</author>
			<link>http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/keith-tie-terrorism.php</link>
			<description>Keith&#039;s latest tie venture from an unnamed mountain base.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Front Page News: Keith&#039;s  Wool Tie Emporium</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Keith)</author>
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			<description>Keith&#039;s Emporium is open with the newest style in wool ties</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Front Page News: Tie 2.0</title>
			<author>salmonseason@somethingawful.com (Jared)</author>
			<link>http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/keith-tie-future.php</link>
			<description>dads been gone for like four months so now it my time to take over for the old coot heh. gonna make this shit shine. welcome to the future of tie sales.</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
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