Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:00:00 +0000 The harrowing saga of the Shady Vale community is brought to light by one concerned resident, bravely standing against the villainous wizard and all-around bad neighbor Mr. Stormbeard. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wizard-neighborhood-association.php An open letter to the Neighborhood Association regarding the behavior of Shady Vale's newest resident, Langall Stormbeard, on the subject of his unkempt yard and reckless use of sorcery. Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wizard-neighborhood-association.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-nuisance.php I believe you to be well aware of my ill feelings toward Langall Stormbeard, who resides at 2234 Roaring Elk Drive, the residence immediately adjacent to mine. For the past year I have been writing to complain about his bizarre, troubling, and dangerous behavior. For the past year you have been ignoring me. Wed, 06 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-nuisance.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-neighborhood-wizard.php As I noted in my last letter, Mr. Stormbeard's estranged wife returned home. Her arrival sparked a fresh wave of violent, supernatural events. As the couple bickered and argued, the entire neighborhood seemed to quake. This problem has only intensified with the arrival of Scott, Mr. Stormbeard's teenage son and drug addict. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-neighborhood-wizard.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-crystal.php I apologize if the tone of this letter seems harsh, but my family and I are presently trapped inside a trans-dimensional crystal with the neighbor from hell. That neighbor is none other than Langall Stormbeard, who resides at 2234 Roaring Elk Drive. Wed, 12 May 2010 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-crystal.php livestock@somethingawful.com (Josh "Livestock" Boruff) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-evict.php I have written you many times to complain about Mr. Stormbeard's unruly lawn and flagrant disregard for the neighborhood charter, a document I vowed to uphold at all costs. I must now inform you that this sacred document has been stained with blood. Wed, 16 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/stormbeard-evict.php