Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:00:00 +0000 B-vitamins! Taurine! Ginseng! L-Carnitine! Guarana! Caffeine! Inositol! Revolting, horrendous acidic bile that burns through your throat while providing enough synthetic "energy" to fry your synapses! These are the Something Awful energy drink (and energy bars) reviews! en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2009.php Something Awful reviews more rancid energy drinks. Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2009.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review3.php Once again, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen drink and review more things unfit for human consumption: energy drinks! This is part II, dummy. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review3.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2.php Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen drink and review more things unfit for human consumption: energy drinks! Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-jolt.php Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka reviews the feel-good sensation of JOLT ENERGY's product line, because some clueless person mailed them to us for free! Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-jolt.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2008.php 13 exciting / horrible bastardizations of science are consumed and reviewed in a dramatic display of contempt for humanity. Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-drink-review2008.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/great-energy-drink.php Tue, 14 Mar 2006 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/great-energy-drink.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-bar-challenge-2.php Tue, 07 Oct 2003 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-bar-challenge-2.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-bar-challenge.php Thu, 02 Oct 2003 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/energy-bar-challenge.php lowtax@somethingawful.com (Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ultimate-energy-drink.php Sat, 12 Oct 2002 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/ultimate-energy-drink.php