Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:00:00 +0000 SA Series: Eastwood The misadventures of an aging mercenary navigating the intrigues of the dividing States of America. en-us radium@somethingawful.com webmaster@somethingawful.com Something Awful http://i.somethingawful.com/core/sa_logo_144.png 144 42 Features / Articles: Four Days in Winter - First Day zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-one.php Protecting three spoiled rich kids with their own show on MTV for four days is a tough job. Thu, 29 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-one.php Features / Articles: Four Days in Winter - Second Day zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-two.php The three rich kids and their MTV show take an eventful trip to Aspen. Thu, 05 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-two.php Features / Articles: Four Days in Winter - Third Day zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-three.php The third of four days providing security for a trio of rich kids in Hollywood with their own show on MTV. A special job for Howser ends up as a Malibu Barbie nightmare. Plus special visit to the set of TRL! Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-three.php Features / Articles: Four Days in Winter - The Last Day zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-last.php The fourth and final day of the job introduces the world to the Big Stunt. Television will never be the same. Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-winter-last.php Features / Articles: Two Days in Summer - Holding Action zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/two-days-spring.php A misanthropic mercenary is hired to bust unions in Michigan. Thu, 17 Mar 2011 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/two-days-spring.php Features / Articles: Two Days in Summer - Caveat Emptor zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/michigan-union-busting.php Union busting in Michigan escalates with a plot to fake an assassination of the governor. Thu, 31 Mar 2011 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/michigan-union-busting.php Features / Articles: Three Days in Fall - Press Gang zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/three-days-wages.php Eastwood returns! A bounty hunting job goes pear-shaped on the Mexican border and secessionists rally for Texas independence. Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/three-days-wages.php Features / Articles: Three Days in Fall - Day Two zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/eastwood-days-fall.php The USAF drafts Eastwood into exchanging a cult preacher for a hostage media personality. Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/eastwood-days-fall.php Features / Articles: Three Days in Fall - Day Three zackparsons@somethingawful.com (Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-fall-last.php Three Days in Fall concludes as Eastwood and his companions attempt to escape the war zone of Corpus Christi. Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:00:00 -0500 http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/days-fall-last.php